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Chris McConnell

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Ryan Hana @ryanhanawwp.bsky.social · 11h
Regulation: 0 goals Overtime: 0 goals First 10 shooters in the shootout: 0 goals #LGRW
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Please look at this dog
This is maybe a dog but also maybe some kind of weird collapsible handbag or a slumbering albino kangaroo or a canine pocket dimension, anyway if it is a dog, it’s a dog sleeping in such a way that his back legs are folded up all the way up past his nose which is only possible in an Escher print, anyway his name is Cooper, he is a hound lab mix, he is baby
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Payton Tolle has responded to Nick Offerman claiming him as his son. This is very important to me.
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Two all-time greats.
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Legends only.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They’re live-streaming the execution of the person they think they can get away with doing that to first. It’s a test. If they can do that, they’ll expand the margins of permission.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can you imagine if Hasan Piker said something like this? The NYT would have a 6 byline story on it in 30 minutes. They'd publish 15 op-ed pieces within a week and it would be the topic of every podcast they produce.
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Claim your free Trump knife.
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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
when you’re 1-3, but so is half the league
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Winged Wheel Podcast @wingedwheelpodcast.com · 04/10/2026
Good morning Hockeytown
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And what real man wants to be on a platform filled with GIRLS?!?! EW GROSS
Geiger Capital: Officially deleted instagram.

An inherently female app. Zero benefit.

Elon Musk: Instagram is for girls.
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
Trust the process
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Andrew Erickson @andrew-erickson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Targets this season FB Alec Ingold - 4 RB Omarion Hampton - 3
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Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
they’re right to shield Iowa football from children
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Winged Wheel Podcast @wingedwheelpodcast.com · 25/09/2026
Per Elliotte Friedman: - Larkin's trade list has more teams now than has been reported; thinks it's ~8 teams & includes COL, WSH, DAL, TBL, etc. (only U.S. teams) - Heard that Detroit's preference is a bridge contract for Simon Edvinsson #LGRW
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Prashanth Iyer @prashanthiyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Really surprised this Simon Edvinsson deal is taking so long. IMO it should be as simple as flip a coin to decide 6 or 7 years and drop the plinko ball to land on an AAV between $8 million and $9.5 million
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Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jaxson Dart and Donald Trump
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 22/09/2026
my smart glasses told me "hey, it looks like you're beating your wife. that's not the best approach to being a good husband" and it really turned my life around
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is the funniest possible statement they could have released, thank you
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yelling for the Edvinsson contract when Horcoff had no authority until today
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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Jake Ciely @allinkid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
2027 drafts: "I'm not drafting Kenneth Walker coming off 510 touches"
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Surrender Index @surrender-index.tomkahe.com · 13/09/2026
TEN decided to punt to NYJ from the NYJ 45 on 4th & 4 with 13:09 remaining in the 3rd while losing 3 to 10. With a Surrender Index of 15.51, this punt ranks at the 99.3rd percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 95th percentile of all punts since 1999.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 12/09/2026
You gotta admit Michigan fans being mad at refs is funny rn
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Detroit Red Wings (Unofficial) @notdetroitredwings.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(the offseason for us in a nutshell: - k1y)
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Dumpster Fire in Flood: Everything Is Fine
ALT: Dumpster Fire in Flood: Everything Is Fine
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is it good when your team doesn’t seem that invested in finding a GM and the fans have all turned on the team captain just asking
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
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Sara Hates Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So are the Wings gonna get a GM or what
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
people who hate AI: i think AI could bring about the downfall of humanity people who really, really, really, really, really believe in AI: I think AI could bring about the downfall of humanity
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’ve never heard of Catholic Batman but there’s a Jewish Batgirl called BatMitzvahgirl.
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Frank Amari @frankamari.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The President of the United States today:
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/09/2026
“a team just completely fucked it, total disaster on that play” “find the saddest child you can in the crowd and put them on screen immediately”
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
that’s a way you lose a game in 1947 when the game clock is operated via hand crank
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Michael Felder @itsfelder.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
fully speechless. at the call to put 1 back on. at fans storming the field. unreal.
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Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Michigan storming the field against Western Michigan is worse than losing lol
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Chris McConnell @taterwolfe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@marissaofyork.bsky.social COLLEGE KICKERS 🙌
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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Techdirt @techdirt.com · 27/08/2026
Meta Just Paid Nearly $17 Billion To Make Sure It Gets To Write The Kid Safety Rules For Every Other Social Media Platform By now... www.techdirt.com/2026/08/26/meta-ju…
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Meta Just Paid Nearly $17 Billion To Make Sure It Gets To Write The Kid Safety Rules For Every Other Social Media Platform
By now you've almost certainly heard the news that Meta has settled with 52 state and local Attorneys General who had sued the company in some form or another over child safety on Meta's platforms. The headlines are all covering the basics: the years-long case these states filed against Meta ends, and Meta pays somewhere...
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Mr. President, all these famous 80-year-olds keep dying and then the entire nation says great things about them."
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly was in no way politically neutral. she wasn't *partisan* as far as I can tell, and nobody on the right wanted to tangle with her, but her politics were not a particularly subtle part of her life.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fuck yeah. Launch actual missiles at the abstract concept of the bond market. I love this take.
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Chris McConnell @taterwolfe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
As a festival free agent in 2027, I will be taking my nonsense to Electric Forest.
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 20/08/2026
It's gotta be this one, right?
Proposed "I voted" sticker from an elementary-school student: A nightmare image of a yellow smiley face that looks menacing rather than smiley above crudely scrawled lettering that says "voting time."
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The Seahawks gave up fewer points in 17/21 games last season #analytics
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Jacquie (Postseason Edition) @lajacq.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I can’t say I get it but he has a grip over school secretaries with named Cheryl or Leanne
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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My god, this is so sad. She jumped off the screen as a kid actor in stuff like Remember the Titans, and she was a huge part of the Heroes s1 phenomenon. Nobody cares about “save the cheerleader, save the world” if she didn’t make them care about the cheerleader.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/08/2026
Announcers Watch Angels-Royals Game In Total Silence
Announcers Watch Angels-Royals Game In Total Silence
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 13/08/2026
According to Similarweb (the source cited for this data), ~27% of Threads' alleged half a billion monthly active users came from Taiwan (or ~135M people) Taiwan's actual population is ~23 million
July 2026 All traffic Share o® Top Countries O Taiwan 27.21% - 12.96% Vietnam 15.31% 7 2.03% United States 11.85% • 14.09% Korea, Republic of 4.92% - 9.36% Indonesia 4.69% • 10.19% Others 36.02% See all countries →
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It is truly an honor to be loathed by this man. 🫡
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/08/2026
i burst out laughing

Kirsten Swanson
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Lindell will not concede. Claims there are anomalies in the numbers that his teams will be looking into overnight. 
@KSTP
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