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Mike Nichols

@tallmiken.bsky.social
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Writer. On-air personality. Puncher of things. Arsenal ‘till I die.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
good lord how can anyone be this whiny; are you not ashamed
Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "This is the woman who received the Nobel Peace Prize over the Great United States of America, whose Representative, ME, settled eight Wars, and many other things. I know nothing about this woman, and neither does anyone else! In fact, to the best of my knowledge, no one ever heard of her other than the fact that she, very obviously, hates Israel. I don’t know what the woman has done. I settled 8 Wars, with letters being sent from every President and Prime Minister from the countries that I helped to the Norwegian Nobel Committee, and I’m about to settle, or win, two more, Iran and, Russia/Ukraine. They’re both happening at breakneck speed but, forget them, it’s the 8 that I’ve already settled, any one of which, in particular, Pakistan and India, would be far more than necessary to win the Nobel Prize. In actuality, I should have won 8 Nobel Peace Prizes, not just 1. The 8 Wars are:"Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "Cambodia and Thailand
Kosovo and Serbia
The Democratic Republic of the Congo and Rwanda
Pakistan and India
Israel and Iran
Egypt and Ethiopia
Armenia and Azerbaijan
Israel and Hamas
Additionally, I stopped Iran from having a Nuclear Weapon, and blowing up the entire Middle East and, ultimately, far beyond! I saved more lives than anyone in History and, as Maria Corina Machado, a truly fine person, stated to the Media when she gave me her Nobel Prize of last year, “Donald Trump settled many Wars, and deserves the Nobel Peace Prize more than any person that has ever received it.” Based on my record of PEACE, a record like no one else has ever achieved, I agree! I got back all of the hostages in Israel, including the final 28, both living and dead, and worked with Hamas to"
Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "PEACE, a record like no one else has ever achieved, I agree! I got back all of the hostages in Israel, including the final 28, both living and dead, and worked with Hamas to do it — Nobody believed this was possible! I removed the World’s Evil Dictator, Nicolas Maduro, from Venezuela, and am in the process of making Venezuela a rich Democracy. Likewise, with Iran, I stopped them from destroying Israel, the Middle East, and Europe. I am also preventing, on a constant basis, a War between South Korea and North Korea, and Japan and North Korea. Add China and Taiwan, and numerous other hot spots, which have not been involved in Wars, only because of President Donald J. Trump, and the United States of America. I am responsible for having NATO countries increase spending from 2% to 5% of GDP, creating a stronger alliance and defense, another thing that everybody said was impossible to do. I have negotiated the release, and secured the return, of more than 900 political prisoners from multiple countries"Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "another thing that everybody said was impossible to do. I have negotiated the release, and secured the return, of more than 900 political prisoners from multiple countries in Eastern Europe. Additionally, I have brought 196 hostages HOME from captivity, from all over the World, and did it without having paid a ransom, unlike Biden and Obama who would pay Billions of Dollars. On top of it all, I have created a soon to be very prosperous Arctic. Despite all of this, the Nobel Prize was given today to a liberal person who works at the United Nations, who nobody has ever heard of. In all of the Wars that I have settled, I never spoke to the United Nations—they were of no help. The United States of America, represented by me, as your President, should have received the Nobel Peace Prize, but didn’t. This is an indelible stain on Norway, one that will never be forgotten. The Nobel “Peace” Prize has been forever discredited by a handful of Radical Ideologues who are Anti-Democracy, and Enemies of Civilization! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yall wanna see a puppy with hiccups getting mad
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Tyrone @thetyrone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Hannibal Buress on Eric Andre Show: Hahahahaha
ALT: Hannibal Buress on Eric Andre Show: Hahahahaha
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Mike Nichols @tallmiken.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I get the general horniness level of dudes in America, but I really don’t need my 7-year-old getting Megan Fox and Sidney Sweeney back-to-back, YouTube TV.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
crazy how accurate this is
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Mike Nichols @tallmiken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, the Sam Antonacci Rollercoaster.
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Mike Nichols @tallmiken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
First time I’ve seen Anthony Kay smile, and honestly, it’s a little unnerving.
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Mike Nichols @tallmiken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The kind of shot where everyone just turns around and watches where it lands.
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Mike Nichols @tallmiken.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love this man.
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Mike Nichols @tallmiken.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every time Altuve strikes out, an angel gets its wings.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i dont know anything about this college sports bill but im assuming its an attempt to bring young minorities to heel while doing nothing to reel in the excesses of the rich, powerful, overwhelmingly white executives making 7 figures?
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every college in this country decided that expelling and/or sending the police to beat the shit out of their own students for the crime of being opposed to genocide was their top priority. That and giving Trump complete control of what they teach. Contrast that with how they treat rapists.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
there are more Cornell frat boys accused of raping one woman than there are trans women athletes in the entire ncaa. But tell us more about how you want to protect women.
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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Max Scherzer’s kids run from the dugout to the mound to take him out of the game then run back screaming and crying after he tells them he’s not fucking going anywhere, get the fuck off my mound
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Mike Nichols @tallmiken.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For all the shit we rightly gave the team about hiring Getz, this doesn’t happen without his moves. The Crochet deal. The deal for Vargas. Signing Mune. Trading for Peters. Not saying he’s perfect—we might regret Boston Smith for Castillo—but credit where it’s due.
