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Chris Stafford

@takta.bsky.social
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founder Fanduel/Recast/Traksy. Tech, Edinburgh, startups, Norwegian and other languages

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Adrian Mouat @adrianmouat.com · 11/09/2026
When using AI I keep coming back to this Peter Drucker quote: "There is surely nothing quite so useless as doing with great efficiency what should not be done at all"
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Notes from Poland @notesfrompoland.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A moose caused major train delays after wandering into Warsaw Central Station and lying on the tracks. Services were resumed after the animal had been tranquilised, removed and taken back to the forest
notesfrompoland.com
Moose on the loose at Warsaw's main station brings trains to a standstill
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Chris Stafford @takta.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What's that you say? You've totally finished the work, but I can't look at it for five hours? And that's because you used the last of your allotted time checking that `echo` still works? Ground-breaking stuff
Screenshot of a conversation with Claude where it claims to have totally finished the work, but doesn't share the output, and then uses the last of its free credits running an "echo" command
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Chris Stafford @takta.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"Please pay to view our subscription page". Got to admire website design from people who have a gun pointed at their own foot and aren't afraid to fire.
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Notes from Poland @notesfrompoland.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Researchers investigating an unusual 17th-century burial in Poland, in which the remains of a teenage girl were found with a padlock on her toe and a sickle across her neck, believe the "anti-vampiric" measures may have been intended to stop her returning from the dead.
notesfrompoland.com
Polish "vampire" burial sheds light on 17th-century efforts to keep the dead in their graves
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Chris Stafford @takta.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There is no evidence to suggest Liz Truss was even in the country at the time
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Edinburgh Bus Users Group @edinburghbug.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Look, we don't know why this hasn't been published, but as CEC gave it to c50 stakeholders in June it's not a secret. Yes, we should do ALT, but in this case it's beyond Our Curator's Basic Computer Skills (Level 1: failed). Sorry.
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Chris Stafford @takta.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I think Keir might have to stay on for a few months. Politics has been booked for the summer
Comment: Looney party voters may want to vote tactically for binface as to not split the vote

Reply: Imagining me 10 year ago reading this

Reply Imagine you 10 days ago reading this
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids
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Chris Stafford @takta.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
8 years out of date is fine for instant coffee right? I mean I'm struggling to see how it would manage to go off
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz355bs
CLEAR nail varnish makes
an excellent Tippex substitute
for when you haven't made a
mistake.
John Dickinson, Southport
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
We don’t do political stories, but the answer to this is “you got fined for driving in a bus lane because you drove in a bus lane”.
liverpoolecho.co.uk
Pensioner fears Reform UK sticker led to bus lane driving fine
Paul Lawrence said it 'bears the question' whether his political leanings were the reason he was fined for driving through a bus lane
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Grammar is important.
Dundee Courier: DRUNKEN POLICE CHASE TEEN IN COURT.
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz354bs
I'M GLAD nature gave up
on its idea of evolving birds
from fish after a sparrow flew into
my window yesterday. Imagine
if that had been a whale or
something. Absolutely ridiculous.
Peter Wheelbarrow,
Barrow on Furness
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Notes from Poland @notesfrompoland.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
A large wooden cross in Warsaw, under which Polish Pope John Paul II famously celebrated mass in 1979, has been destroyed in a fire. Preliminary findings indicate the fire, which took place on Good Friday, was caused by candles placed beneath the cross. polskieradio24.pl/artykul/3669...
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Present & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
One of the most important sociological studies of our time: documenting the cat ladders of Switzerland brigitteschuster.com/swiss-cat-la...
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 20/03/2026
Google is running a “small” experiment in being a colossal piece of corporate shit.
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 18/03/2026
More cameras and microphones mean "more eyes and ears are available to adversaries, regardless of the original intention,” EFF’s Samantha Baldwin told @ArsTechnica.com. “Creating a dystopian world full of computerised eyes and ears is not the solution.” arstechnica.com/tech-policy...
arstechnica.com
Users hate it, but age-check tech is coming. Here's how it works.
On-device face scans and cross-platform age keys decrease privacy risks, but trust issues abound.
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Chris Stafford @takta.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I'm not taking tips from somebody who misses a patch that big when shaving. Get a mirror man.
BBC Headline "Sculpting jaws, giving scores: Inside the world of looksmaxxing" is illustrated by headshot of a guy with a stringy mess of a goatee
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Chris Stafford @takta.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Might just be me, but this seems like an incredibly odd selection
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The Man in Seat 61 @seatsixtyone.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Awful news about Glasgow Central, I'm still hoping the station itself escaped serious damage. But while we're here, can anyone spot the problem with the news photo below, from thetraveler.org/glasgow-cent...? We've really got to STOP using AI to fake things.
thetraveler.org
Glasgow Central Fire Sparks Travel Chaos Across the UK
A major fire beside Glasgow Central has shut Scotland’s busiest station, triggering nationwide disruption and raising urgent questions over UK rail resilience.
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Stuart Lock @stulock.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
One of the world’s leading authorities on autism - very important read: www.tes.com/magazine/tea...
tes.com
Uta Frith: why I no longer think autism is a spectrum
The autism spectrum has widened to the point of collapse, affecting how teachers should support autistic pupils in the classroom, researcher Uta Frith tells Helen Amass
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Former Pingu Child Actor (BANISHED) @cursedpingu.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Lmao
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
How does he sleep at night?
Irish Independent: Man stole three coffee machines in a week from Monaghan department store.
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Oh god Frost has discovered Ayn Rand. A mediocrity explosion.
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Chris Stafford @takta.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Weird. It's a completely unfeasible and pointless railway running in a loop, and yet it isn't a hyperloop
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Chris Stafford @takta.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Claude is very to-the-point recently. I asked it for short (500 words or less) fairy tale about a Bergen cat who was in space but really wanted to live in Oslo, and it just gave me a 368 word story. No asking why I was speaking Norwegian, or telling me how clever I was. I'm not sure I like that
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/02/2026
“I didn’t realize how much I missed the simple joy of losing myself in words until these massive tranches of sex crime files were released,” said Indianapolis resident Greta Livingston
theonion.com
Trove Of Emails About Pedophilia Reignites Nation’s Love Of Reading
WASHINGTON—Saying the millions of documents had restored a pleasure they lost long ago, Americans nationwide said Thursday that the recently released trove of emails connected with disgraced financier...
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Notes from Poland @notesfrompoland.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Poland’s justice minister has been fined by police for a traffic offence that was caught on camera while he was being interviewed behind the wheel. The incident came to light just as the minister was launching a crackdown on dangerous drivers.
notesfrompoland.com
Polish justice minister fined by police for road offence caught during YouTube interview
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Chris Stafford @takta.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
This would have been more accurate and less disturbing if they'd just left the Scotsman to illustrate the article with a random picture of a steam train in Germany. I mean it's so bad that Trainpal's marketing team would be ashamed of it.
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Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I’m developing a game where you have to go back to assassinate Adam. It’s a first person shooter.
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Andy Gibson (@AndyGibsonTV) / InformingBritain.com @informingbritain.com · 06/01/2026
"WALKING OUT ON PEDESTRIANS" @ianswanson.bsky.social for @scotsman.com Full Story: t.ly/kqeQA Walking group @livingstreetsedi.bsky.social has come out against a proposed #TravelScheme for #DundeeStreet and #Fountainbridge. #EdinburghEveningNews #TomorrowsPapersToday #IBPAPERS
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Edinburgh Bus Users Group @edinburghbug.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
🤦What's the point? We said, given the substantial ⬆️ in residents from this planning application ('a more inclusive, & a more vibrant & thriving neighbourhood that strengthens the heart of the city': Developer) democracy.edinburgh.gov.uk/documents/s9... CEC should insist on bus stop improvements
democracy.edinburgh.gov.uk
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Chris Stafford @takta.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Screenshot of an X post with the text "to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes".

