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Taco Bell Quarterly is The World's Most Prestigious Literary Magazine. Unaffiliated with Daddy Taco. We publish the boundaries of cease and desist. tacobellquarterly.org

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Korrine Crawford @almostwriting.bsky.social · 20h
The most writerly thing is to look back on situations and think, “I could write it better.”
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a ghost writer @stormwaltz.net · 19h
Attn @tacobellquarterly.org: ambient musicians Zakè & Akira Film Script just released a album built around field recordings made at Taco Bells. zakedrone.bandcamp.com/album/bellsc...
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Bellscapes, by zakè & Akira Film Script
2 track album
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 20h
I'm like this not because I barely understand social situations but because I understand them all too well after I deconstruct them 10,000 times and begin to think of it as a kind of narrative I could have fixed
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 21h
I do not feel embarrassment. I feel art.
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🎃 The AbominaSean 🧟‍♂️ @sean8urson.bsky.social · 22h
Don’t go blabbing the big secret
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 22h
Don't worry, none of this is real and I have no feelings when there's a potential essay anecdote to save me from feeling pain. This works better than drugs. Trust me
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 22h
Oh it's just a character I'm workshopping in my next brilliant piece of work and not a deep seated wound I've been carrying since childhood
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 22h
What if I'm like this because I'm a writer and then no one can tell there's something wrong with me
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 04/10/2026
I have too much executive dysfunction to know if I'm failing and if I remain oblivious then I'll also remain hopeful, you can't kill me
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 04/10/2026
For everything else there's MasterCard
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 04/10/2026
I don't want a job. I want to be a writer. and if writing never becomes my job I never have to work. I haven't figured out the money part of the plan yet, I'm planning just to die first and then I won't have to write anymore. I have it all figured out. Just follow me for more tips
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 02/10/2026
Life is lifelong and terminal, and so is creative writing
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Julia Tagliere @juliatagliere.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Woohoo! Finally ordered my own shirt, and in honor of one of the nicest rejections I’ve ever received, I will wear this baby with PRIDE! Thank you, @tacobellquarterly.org!
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 30/09/2026
You're so kind! Thank you for buying a souvenir as well!
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 30/09/2026
A beaut
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Kate Armstrong @brainchain.ca · 30/09/2026
Notebook but make it 90s Taco Bell
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C.C. Russell @ccrussell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Wendy's album learned to run because @tacobellquarterly.org walked.
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 20/09/2026
Realizing I'm not alone, moving past self-reliance, and finding hope in a higher power is my marketing plan
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 18/09/2026
Hero
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Gizmodo @gizmodo.com · 18/09/2026
This DIY Creator Is Building a Compass That Only Points to Taco Bell
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This DIY Creator Is Building a Compass That Only Points to Taco Bell
Custom hardware maker Tru Narla is transforming a hobby invented by cyberpunks cosplaying dystopia into an artistic vision for how humanity can live in blissed-out harmony with the technology it creates.
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 17/09/2026
Gorgeous.
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Oaf @languidoaf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
CEO of Taco Bell: we’re actually worried that some of our upcoming items could destroy humanity as well
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 11/09/2026
This made me lol
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 11/09/2026
My marketing plan is someone will see it on the shelf and buy it and then someone else will see them reading it on the bus
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I remembered “being inspired” and drafting a post in the middle of the night. When I woke up, I found this: Gordita Trebuchet vs Chalupa Catapult
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 04/09/2026
Going to tell security at the Simon & Schuster building I'm the page-a-day calendar nepobaby.
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onthedl @wisehair.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
[paraphrasing this advice to artists] - once a day say to yourself, "well that's all true, but I'm a f*ckin genius" can vouch for this advice! it feels good and it improved poetic and metaphoric thinking for me this morning.
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🦇⚰️DracuLevi⚰️🦇 @likethejeans.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I tried doing this literally any other way and it ended POORLY.
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Dave Housley @housleydave.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Literally the only way I've ever tried to do this.
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 01/09/2026
Pitching myself into the void to sell myself to strangers
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 01/09/2026
Please buy my book so I can afford time off for the book event to sell it to you
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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this is why i like fanfiction. it's kind of like community process art.
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Original Berf of Chicagoland @kdc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wait so I was doing this right the whole time??
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 01/09/2026
I pretend birds land on my shoulder and sing with forest creatures while I'm writing a bestseller, I am so free and clever and loved
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 01/09/2026
How I support myself as a writer is by not supporting myself as a writer and having an entirely different job and pretending this is a fun adventure I get to go on to make friends
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 01/09/2026
Tell them all you are a creative genius ahead of your time
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
No problem forgelitmag.com/2026/05/11/t...
forgelitmag.com
Things You Lose - The Forge Literary Magazine
Things You Lose, a short fiction by Kelli Dianne Rule
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 28/08/2026
Just turn those anxious racing thoughts into a throughline
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 24/08/2026
The trick is not to take it personally but to also absorb it into your psyche in a way that propels you forward
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 22/08/2026
As the most official looking Taco Bell account on here, I say you should write poems about the baby food textured green goop from the caulking gun
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
One time when I was in the hospital for a week I wrote a note on my dinner order form asking if I could please have a larger brownie and each time the sent me a progressively smaller brownie while my notes became more pleading and melodramatic
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 18/08/2026
God bless the KFC Review
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 18/08/2026
The guy that liked the magazine and and let me live más without a cease and desist is on the KFC side of Yum brands now. The new corporate overlords assigned to monitor me aren't as fun
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 18/08/2026
Taco Bell stopped engaging with my crossfaded demands in 2021, I still occasionally DM them asking for Baja Blast dunk tanks and ten million dollars for literature, it stays on read lol
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 18/08/2026
lmao you'd enjoy the DMs I send Taco Bell sometimes
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
back when i was still drinking i used to get wasted at home alone and email the cheesecake factory’s public relations department demanding that they establish a writers’ residency for me
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 14/08/2026
Make it a story in a book one day, that way it doesn't count against you in real life
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President Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Sorry I posted slutty fanfiction about Taco Bell. It will happen again.
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