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👻👻👻Bram Stoker's Tars Tarkas🎃🎃🎃 @tarstarkas.bsky.social · 48m
Ok I've not seen this one, is she another secret sibling?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1h
Very important Star Trek image
Shatner 
The world of homosexuality I'm not that
familiar with. Are you?

Spiner (Data tha robot)
To a degree…
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 9h
Write the book you would like to see someone pull from a higgledy piggledy pile in a secondhand shop 63 years after your death and say, "This looks fucking weird. I think I will buy it for Joan.”
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Brian Darr @hellonfriscobay.bsky.social · 7h
Few Robert McKimson cartoons are interesting enough to write four paragraphs on, but this one certainly is: boxd.it/gJwRsf
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A review of Hillbilly Hare (1950)
Arkansas is not one of the forty-seven U.S. states I've visited, but the Darr family tree ran several generations through The Natural State long before that was its official nickname. Perhaps that's a...
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👻👻👻Bram Stoker's Tars Tarkas🎃🎃🎃 @tarstarkas.bsky.social · 3h
By season 8 the show is just dozens of Wil Wheatons in a tower telling each other to shut up and is the most popular show on streaming
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Berserker Piglet @berserkerpiglet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The season is a sleeper hit and the writers consider having her buried in Pet Semetary to bring the show back for another year. Wheaton talks (and is told to shut up) through one of those tubes people used to have when they were buried alive
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xarph @xar.ph · 14h
"I'll walk you to the train station"
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👻👻👻Bram Stoker's Tars Tarkas🎃🎃🎃 @tarstarkas.bsky.social · 14h
Jesus taking her down instead of up, hmmm...
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I didn’t expect a Manos: The Hands of Fate cameo in the Exorcist: Martyrs trailer!
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 18h
Star Trek Deep Space Nine Behind The Scenes : 1548s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 1548 seconds.
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Logan / Tachyon @tachyonart.bsky.social · 20h
Nautiloid spearfisher
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 10/10/2026
I literally cracked up laughing in the grocery store at this just howling
Cheetos: The Flavor of Fear
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The 24-HOUR HORROR MOVIE MIND MELTER is happening right now at secretcinematheque.com. Here are the tentative screening times, with hints of what will be playing:
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Lisounours @lise-l.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ils étaient mi-cerf mi-escargot, et re mi-cerf derrière
Image de deux cerfs allongés devant des rouleaux de foin
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👻👻👻Bram Stoker's Tars Tarkas🎃🎃🎃 @tarstarkas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
During the season Carrie is in Shawshank (framed), Wil Weaton plays the guy who knows she is innocent but gets murdered by the Warden, one final "Shut up, Wesley!"
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👻👻👻Bram Stoker's Tars Tarkas🎃🎃🎃 @tarstarkas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lol the school photo proofs this year have waaaaaay more watermarks on them, someone saw the tutorials how to get rid of them via AI
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THAWK! @thawk79.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
From MASTER COMICS #43. A man fighting a giant wedge of cheese.
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Hannah 'Pichy' Stockmann @hpichystockmann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sebulba smoking a deathstick: I was losing to that little shit Darth Vader in podraces while you were in gradeschool. Huh. Sebulba's alarmingly younger gungan boyfriend: can yuosa put tjat out on mesa
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👻👻👻Bram Stoker's Tars Tarkas🎃🎃🎃 @tarstarkas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
::Carrie sitting in a car, a headline says "Clown Attorney fatally stabbed in restaurant":: Old Carrie voiceover: "I was 12 going on 13 the first time I saw a dead body..." Digitally De-aged Wil Weaton: "My character's name was Gordie LaChance!" Carrie: "Shut up, Wesley!"
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👻👻👻Bram Stoker's Tars Tarkas🎃🎃🎃 @tarstarkas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
After the credits, we see Carrie enrolled in a new high school. Her classmate? Teenage Pennywise!
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👻👻👻Bram Stoker's Tars Tarkas🎃🎃🎃 @tarstarkas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Carrie responds to bullying at the prom with a stirring speech about acceptance that makes everyone clap and then walks out the door with her fist in the air as it freeze frames and Don't You (Forget About Me) by Simple Minds plays.
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David Gerbosi @gerbosi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I recorded a radio commercial with him once. While I was editing he picked up a copy of The Onion and read this article. Dude was pissed. Every vein in his head bulging. Trying to explain to Ditka the concept of a satirical newspaper was one of the hardest things I’ve ever done.
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👻👻👻Bram Stoker's Tars Tarkas🎃🎃🎃 @tarstarkas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
MST3k Sting of Death was awesome, movie was just as ridiculous as I remembered from years ago, definite modern classic and hopefully the rest of the season lives up to this standard
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👻👻👻Bram Stoker's Tars Tarkas🎃🎃🎃 @tarstarkas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Super Bowl Shuffling off this mortal coil
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👻👻👻Bram Stoker's Tars Tarkas🎃🎃🎃 @tarstarkas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Whew, remembered my Rifftrax password on the third try, now downloading MST3K Sting of Death!
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
SWEET DREAMS. www.newsweek.com/fire-bull-se...
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Massive Semen Explosion after Blaze Hits Bull Artificial Insemination Farm
Fire at Yarram Herd Services in Victoria, Australia described as a "major blow" for farmers.
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🎃 Out Of Context International Dubs 🎃 @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Show: Sailor Moon S Language: English Country: United States Version: Studiopolis
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Rest in peace, Jeff "Cannonball" Guerriero. We recorded a podcast with him a few years back and he was just the sweetest, coolest, most patient guy. Much love to his family.
