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Swiss Pauli @swisspauli.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Maybe midweek in half term not the best scheduling but there were upsides #jonspencer
Jon Spencer live
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Swiss Pauli @swisspauli.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
www.whufc.com/en/news/a-ta...
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'A target forward with fantastic movement in the box' | Pablo Felipe analysed - West Ham United FC
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Genuinely think history will judge Putin to be one of the worst American presidents ever
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Swiss Pauli @swisspauli.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Nice of you to say so, Falstaff
Duolingo's Falstaff saying (in Brazilian Portuguese): Wow, you've got so much juice.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
Cartoon of a man lying in a bath eating a sausage. Caption reads " My German translations are going from Bath to Sausage"
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Bill Shakespeare has joined Antifa!
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swearclock ⌚︎ @swearclock.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Wank Off Ed Sheeran In A Premier Inn It's 9:00AM
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Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR) @fabrizioromano.yopro20.com · 13/07/2025
🚨⚒️ El Hadji Malick Diouf to West Ham, here we go! Deal agreed to bring in the left back from Slavia Prague. Transfer fee will be €22m plus add-ons after #WHUFC improved their bid. Player has been authorized to travel for medical, as @Santi_J_FM reports.
Image uploaded from tweet
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The Nag's Head Reading @nagsheadreading.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
From one fab food weekend to the next! 🍕 This Fri 11th & Sat 12th we’re buzzing to welcome Sarv's Slice to our beer garden. Neapolitan pizza slices, their way — incredibly fresh and incredibly full of flavour. 🤌 👀 Indie food trader? DM us – we’ve still got summer slots!
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Swiss Pauli @swisspauli.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Pay the clause, Daniel
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cies-football.bsky.social @cies-football.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Most aggressive offside tactics as per number of offsides provoked per 90' out-of-possession (ball in-play), big-5⃣ 🥇 #Barcelona 🇪🇸 22.2 ❗️ 🥈 #BVB 🇩🇪 9.9 🥉 #OM 🇫🇷 9.7 #PSG 🇫🇷 #Eintracht 🇩🇪 #LFC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #ValenciaCF 🇪🇸 #Parma 🇮🇹 #AVFC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #VfB 🇩🇪 CIES Football Observatory & #Impect 🙌
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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Glasgow The City Of Romance
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Swiss Pauli @swisspauli.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Dan Levy should ignore everything below and continue to listen to Fabio Paritici
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swearclock ⌚︎ @swearclock.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Monty Don Wants To Nuzzle Your Petunias. It's 8:00AM
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Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 04/05/2025
I've signed this.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/04/2025
‘My Work Doesn’t Define Me,’ Says Man Who Will Spend 90,000 Hours Of Lifetime At Office
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‘My Work Doesn’t Define Me,’ Says Man Who Will Spend 90,000 Hours Of Lifetime At Office
SACRAMENTO, CA—Believing that he was establishing a firm line between who he was as a person and what he did for a living, local man Jordan Wheeler, an employee of Creighton Industries who will ultima...
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Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
RIP The Pope, who has croaked
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
From this day in 2021.
A landscape, 2 panel image. The lefthand image shows a black and white picture of Moomintroll standing against a white background. The word underneath the panel says "MOOMINTROLL". The righthand panel has the same image of Moomintroll, but there is now a basket of red and white mushrooms by his feet. He's clearly scoffed a couple, because his pupils are fucking massive and the background is now a multi-coloured fractal swirl. The text underneath reads "SHROOMINTROLL". See you when you get back, buddy.
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swearclock ⌚︎ @swearclock.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Orgasm So Hard Your Bones Turn To Dust It's 4:00AM
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
15.30 YOGA BEAR
Today's positions include:
- The pic-er-nick basket
- Bending Boo-Boo
- Jellystoned
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swearclock ⌚︎ @swearclock.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Prince Andrew's Prince Albert In His Tiny Reptilian Nonce Cock It's 9:00AM
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
You think the arbitrary arrest of political dissenters cannot happen in the UK? It already does. www.quaker.org.uk/news-and-eve...
quaker.org.uk
Quakers condemn police raid on Westminster Meeting House
Police broke into a Quaker Meeting House last night (27 March) and arrested six young people holding a meeting over concerns for the climate and Gaza.
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Stefan Bienkowski @sbienkowski.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Outside of the bottom three clubs (that were destined for relegation from day one) West Ham have probably been the second worst team in the Premier League this season. And much of that is down to their transfers activity in the last five years.
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Why West Ham are falling behind smaller, smarter clubs in the Premier League
The Hammers have been one of the worst teams in the English top-flight this season and a look at their transfer business in the last five years explains why.
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Swiss Pauli @swisspauli.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
First cut flowers of the season, filling the room with their vibrant colour and fragrance 🌼 🌱
A bunch of yellow daffodils in a small base shot from above
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
The Cerne Abbas Giant chalk figure. A big lad with his nob out, holding a club, but his nob is now the aubergine/eggplant emoji and his face has been swapped for the "rolling on the floor laughing/ROFL" emoji. His free hand is giving a thumbs up.