There is an attached picture showing a quote in a modern iOS transparent bubble. The background is a spectrum of colour, with the right half ending in a bright cloudy sky. 

The quote is in white text. It starts with the words "Design is not just what it looks", and a second line of "Design is how it". Both lines are illegible at the end because transparent bubbles are stupid
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Millie(let) @gyro.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
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haraldfossberg @haraldfossberg.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Julehällvette er her igjen
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Chris Stafford @takta.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Nice to be able to listen to Danish radio this evening. They kept prattling on about some football match or other last night
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Chris Stafford @takta.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Amazon and I have very different ideas about what constitutes good news.
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Erin Gallagher @3r1ng.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Shocking news Grokipedia cites Stormfront 😐 indicator.media/p/grokipedia...
indicator.media
Grokipedia cites a Nazi forum and fringe conspiracy websites
A site-wide comparison with Wikipedia sheds light on what Elon Musk is trying to do
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Edinburgh Bus Users Group @edinburghbug.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Also; why pinning all your efforts on free bus travel doesn't have quite the equalities impact that's often assumed.
https://www.passengertransport.co.uk/2025/10/read-our-supplement-scotlands-buses-2025/  pages 14-15https://www.passengertransport.co.uk/2025/10/read-our-supplement-scotlands-buses-2025/ pages 14-15
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oli @olil.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage
A picture of a foggy street
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5080nyhetskanalen.bsky.social @5080nyhetskanalen.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Ny sparkesykkel krever f**teglis
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Chris Stafford @takta.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
"The CWU has supported the move, saying that the current building is not fit for purpose and emphasised that the new office will only be a 12-minute drive away from the old one." That's handy. I'll just buy a car will I then? Shit union. www.deadlinenews.co.uk/2025/10/15/d...
deadlinenews.co.uk
“Disappointment” as Edinburgh Royal Mail delivery office set to relocate with current office in “disrepair”, according to union - Deadline News
THE Royal Mail Delivery Office in Morningside is set to relocate to near Murrayfield as the existing building is described as in "disrepair".
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Chris Stafford @takta.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
It's such a pain keeping up with paperwork in this fast-paced world
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Stefano Zanero @raistolo.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
No. It’s most definitely not. This is ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.
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Chris Stafford @takta.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I'd like a selective mute mechanism where I could temporarily mute the Liverpool fans I follow during matches. It's like Man Utd in the 90s - otherwise-interesting people with no obvious full-time attachment to football spend 2 hours sharing dull talking points about the team they sort-of follow.
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Brian Corcoran @briancorcoran.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Ridiculous, bonkers, wonderful!
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
After asking ChatGPT what to eat instead of salt, a man slowly poisoned himself over course of 3 months and gave himself a psychiatric illness that was common in the 19th century, according to a new medical case study: www.404media.co/guy-gives-hi...
404media.co
Guy Gives Himself 19th Century Psychiatric Illness After Consulting With ChatGPT
"For 3 months, he had replaced sodium chloride with sodium bromide obtained from the internet after consultation with ChatGPT."
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