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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 17h

rooting for interceptions is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I AM ACTUALLY GLAD IM 0-3 BECAUSE PEOPLE UNDERESTIMATE YOU AT THIS LEVEL

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Traded for Tyler Shough this morning

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I actually am glad I’m 0-3 because people underestimate you at this level and so it’s actually pretty good if you think about it because of the underestimation so it’s fine that I’m 0-3 I really am happy this happened because if you think about it from that perspective it’s smart

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

All these whores on waivers tried to pay money to Sadiq this morning. But I won the bid. So they can Sa my Diq now.

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I need 23.15 fantasy points tonight to secure the win, but I need it from Colston Loveland.

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

As someone who vehemently believes in monogamy I’m absolutely terrified to tell my husband how hard Drake Maye fucked me yesterday

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tyler shough is my king my sweetheart my babyboy my black and gold god

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“Tyler shough to Juwan Johnson”

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Refs anytime the saints stop the raiders

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Imagine this is your daughter and you see her on TV struggling through something during the game, a million things swirling through your head as a parent like oh god my daughter is a packers fan

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The guys who drafted the wrong B Robinson watching him score

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

a Penix leaving everyone wanting more in its debut what a shocker

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The nfl? The official sponsor of Anheuser-Busch?

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

watching Drake London get a new QB gives me hope for a new day like tomorrow where I hope my coworker doesn’t heat up fish in the office for lunch

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Drafting Colston Loveland is a lot like heating up fish in the office for lunch. Even if you aren’t the one doing it, it stinks for everyone close to the guy that did

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Understable Genius @stixnstoned.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Me too. And I have a penis.

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I blew way too much FAAB on Tyler Shough this morning, but now it makes sense

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The problem is that I have data to back up my decision to bench him, but I know the second I move Colston Loveland out of my lineup he’s going to score a touchdown and it might actually give me an anger boner and I won’t know what to do with those feelings or with the boner

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

THIS STORY IS GOING TO DO IRREPARABLE DAMAGE TO CALEB WILLIAMS

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Guy just traded away Devonta Smith for TreVeyon Henderson this morning. But on August 29th, that SAME guy traded with the SAME dude, giving up Rico Dowdle to acquire TreVeyon Henderson. So if you do the math, within 24 days this man traded away Devonta Smith for Rico Dowdle.

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Leave Cam Skattebo on the sideline on 3rd and goal

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I want to dress up as something really fucking scary for Halloween this year so I’m thinking of going as a grade 1 hamstring strain

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Didn’t pee before leaving the restaurant despite my husband asking if I needed to pee before leaving the restaurant and I so I obviously had to pee really bad the entire drive home but I didn’t complain once

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I really let Mike McDaniel and his fuck ass capri pants and silly little podium poems fool me and that’s on me

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

GENERATIONAL WEALTH +18000 and +14000 cashes

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My husband is turning this saints game around WHODAT

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

THIS GAME IS GOING TO HIT LIKE GRANDPA’S FIRST VIAGRA

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Watching the Bills offense tonight feels like watching your older brother absolutely wreck someone on Madden before you were ever old enough hold the sticks yourself and Madden still felt like magic.

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

“scared money don’t make money” I say as I trip over my magnum dong

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

As the Saints announce a RB rotation with package-dependent responsibilities, I couldn’t help but wonder… Would a man ever trust the responsibility of his package with me

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

“I drafted extremely well. All the analysts would’ve loved the values on my roster. It was an 18-round work of art, really. So I don’t consider myself 0-1. I’m just a victim to the outliers of Week 1 volatility. My draft was incredible and that matters way more than losing.”

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

As someone who vehemently believes in monogamy I’m absolutely terrified to tell my husband how hard Bo Nix fucked me last night

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If I was Jaylen Waddle I simply would have caught the ball

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

STOP ASKING YOUR SPOUSE "HOW WAS YOUR DAY" they will say "fine" every single time replace it with this instead: “How the fuck did you start Colston Loveland and Ja’Marr Chase over Isaiah Likely and Jalen Coker”

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

A existential Week 1 recap in 212 seconds. open.spotify.com/episode/0hWE...

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

and everyone who made fun of me for drafting Chris Olave over Drake London can suck my dong

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

+12050 Odell Beckham sweat tonight, boys

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

it’s ironic that the same dudes that are pissed at Colston Loveland are the ones who watched all their friends score constantly in college while they got no action

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Carson Wentz is really thriving in the Drew Lock role

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