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Suss-- 🥌

@suss2hyphens.bsky.social
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Baseball Prospectus sentence generator, Great Lakes Curling Association president

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 1h
Cardboard cutout of Jake Westbrook scheduled to start game 5
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 2h
The rays watching this game and taking notes “I would trade him, trade him, underpay him, trade him, convert him to the outfield, release him, trade him, trade him, trade him,”
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 2h
Schism inning
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 3h
like I said
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 3h
Here comes Grant Taylor to pitch until the 13th inning
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 3h
I don’t know if this is a *good* game, but the lead is certainly changing a lot
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 3h
No stadium chants Erick Fedde’s name forever
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 4h
White Sox on pace to throw a combined Edwin Jackson
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 4h
Lauren Jbara, love your teleconference equipment
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 7h
Meet the new, living people behind the InfoWars desk: David Brown and Patti Harrison!
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 9h
KAREEM: so what's your take ME: the profileration of podcast culture has destroyed social relationships; people don't have friends anymore, they just listen to other people's friends KAREEM: —END OF VIDEO—
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 11h
Maris-family like typing detected on the MLB CBA negotations
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 12h
Those are pushpins to hold the chart up to the wall
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 15h
I never correctly guess which of my posts get 3000 likes and which get 3. I like the ones with 3 so much better. I openly have no feel for the pulse of the nation
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 17h
A sports nation’s horrified eyes turn to the American League Central
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not accustomed to seeing a Mesa do well in the postseason
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Forget run support, now Nick Martinez just wants lumbar support
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Maybe it’s the racist chop. Maybe it’s the ad for cement on their shoulders. We’ll never know
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Postseason ads are really catering to people’s deepest desires (Sydney Sweeney, Megan Fox, picturing all the sports betting CEOs going to prison)
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Because it’s the postseason the white sox will forgo their traditional seventh inning stretch song “I Need A Ride Home”
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
bye-diddly-aye, joe espino
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tarik Skubal would strike Masoud Pezeshkian out on 3 pitches. Slider outside. He feels like hes drowning. Curveball in the dirt, of course he’s chasing it. Tabriz University sucks, kill yourself. And bang 97 inside corner. Youre out. You were always out. Youve been out since the day you were born
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this game started well before the average white sox fan wakes up
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the date it happened
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
two years ago today Kerry Carpenter homered off Emmanuel Clase in the 9th inning of the ALDS. The rare double "whatever happened to that guy"
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ever wonder how home run distance is actually measured? It's not an exit velo/launch angle formula, despite the myth that it is. Really cool work from Riley @ Sportsball to show what goes into it: www.instagram.com/_sportsball/...
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18K likes, 168 comments - _sportsball on October 7, 2026: "How home runs are measured in MLB ⚾️ Data from Statcast, powered by @googlecloud and Gemini #sponsored".
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They just meant to take a few nibbles and then they just kept going
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Seems as good a time to tell the story of my wife (who sent me this screenshot) and her dad getting a whole ham at honeybaked for Easter years ago and they accidentally ate the whole thing in the parking lot so they had to go back in and buy a second one
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KL @kliakos.com · 07/10/2026
Why won’t republicans denounce Tom Verducci saying “attack San Diego with fastballs”
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why is everyone sitting so far away from A-Rod
The host guy and then A-Rod then like a whole empty chair and then Verlander Ortiz and Jeter sitting elbow to elbow
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Senator Joe Pera
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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Synchronization
A post of an image of Yoshinobu Yamamoto laying down with his ass facing the camera, appearing to hold up a tweet by Josh Reddick asking how someone who's never thrown a pitch in MLB can get $325 million. Below is another post from the Heat film bot, with the quote "Because she got a GREAT ASS!"
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Heading over to Honeybaked, does anyone need a cup of ham
Ham Protein Cup. It’s a cup of ham
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
blew my mind when I learned that Dauber from Coach became the voice of Patrick Star and now I feel like such a dope for not making the connection sooner
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ChatGP-TPain
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
swinging for the fencing
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
First person to run on taking down posters since Tammy Metzler
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
once again Megan Fox isn’t very convincing on screen. “I’m a pill.” Okay, pills don’t say this
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Error from Zelda II but he has a photoshopped Yankees jersey
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did Brett Headrick’s mom know Jeff Nelson
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jonathan Aranda with a hair reveal upon his helmet falling off not unlike when Sideshow Bob was hit with his first pie
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rays fans and Yankees fans are the same people
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Yankees have now gotten a hit in consecutive games
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Make all your little jokes about the Yankees defense but that was a hell of a cricket bowl by Bellinger
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yankees playing like they’re up 5-0
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 06/10/2026
sometimes jazz is about the throws you don't make
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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sometimes jazz should be about the throws you don't make
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
in the key of E
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