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swearclock ⌚︎ @swearclock.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Ordering Tempura But It's All Deep-Fried Cocks It's 4:00PM
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 08/03/2025
Monet's Thames Water Lillies
Monet's water lillies with a sewage pipe and floating rubbish
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Swiss Pauli @swisspauli.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
@bendorgrosvenor.bsky.social
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 08/03/2025
Haha! Artist: Ninj b3ta.com/board/11415905 From the 'The Bondiverse' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/thebondiverse/po… #TheBondiverse
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Man United club account, tough but fair
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
#NowPlaying
CD on a shelf: TNT by Tortoise
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 03/03/2025
Baron Sameday Artist: Octo b3ta.com/board/11415814 From the 'The Bondiverse' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/thebondiverse/po… #TheBondiverse
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 03/03/2025
Artist: The Twisted Omentum b3ta.com/board/11415828 From the 'The Bondiverse' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/thebondiverse/po… #TheBondiverse
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swearclock ⌚︎ @swearclock.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Collect Your Jizz, Let It Dry, Grind It Into Powder And Sell It To A Tory Mp On A Night Out It's 3:00PM
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Jonathan W. Gray @elmcitytree.blacksky.app · 03/03/2025
This is an incredible documentary!! A wonderful assessment that is so so entertaining. Saw it at MoMa last week, don’t miss it when it drops next month. www.pbs.org/independentl...
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WE WANT THE FUNK! | Documentary | Independent Lens | PBS
Stanley Nelson's syncopated voyage through the history of funk music, from early roots to 1970s urban funk and beyond.
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JA Westenberg @joanwestenberg.com · 01/03/2025
No platform is ever truly free. That applies whether we’re talking about TikTok, Google, YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, WhatsApp, Facebook - or Substack. And if you think to yourself, this time, it'll be different, good luck to you. But sooner or later, you're going to get fucked.
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Why I Won't Write on Substack
There is something perverse about every voice of record, every journalist with a profile, every writer with an audience abandoning ship for Substack. It's been a growing trend for the past few years, and it's getting worse. Substack has done an excellent job convincing intelligent people from legacy media backgrounds
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 02/03/2025
TIL that Andreesen Horowitz, the main VC backer of Substack, hired Daniel Penny whose only notable achievement is that he killed a Blck man on a subway and then was acquitted for it. He’s now an investor. Sounds about white. Substack is going to fuck you over. It’s just a matter of when and how.
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
A photograph of Keir Starmer, saying 'there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom', above a quote post of our absolute unit (a very big sheep labelled 'look at this absolute unit').
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
the owner of West Ham is a monster www.nytimes.com/athletic/616...
nytimes.com
Premier League figure had ‘cash for sex’ with teenage girl he denies raping, says court papers
The man, who cannot be named for legal reasons, is working in English football while awaiting a date for a High Court trial
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Swiss Pauli @swisspauli.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Nice to see Areola bouncing back under Potter after having a really bad time under Lopetegui during his most militant passing out from the back phase at the start of the season. Small sample size ofc, but the long ball to Soucek is back, baby #whu
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Rob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 24/02/2025
GOD IT'S EMBARRASSING TO HAWK TICKETS It's the @fesshole.bsky.social shows for 2025 W̶o̶l̶v̶e̶r̶h̶a̶m̶p̶t̶o̶n̶,̶ ̶3̶0̶t̶h̶ ̶J̶a̶n̶̶ L̶e̶i̶c̶e̶s̶t̶e̶r̶,̶ ̶7̶t̶h̶ ̶F̶e̶b̶̶ Preston - Continental - 12th Mar (sold out) Liverpool - Hot Water Comedy - 16th April Swansea - Elysium Gallery & Bar - 17th April sites.google.com/view/fesshole
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FESSHOLE LIVE TICKETS
Fesshole LIVE is me Rob Manuel who created @fesshole making it into a live comedy show. People aske what to expect? It's a show of two halves and they're both laser precision designed to be fun - firs...
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
“Prankster”
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Prankster sends Glasgow runners on 2.5km detour during race
About 30 runners in the Castlemilk trail race were sent in the wrong direction by someone posing as a marshal.
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swearclock ⌚︎ @swearclock.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Basting Keir Starmer In Hot Tory Cum It's 6:00AM
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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
rabbits
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
At last, a health secretary who’ll do something about miasma
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Ray Douglas @raydouglas.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
It's not only egg-flation you have to worry about -- your morning brew could also get pricier Hot weather in Brazil, a major producer of arabica beans, has stoked supply concerns, pushing coffee prices to all-time highs
Chart showing that coffee prices have surged to record highs in 2025
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Swiss Pauli @swisspauli.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Not having this. What do we want? Meat Based Noodles When do we want them? Now!
Two boxed of 'Plant Based Noodles'
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Swiss Pauli @swisspauli.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Because 😻❤️🍆
The Adventurous Aubergine felt cat toy 🍆🍆🍆 (3 aubergine emojis)
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Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him
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Swiss Pauli @swisspauli.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Paqueta at RW!
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