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Newton's Flaming Laser Sword

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I am extremely powerful.

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Pekorelle @pekorelle.bsky.social · 21h
Machine of Dubious Morality that turns Cheerleaders into Goths
some epic shit honestly
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mycel🌸☄️ @mycel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 18h
someone really hated this little freak
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 13h
The yellow heart emoji ⟨💛⟩ is mistakenly displayed as a pink "hairy heart" ⟨a pink heart symbol with marks representing short hair.⟩ in Google's Android 4.4 mobile operating system (released 2013) because Google's emoji art team misinterpreted the dots in Unicode's black-and-white reference images ⟨Heart symbol with dots.⟩ as being hair stubble. In reality, the dotted pattern is simply used as a colorless way to represent the color yellow (in accordance with heraldic hatching).
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 18h
Turns out these guys are real
A fish like a child would draw, no fins, just a tail an eye and a little smile
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Awen🟨⬜️🟪⬛️ @0awen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
celery
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Queerlet (crackpot Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️) @crackpotwizard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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PLDH @pldhnet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Need everyone to see this
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 08/10/2026
Juice xkcd.com/3308/
4-panel comic. (1) [Two people, one with a ponytail, sitting and typing at terminals opposite each other. A sign on the wall reads “Juice Mission Control,” with JUICE in huge letters.] PERSON 1: Jupiter Icy Moons Exploder checkin is complete. All systems nominal. (2) PERSON 2 with ponytail. [People turn to look at each other.] PERSON 1: What? PERSON 2: Jupiter Icy Moons *Explorer*. (3) [Person 1 turns back to his terminal.] (4) PERON 1: Control, everything is fine, but I need to schedule an urgent spacecraft update. [Person 2 facepalms] PERSON 2: Oh no.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
right
Funny is a genus of macrobunid spiders from China.

Etymology

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The specific name of Funny valentine was described as "an arbitrary combination of letters" by its authors.[1]
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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grell🐸🕺⚢ @hi-nrg-fever.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
dude look at my warrior of light we ARE surviving the final days
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hemingway eat your heart out
r/legaladvice 1d ago u/Mooselet211
Toilet exploded
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nicole🎃🕸️ @renaryuugu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thinking about this post again
tumblr post by fabcreature that says "when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw"
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Thrasher da Bull (🦅 2-2) @thrasherbull313.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That first picture was NOT necessary. 😄
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Dobu @dobu.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I love the GameFAQs forums I hope they never get removed
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Emma (did:web Edition) @didweb.invoxiplaygames.com · 02/10/2026
I'm like if systemd was a girl
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mara @maraganger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
the greatest green degrowth ecofeminist president of our lifetimes
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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duen / niko / miles @riolu.gay · 30/09/2026
every book i read, this fucking dog materializes on the page and explains the words i dont understand to me. i thought books were just like that but no apparently only i can see him
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Walter white holding jesse’s shoulder with a speech bubble going to the post below.

Jesse is wearing a shirt that says “i dont fuck with acronyms except milf and bbw”
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
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A black router with spread antennae, placed in a ceiling corner, making it look like a big spider.
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aaa 📎 (maddoxfanx) @anchet7.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Peter Thiel for some reason
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Theyre reccomending me poison-type grunt fits on amazon
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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
playing big walk solo
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raxdflipnote @raxdflipnote.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
kevin meets a new friend
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Oatmeal @ds.gay · 29/09/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
need this shirt so bad
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Laughing Cow updated her profile picture.
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Joy Young
a smile might be good
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Laughing Cow
Nothing to smile about in my life.
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 26/09/2026
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Tony 🎃👻 @shintonty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we should have stopped advancing tech after the release of this bad boy
Pictured: Gameboy SP
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