my dealer: aye this that Magnolia pack it’s gas fr 🔥 🐸 🔥
me: whatever bro.. 🙄 ok
90 minutes later: this.. fucking life... it's so hard, so long! Life ain't short, it's LONG, it's long, Goddamn it 😭
my homie Brent typing into the youtube search bar: AIMEE MANN WISE UP