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Mike Nichols @tallmiken.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Watching Gangs of New York, and more movies should take the Gangs of New York challenge: no actors in the cast can use their native accents. Irish and British play Americans. Americans play Irish. Germans play French, etc. Only 2 actors use their own accents, and one dies in the first 5 minutes.
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Mike Nichols @tallmiken.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gotta admit: when the Sox drafted Roch Cholowsky after already having Bonemer, Carlson, and Bergolla in the system, I honestly didn't get it. But after watching Colson for the last six weeks, I'm catching on.
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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Mike Nichols @tallmiken.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nothing too surprising.
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Mike Nichols @tallmiken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Amazing play. Can we not have to count on Braden to throw dudes out quite as much?
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Mike Nichols @tallmiken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it? "I gotta prove it!" "Prove what?" "That I'm not a mistake." www.youtube.com/watch?v=wenA...
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Creed (2015) - I Gotta Prove It Scene | Movieclips
YouTube video by Movieclips
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Atlas Nuggs @atlasnuggs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social Happy Anniversary
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Mike Nichols @tallmiken.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Glad to see Taylor save his A-1 menace-to-society shit for Bazzana.
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Mike Nichols @tallmiken.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I appreciate that Tristan has made it his mission to personally wear Williams out.
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Mike Nichols @tallmiken.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can't remember a team this good that has to fend off no-hit bids every three weeks. Not the best sign.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.”
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There are already articles circulating trying to rewrite history and say America was great after 9/11 and united and thoughtful and just a reminder that that period was marked by intense and insanely racist hatred, paranoia, and a frothing desire for unhinged violence and oppression.
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Mike Nichols @tallmiken.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Man, the new Polymarket ad campaign just tells me who to be disappointed in.
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Mike Nichols @tallmiken.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Don't know what's more frustrating: scuttling for runs at this most crucial juncture of the season or being shut down by Brandon Eisert.
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Mike Nichols @tallmiken.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Russell Crowe La Confidential
Alt: Bud White rushes to punch right through Ed Exley's slightly-smug face in Curtis Hanson's adaptation of "LA Confidential." Dudley Smith steps in and saves Exley from what is sure to be the beating of his life.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Republicans have made their election strategy very clear: 1) Islamophobia 2) transphobia 3) blatant lying 4) cheating / suppressing votes 5) throwing endless dark + corporate $$ at all the above When I see Democrats HELPING them on 1 & 2 - or barely mentioning the rest - I want to break bones.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
oh ok so it’s full blown democracy-ending stuff
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Sami @samitron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rest in peace to a genuine icon and hero
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Brilliance Proper @brillianceproper.com · 26/08/2026
This time it's the WNBA. There's always something made from nothing 😮‍💨
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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Scott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Spider-Man, Spider-Man Fights the Nazis and the Klan Fuck around, you'll find out What his fists are all about Fash out! Via the Spider-Man!
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
imagine you’re this guy and you’ve spent your adult life playing jam band sandinista in nicaragua wondering what the hell is up with your weird sister and finally, FINALLY someone asks. someone wants to know about the number one weirdo of your life
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Mike Nichols @tallmiken.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It's the kind of "edgy" that ESPN is apparently comfortable with. Edgy with black folks and women on the air? Nope. Edgy with a bratty, dim white bro and his equally dim buddies being obnoxious? Sure, take all our money!
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Mike Nichols @tallmiken.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’m good with Konsa. Given literally everyone in our back four’s injury history, adding a full-blown England starter who’s dangerous on set pieces seems like a pretty good use of money.
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
An LLM has no idea how to express Subtle Aesthetic Disapproval, hire actual human artists for your campaigns of fear and shame
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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it would replace, according to a new preprint study led by researchers at the Yale School of Public Health.” ysph.yale.edu/news-article...
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Universal Health Coverage Could Save $1 Trillion and 114,000 Lives Every Year, Yale Study Projects
A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 11/08/2026
what if i do not want to be optimized. what if i want to make mistakes because that’s how you learn; what if i want to do nothing sometimes, what if i want a world that is weird and challenging and has mysteries left to reveal. what if i like taking the long way
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Mike Nichols @tallmiken.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A great watchlist. The only thing I'd add would be PATRIOT, a funny/sad/touching show that somehow manages to straddle the divide between workplace comedy and spy thriller.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/08/2026
“Well, Caleb, sometimes two people love each other very much, just like Bo Jackson loved baseball and football—and he had the talent, not to mention the drive, to dominate in both, because the man was a once-in-a-century physical freak,” Parker told his 11-year-old son
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Sex Talk Devolves Into Dad Rambling About Bo Jackson
NAPERVILLE, IL—Veering from the intended subject matter just seconds into their conversation, local father Andrew Parker’s effort to sit his son down for a sex talk quickly devolved into a rambling di...
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Mike Nichols @tallmiken.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I honestly wished I loved writing half as much about anything as Glenn Danzig loves writing about aliens impregnating people.
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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper
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