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
TOMORROW! Join us for a bunch of hopping vampire films @ secretcinematheque.com as an bloody apperitif for The 24-Hour Horror Movie Mind Melter happining the next day.
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👻👻👻Bram Stoker's Tars Tarkas🎃🎃🎃 @tarstarkas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Your last skeet has earned 12 BlueSky Skeet Points™ which can redeemed for merchandise in our new Bluesky Skeet Store. Just 5000 BlueSky Skeet Points™ for an AI-powered toothpick from PIKKR.SI
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👻👻👻Bram Stoker's Tars Tarkas🎃🎃🎃 @tarstarkas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
AI stand up comedienne wearing a bikini reading your pulp encyclopedia entry on A.J. Raffles to 450K followers
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Julian Fernandes @uknowjulian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Battle Cat riding in the Battle Cat! #uknowjulian #customtoys #battlebeasts #MOTUtoys
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You’re not gonna believe what happened today
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HK Movie Locations @hkmovielocations.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
for those that prefer local HK movies...Wing Lok Street from Election (2005) v yesterday.
Man lying on the road surrounded by broken wooden crates, another man looks to the right. In the background is a building with large, granite tiled pillars. This is a screen cap from Election (2005) filmed on Wing Lok Street in Central, HK.Same location twenty one years later.
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Avery Kaplan @averykaplan.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
Over @trashkittycomics.bsky.social my article on trans characters in Marvel Comics was republished! Read it here:
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Like trans people IRL, Marvel’s trans characters have already been here
Just like trans people IRL, the trans characters of Marvel have been here (and aren’t going anywhere)Recently, rumors have circulated that Gwen Stacy, AKA Spider-Gwen, is depicted as trans in the rece...
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👻👻👻Bram Stoker's Tars Tarkas🎃🎃🎃 @tarstarkas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Have you bought a lot of sun block and towels? The AI might also think we fashion clothes out of empty Amazon boxes...
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👻👻👻Bram Stoker's Tars Tarkas🎃🎃🎃 @tarstarkas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I did try the donuts, just normal donut holes with pink goo frosting, not worth the price
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👻👻👻Bram Stoker's Tars Tarkas🎃🎃🎃 @tarstarkas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah, it's like an alien tries to explain behavior but has no concept of motivation outside of being "interested"
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👻👻👻Bram Stoker's Tars Tarkas🎃🎃🎃 @tarstarkas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I do need new socks so I expect it to turn into "sock pervert" after that purchase
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alexawful.bsky.social @alexawful.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah it’s total crap. I was expecting “Nasty lil pervert” but got “Consistently buys psychology products”
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👻👻👻Bram Stoker's Tars Tarkas🎃🎃🎃 @tarstarkas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The scary part is the import button to add all your other AI agents information about you to your Amazon account because lol but also someone is probably doing that right now
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👻👻👻Bram Stoker's Tars Tarkas🎃🎃🎃 @tarstarkas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My Amazon About Me page is pretty boring, it figured out I have a kid due to all the baby stuff we bought, figured out I wear clothes because I bought socks, and figured out I enjoy scifi from all the ebooks I bought, but it thinks I prefer ebooks because I buy real books from bookstores.
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aLec robBins @alecrobbins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
looked up mine and this is killing me lmao
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👻👻👻Bram Stoker's Tars Tarkas🎃🎃🎃 @tarstarkas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
RIP a good kitty =(
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👻👻👻Bram Stoker's Tars Tarkas🎃🎃🎃 @tarstarkas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hoping the Shin Godzilla 2 rumor is true
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👻👻👻Bram Stoker's Tars Tarkas🎃🎃🎃 @tarstarkas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm upset the hand doesn't hold the drink cup
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Phoenix New Times @phoenixnewtimes.com · 07/10/2026
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing. www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/congre…
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
875 - It's Not A Displacer Beast It's Different
p1 - A Pigeon-themed adventurer looks at the dotted outline in his hand indicating where his phone was a second ago
Pigeon Guy: Hey, what the-!? Where'd my phone go?
PG (sotto voice): I was just looking at it!
Voice From Out Of Panel: Lookit that, mine too! Wotta coinkidink!
p2 - PG turns around to see a version of the Hanna Barbara character Snagglepuss who has dark purple fur, four arms, and tentacles on his back.
PG (pissed off): A misplacer beast snagglepuss!! This is your doing!
PG (sotto voice): probably
MisplagglePuss: I'm gettin libeled over here... Look, nothing up my sleeveseses!
p2 - PG brandishes his weapon, MP runs into and appears to pass through, the wall 2m to the right of a normal-looking passage. (a misplacer beast is an obvious parody of the classic dnd critter 'displacer beast' which appears to be 2m away from its actual location)
PG: Whatever, Monster! I'll kill U!!
MP: Exit, stage 2m to the right!
SFX: WOV
p3 - PG attempts to chase MP and smashes face first into the tunnel entrance, which we now see from a perspective that makes it clear it was just painted-on. PG's pigeon helmet flies off
SFX: SLAM!
p4 - PG lies unconscious on the floor, MP reemerges from the wall to give a quip
MP: I know you're not supposed to "break the 4th wall", but, I didn't have a whole lot of options!
Narration: He's not saying that to anyone in particular, merely following his animal instincts.
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
computer art, zx spectrum (1988) archive.org/details/cras...
pixelated garfield, sitting, grinning, stomach bulging.
text above:
never trust
a smiling cat
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