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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I wasn't going to take any more of these anxiety meds but I have to return to a place of abuse today and stay there until I at least get things packed do yeah I kinda need something to pull me back down to earth

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Mental health doing better and safe in the hands of my partners for now while I continue to recover

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I would like to die because of a situation I am in. I am not going to hurt myself. I just want to die The moment I am out of it I am going directly to a hospital and checking myself in, but not before I put the people responsible on blast There is sooooo much I haven't said and really need to

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Someday I will have enough Walmart rewards cash to buy some underwear *sigh* *cough* HEY ANYONE WANNA BUY SOME FANTASY AND POETRY BOOKS?? THEY'RE NOT AI AND THEY DON'T SUCK, I SWEAR!!

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I've opened a shop. Come take a look!

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Y'know, given 1) My sperm donor refuses to go to a doctor because drugs bad herbs good 2) I just found out my mother was disassociating for 6 years straight 3) My brother is so repressed I doubt he'll ever come out 4) I haven't seen my half sister in over a decade because 1/2

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The threat will be fully explained as "if you dismiss me in pain, I will be changing doctors the moment I get home"

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I need to switch doctors, so I'm going to just write an itemized list of health conditions and concerns It will be labeled "Health problems that would not be this much of a problem if a doctor hadn't shoved Tylenol and ibuprofen at me and told me to go away" It is a hint and a threat

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Steve Lee @spleeeeee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

what could possibly go wrong?

dominos meme. first domino is gail is cloned. last domino is world currencies tied to the pickle standard

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I like to bury my pizza in meat, cheese, and vegetables to the point it's practically uncookable, but if I'm limited? Ham and pineapple Come at me about my delicious pineapple and feel my utter disregard

static.klipy.com

Jack Black & Rebecca: I'll Be Waiting

Alt: Jack Black & Rebecca: I'll Be Waiting stretch squat

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Not encouraging murder, but we need more dead billionaires right about now Are they still scared after Luigi allegedly shot that one guy? They still being followed by bodyguards? Do they need a reminder who is ACTUALLY running the world while they push their chess board around?

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I really love me some radioactive isotopes with breakfast

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It's really difficult because I know that this epic I'm writing (yes, I'm finally writing again!) is groundbreaking, the scale is beyond impressive, and the way I'm planning to do it will make some pretty serious waves, but I CAN'T FUCKING SAY ANYTHING about most of it because IT'S TOP SECRET AHHHH

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This is really weird but since botox informed me that like 90% of what's going on in my back at this point is just spasms, I've been nudging them with a special tool* *it's an empty disposable weed vape, technically. Look, the shape is perfect!

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I'm going to be releasing a poetry book next year that is a sequel to Taking the Long Road Out of Hell and From Shadow to Shade It will be called Dancing In The Rain I do not have a cover nor at least half of the poems, come back later

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Good gods I am in so much less pain and I can feel more of my nerves and wow hey I have a body under all this skin, hey?

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Someday I will have enough Walmart rewards cash to buy some underwear *sigh* *cough* HEY ANYONE WANNA BUY SOME FANTASY AND POETRY BOOKS?? THEY'RE NOT AI AND THEY DON'T SUCK, I SWEAR!!

ko-fi.com

Visit Orpheus and Eli's Shop!

I've opened a shop. Come take a look!

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I'm so glad I can tell if I'm about to fart or shart with a 98% degree of accuracy because yyyyyyyyep One of THOOOOOOSE days... #shitpost

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It's really weird that literally the only treatment for my type of migraines is to partially paralyze some of the muscles in your shoulders, neck, head, and face Anyway, I got migraine Botox today

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I came here to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

A lifetime of trauma: YOU'RE TOO LOUD My boyfriend: That's bullshit, just be you Me: what on earth did I do to deserve all these wonderful people in my life? A lifetime of trauma: HELLOOOO Me: ... Riiiiiiight

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

In short: Check on your friends, even the ones who are usually fine Usually I am! Even with all this! Sometimes it gets really heavy though

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Most of the time, even when I seem cheerful: I am depressed enough I kinda want to cry I am actively struggling with anxiety. Not passively, actively If I died tonight, I would be sad for everyone but myself I don't think I'm adding anything to the world I'm just too stubborn to leave

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I've been calling it autocorrupt for years but it's been really egregious lately. Glad it's not just me? Wish it wasn't any of us, what the entire fuck

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Could always use some good luck and fortune

A photo of a white cat laying on grass with a 4 leaf clover on head

buckobarns

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

bettiefatal

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1.

GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

There's not many people I'd say the world is genuinely sorrier for losing, but Dolly fits the bill We're all gonna need to pick up a lot of slack to make up for losing her

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

At 5 am my nephew crawled into bed with me babbling about how he had been awake all night but he was freezing and could he warm up with me? Meanwhile Unc was thinking "yes, of course child, you don't have to leave for school until 9:30, I can help make you go to sleep." He's still out 💚

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

One unintended and unanticipated consequence of my 4 seizures on Monday is I apparently got accidental acupuncture in the ambulance and a tendon unfroze so I'm dealing with the cascade effect from that Anyway, how are you?

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I was in the ER last night, so yeah Can I interest any of you in some fantasy and/or poetry books? I'm not averse to pity donations either

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Reposting because I'm doing better, but it's taking me a lot longer to recover from four seizures than one seizure usually does How mysterious Still, doing pretty good so far!

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

2 days before I got a plate in my wrist, two of my fingers randomly started turning funny colors The doctors swore up and down it was bruising I swore up and down they were wrong and something had gone wrong Anyway, a tendon in that area finally unfroze and I think we were both right

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 19/08/2026

He’s a complete sociopath and he doesn’t care who knows it

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I just realized that the ambulance debt collectors from a few rides I DIDN'T want to take probably can't reach me right now, thanks to my ex-husband That's kinda nice actually

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Dianna Gunn Does (Fictional) Murders 🇨🇦 @diannalgunn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I've gotten a whole lot of new followers in the past couple of days sooo if you're new here, HELLO! I talk about a lot of random shit on here but my truest love is writing, specifically woman-centric fantasy and horror You can check out my latest book, a sapphic gothic horror, below:

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Gregory A. Wilson @gregoryawilson.com · 19/08/2026

Especially since @aft.org's president has repeatedly enabled and run interference for these GenAI companies doing incalculable harm, a statement condemning such companies would be a great first step.

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Dianna Gunn Does (Fictional) Murders 🇨🇦 @diannalgunn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

$333 is a satisfying number to look at but it's not gonna cover Rook's rent... Let's get them to a number that will!

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

If you're a patient and you see another patient getting crap for no reason, you advocate for them ESPECIALLY if you're white and they're not because yeah. I'm well aware of racism in medical staff YEAH I SAID IT

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I'm not really sure what the ER staff made of me last night because unless I actually needed help or they were talking to me, I mostly blinked at the ceiling listening to a book Except the time I advocated for another patient who had a nasty head wound that had bled through and was getting crap

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I would just like to sincerely thank everyone who has bought books or donated, I really hope you enjoy them! I am so grateful for the $120~ish I have gotten this is such a huge relief. So many thanks from my very tired brain and full heart to you

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Sarah "Neila" Elkins @neilak20.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Please help Orpheus out! He was in the ER last night!!

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I was in the ER last night, so yeah Can I interest any of you in some fantasy and/or poetry books? I'm not averse to pity donations either

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Especially since I had 4 seizures today for some reason so I'm at the ER Again *sigh*

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Can I interest any of you in supporting a trans and disabled indie author and musician while he's recovering from a brain bleed that sprained his entire body and a broken wrist? 2/3 years into recovery respectively and uh I've made significant progress given I started halfway in the grave I guess 💀

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Carbonated melon sounds great? But this was genuinely one of the most confusing things that I have ever felt in my mouth

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