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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍

@sweatieangle.bsky.social
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I can be your sweatie angle or your dakrest debil

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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Lol
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
[to the girl who can just wear nipple stickers as a bra] d or double d
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
If I don’t get questions like this I don’t want on
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Do we have DMs on here yet?
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Yeah!!!
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Dustrial @dustrial.net · 19/10/2024
@sweatieangle.bsky.social is here in spirit.🖤 #leggings #usergenerated
user sweatieangle in VHS inspired dustrial leggings
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor
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Jane @itsjane.bsky.social · 22/05/2023
Start of the week dread, post chickens
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Janie Danger @wifesucker.bsky.social · 22/05/2023
my dealer: aye this that Magnolia pack it’s gas fr 🔥 🐸 🔥 me: whatever bro.. 🙄 ok 90 minutes later: this.. fucking life... it's so hard, so long! Life ain't short, it's LONG, it's long, Goddamn it 😭 my homie Brent typing into the youtube search bar: AIMEE MANN WISE UP
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 21/05/2023
If there are hidden vintage or flea mart shopping gems in Berlin you know of that you would be willing to disclose to a compassionate and swagged out white girl doing her best to make it in this crazy world…pls drop in the replies 🫶
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
🥰Oh pshaw - tell me their @ i wanna follow em too
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
A sad lament called ‘been practicing getting better at doing makeup but no one wants me to have as much fun as I could be having at work’ (i didn’t wear the choaker in the end)
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
Lmao who will sneak into north korea take a guided tour film when told not to and then be like SHITS WEIRD MAN HE GOT SO MAD
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
Thanks Pope Francis 🥰
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
This is what happens when you wander too far from your roots - brooklyn cocaine dealer reviews, making interns wear shirts tie dyed with fluid from jars of revolting fermented liquids, and yelling at women for wearing flats or thick socks.
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Ricky Hollywood @ysufferer.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
They fucked up and let the big dicked lunatic w a heart of gold on here
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
Its not a repost from twitter - its bonus outtake shots 😌
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
Theres a baby duck they experiment on and some account named illumi you have to show your butt to
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 14/05/2023
me when i've never posted in the hellthread
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
i knew he had something to do with this shit
George busy with harambe’s mother, Kayla.
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
I’m not sure thats how invites actually work and I’m gonna mouth off to elected officials regardless - sorry!
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
Sorry but i think george santos is funny and considering hes an nyc elected official its not exactly the same thing as giving a random gryoper account oxygen - if negative attention = more invites that sounds like something the devs need to think on to me tbh
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
Me-OW, taking valuable time from various legal dramas to show this kitty has claws
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
my superpower is being so painfully awkward even the most arrogant assholes are rendered awkward in my presence. there’s probably a german word for it.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
My most problematic "would"? Hmm. It's a toss-up between Abigail Shapiro and my mother.
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BioBootloader @biobootloader.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
no babe I love your social network, the big ones scare me
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
this is the funniest thing anyone’s ever tweeted
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
Appropriating seasoning my bewbs
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
Rocking the lost a bar fight for fall
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
Referring to the accounts i invite to bluesky as My Brides
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 14/05/2023
taking my mom to the mom park to play with the other moms
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
Theyre quitters
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
People Won't Let Link Be His Best Self and We Need to Talk About It
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
Lol i forgot about the time we bullied the USS Liberty entirely
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
Well, hey, I can tell you’re racist on twitter if you really want man - i mean you did me a solid its the least i can do
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
[appearing from a void of lightless black accompanied by a thunderclap and inhuman screeching] Ṫ̶̖̫̬̩̅͌̓͝h̸̹̩͈̹̼͈̰̯̱̐̑̆̈́̃͛̀̐̈̅e̷̡̢̟͚͚͓͑ͅr̷̛̩̈́͝͝e̸͍͙̥͕͔̗̣̣̗̕s̶͙̟̥͋̆̾̌̿̀ ̸̧̗̖́̓a̶͙̖̞͉̓̄n̷̰̩̕o̷̢̢̫̬͓̘͙̹̘̔͛̉̽ţ̴̗͊́̉ḧ̵̨̙̣͚̭̙̗́̾͜é̷̡̙̮̻̤͔̺͐́̍͂̾̔̕͝ͅr̷̪͖̣̰͑̊͜ ̵̛́̎̆́̿͜ẅ̸̼̘͛͂͌̓̋̿͋̒͜a̴͓̚y̵̟̮̱̤͉̖͇͌̒͂
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Grace Freud @gracefreud.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
GOOD MORNING USA I’VE GOT A FEELING THAT IT’S GOING TO BE A WONDERFUL DAY
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
Thats the Empaths Way
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
I am an unsung lowbie evangelist, a freak collector AND someone who likes to follow broad undercurrents in what people who do NOT like me and my friends are saying so 100% yeah lol it goes like that
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
One thing i like about following a ton of accounts on twitter is I just literally do not see 99.9% of the shitty little slap fights people get into. Because unlike everyone else who says so: I Am A True Empath
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
Your prerogative! dont fault anyone on a personal level going w/ reflex + saying ‘nah fuck that’ for ANY reason- but…i think if youre gonna broadcast something w/ the expectation others will act on it…making sure its not a clear prank or w/e 1st is um-cool? to do. Speaking of ‘lessons from twitter’
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
Do you really think someone would do that? Just…lie…on the internet
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
nah just stay away from bright red minidresses with peter pan collars and you're golden - 🫡 the battle is over solider and you won
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
i mean...yeah nailed it but it looks great
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
oh...good! wonderful . I was just making things up
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🔎🔎🔎Al🔍🔍🔍 @sweatieangle.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
chin up buddy not everyone was meant to don the velvet and iron vestments of Power - you've too trusting a heart. you'd be a terrible girlboss
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