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@sweatieangle.bsky.social
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I can be your sweatie angle or your dakrest debil

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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Do we have DMs on here yet?
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Dustrial @dustrial.net · 19/10/2024
@sweatieangle.bsky.social is here in spirit.🖤 #leggings #usergenerated
user sweatieangle in VHS inspired dustrial leggings
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor
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Jane @itsjane.bsky.social · 22/05/2023
Start of the week dread, post chickens
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Janie Danger @wifesucker.bsky.social · 22/05/2023
my dealer: aye this that Magnolia pack it’s gas fr 🔥 🐸 🔥 me: whatever bro.. 🙄 ok 90 minutes later: this.. fucking life... it's so hard, so long! Life ain't short, it's LONG, it's long, Goddamn it 😭 my homie Brent typing into the youtube search bar: AIMEE MANN WISE UP
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 21/05/2023
If there are hidden vintage or flea mart shopping gems in Berlin you know of that you would be willing to disclose to a compassionate and swagged out white girl doing her best to make it in this crazy world…pls drop in the replies 🫶
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
A sad lament called ‘been practicing getting better at doing makeup but no one wants me to have as much fun as I could be having at work’ (i didn’t wear the choaker in the end)
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
This is what happens when you wander too far from your roots - brooklyn cocaine dealer reviews, making interns wear shirts tie dyed with fluid from jars of revolting fermented liquids, and yelling at women for wearing flats or thick socks.
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Ricky Hollywood @ysufferer.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
They fucked up and let the big dicked lunatic w a heart of gold on here
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
Its not a repost from twitter - its bonus outtake shots 😌
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
Theres a baby duck they experiment on and some account named illumi you have to show your butt to
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 14/05/2023
me when i've never posted in the hellthread
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
i knew he had something to do with this shit
George busy with harambe’s mother, Kayla.
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
Me-OW, taking valuable time from various legal dramas to show this kitty has claws
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randilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
my superpower is being so painfully awkward even the most arrogant assholes are rendered awkward in my presence. there’s probably a german word for it.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
My most problematic "would"? Hmm. It's a toss-up between Abigail Shapiro and my mother.
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BioBootloader @biobootloader.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
no babe I love your social network, the big ones scare me
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
this is the funniest thing anyone’s ever tweeted
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
Appropriating seasoning my bewbs
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
Rocking the lost a bar fight for fall
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
Referring to the accounts i invite to bluesky as My Brides
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 14/05/2023
taking my mom to the mom park to play with the other moms
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
People Won't Let Link Be His Best Self and We Need to Talk About It
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
Lol i forgot about the time we bullied the USS Liberty entirely
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Grace Freud @gracefreud.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
GOOD MORNING USA I’VE GOT A FEELING THAT IT’S GOING TO BE A WONDERFUL DAY
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
One thing i like about following a ton of accounts on twitter is I just literally do not see 99.9% of the shitty little slap fights people get into. Because unlike everyone else who says so: I Am A True Empath
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
I'll stop coming for Jake Tapper's throat when and only when Rashida Tlaib tells me to stand down, some of you've got short memories but personally I don't have a boyfriend right now so I got loads of room for remembering past shit I'm mad about
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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
For sale: babby shoes. How formed?
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
Giving my invite code to the very best poster I know
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sadie 🇵🇸 @sadie.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 12/05/2023
She is a bunny-end develhopper
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
the experience of twitter will never be truly recreated. we are going to lose this forever when it goes away
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
Yeah I'm a milf. Yeah I have no kids and nobody wants to fuck me. We exist
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
My wonderful angel roommate is painting a massive cavas of the statue of liberty except her face is all MEAN and instead of a torch shes holding an assault RIFLE. An incredible example of hot girl political art
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People’s City Council - Los Angeles @pplscitycouncil.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
Get in loser, mods are asleep and we’re bullying Ken Jennings for being a scab
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
Congrats to being runner up second place to posting Bluesky Cowboy Content 🥈✌️😎
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
I’m so sorry man you seem nice I hate to do this but you are going to have to give me your lunch money
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khanate @illestkhanate.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
they often rely on other men's advice, which isn't a mistake in and of itself, it's just happens to be from men who want to stir up resentment about women. So these guys, already emboldened by this kind of demeanor, approach it pseudo-scientifically, as if women are an equation.
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Chumpy! @chumpy.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
Need one of these tags for my dick
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merritt @merrittk.com · 11/05/2023
The normies and celebs are showing up like “do we have to call them skeets.” Yes. The old gods are dead
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