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I have no idea what I’m doing 🔞 - antis, minors, and pro-generative ai, get off my lawn

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Slug 🐛 VTuber @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
what the fuck is happening fgjkfsdhg
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
"You hired half the Third Reich to staff your office ... If John Lewis were marching today, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club" -- here's a supercut of Jon Ossoff SMASHING Mike Collins during tonight's debate
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Count on it 👇
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Another NEW development in my case against AG Todd Blanche: he has now filed a Motion for Judgment on the Pleadings, trying to get rid of my case at this stage of the lawsuit. Blanche must be a glutton for punishment because he just recycles the same losing arguments. youtu.be/32RC_CPlZhI?...
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WOW!! AG Blanche BEGS Judge To DISMISS My EPSTEIN LAWSUIT!!
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We're in here quibbling about community standards regarding the #nsfw tag while major online advertising networks are out there defining all depictions of fat people regardless of context as "adult content" because their clients don't want their products displayed next to a fat person.
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suspicious looking plant @susplant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you can, please visit Fur Affinity’s GoFundMe page to donate or share it with someone who values artistic freedom. 🙏 gofund.me/285368f8d
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Donate to Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding, organized by Susan Hess
Hey there Fuzzies! Recently, there has been a lot of conversation about censor… Susan Hess needs your support for Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Agree with this 100%. (& please give your pet a hug for me!) #HappyLaborDay
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suspicious looking plant @susplant.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hi, I’m supporting this fundraiser on GoFundMe. If you can, please consider supporting by donating or sharing the link. Every bit of support makes a huge difference. gofund.me/b1ad6ebc6
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Donate to Help Maya Kern Stay Open, organized by Maya Kern
Hi all! My name's Maya. I started my small business in 2015 selling skater skirts with my… Maya Kern needs your support for Help Maya Kern Stay Open
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Lia @liasae.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"Is Disco Elysium like Homestuck?", asks a friend who knows neither, blissfully unaware of the academia-worthy cognitohazard packed in such a short sentence
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suspicious looking plant @susplant.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Sign the Petition
Stop the unfair removal of titles on Amazon — Change the KDP Select Policy!
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SPine (tingling) Cellar (OOOoooo) 💀 @pinecellar.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I just learned Mayor Mamdani announced the first city funded pet food pantry in NYC’s budget and my heart got a little bigger 🥹
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Mamdani announces NYC's first-ever city-funded pet food pantry
The new initiative accompanies free and low-cost spay and neuter services in all five boroughs.
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Alexandra Rowland @alexandrarowland.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
THE WISDOM OF EMPERORS kickstarter passed $70,000 yesterday, so as per the "Please Don't Do This To Me" stretch goal, I have filmed a Melodramatic Video Bemoaning My Fate. Why do good things happen to people who are just okay? 🥺 www.instagram.com/reel/DYP4E54... #queersff #queeradultSFF 🩵📚🪐
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Alexandra Rowland ✨ Bookstagram on Instagram: "If you are mystified by this: the Kickstarter for my fantasy book, THE WISDOM OF EMPERORS, had a stretch goal called "Please Don't Do This" and the promi...
97 likes, 17 comments - _alexrowland on May 12, 2026: "If you are mystified by this: the Kickstarter for my fantasy book, THE WISDOM OF EMPERORS, had a stretch goal called "Please Don't Do This" and t...
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Alexandra Rowland @alexandrarowland.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The kickstarter for THE WISDOM OF EMPERORS is up to $80k now. Thinking of reposting a bass-boosted version of this melodramatic video, perhaps a 20 minute techno remix. #queerbooks #queeradultSFF 🩵📚🪐
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suspicious looking plant @susplant.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
alexandra rowland is doing a kickstarter for a collectors edition of her upcoming book if anyone wants to take a look www.kickstarter.com/projects/ale...
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The Wisdom of Emperors: Deluxe Collector's Edition
A new fantasy novel by Alexandra Rowland, author of A TASTE OF GOLD AND IRON, RUNNING CLOSE TO THE WIND, & YIELD UNDER GREAT PERSUASION
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I know it’s crazy, but as an alternative, White House staffers could simply choose not to commit any crimes.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I’m very proud of my wife for sharing the details she did. I’m disgusted by all of it. She found herself in one of those moments where she didn’t care what she lost if it helped one other person. The reality is the truth don’t care who tells it, but she told it. Love you @allysammarco.bsky.social
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Exclusive: Four women describe sexual misconduct by Rep. Eric Swalwell, including a former staffer who says he raped her | CNN
A former staffer of Rep. Eric Swalwell, a leading Democratic candidate for California governor, says that the congressman raped her when she was heavily intoxicated, an allegation Swalwell strongly de...
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
“'I’ve never experienced anything like this in my entire life,' the congresswoman said, fighting back tears. "She described the way people were laying down inside as “like sardines.” “'It is frightening in there,' she said. 'It is disgusting'..." azmirror.com/2026/04/10/i...
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Sarah Sweet @sarahsweet.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
NASA failed to predict the real splashdown risk.
Tabby stands on hind legs with one paw outstretched toward a TV displaying a capsule above water.
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 11/04/2026
Anti-Orban concert in Hungary with the audience chanting “Russians, go home”
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Street Art Utopia @streetartutopia.com · 11/04/2026
🩺 A Wise Doctor Once Wrote. <3 Funny Signs (10 Photos): streetartutopia.com/2026/04/11/f...
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
“We always seem to have money for war. But not to feed the poor.”
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Chanea Bond @heymrsbond.com · 11/04/2026
Every single one of the astronauts who went to the moon and back on Artemis II was educated at a public school. Thinking of the teachers who poured into Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and Jeremy Hansen tonight. You helped send a kid to the moon! 🌕 💛
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/04/2026
Artemis II was overshadowed by other bad things in the news but what it accomplished was frankly amazing. We are capable of incredible and unprecedented things. I’m in awe at how far we safely sent humans into space.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
ESCAPING ASTRONAUTS RECAPTURED DARING GETAWAY CUT SHORT JUST PAST LUNAR ORBIT SPACE CRIMINALS BROUGHT BACK TO EARTH TO STAND TRIAL "We're all in this big blue boat together." SAYS NASA SPOX IN NEW STATEMENT. "No exceptions allowed---not on our watch!" MOST SUCCESSFUL BREAKOUT ATTEMPT SINCE 1972
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Void @abyss-cat.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Idk how to do threads and all that, but throwing stuff from the discord here. Anyway #09soapghost in a fantasy au. Riley is a merc/indentured knight of a sort and Mactavish is one of the last old and true dragons. So when Tav kidnaps the prince and his fiance, Riley is sent to rescue them.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/03/2026
Those who stand for nothing will fall for anything.
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Rebel with a Cause @rebelwithacause2.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
“PSA: BOMBING A COUNTRY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GLOBE WON’T MAKE THE EPSTEIN FILES GO AWAY ... any more than the Dow going above 50,000 will.” ~ Thomas Massie, the Kentucky libertarian
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GOP Rep Exposes Real Reason for Trump’s War
Donald Trump’s Republican foe believes the president’s military operation in Iran has ulterior motives. Rep. Thomas Massie issued a pointed reminder on Sunday that war won’t distract him from his push...
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Everytime the media shows footage of "government supporters" in Iran it's *men only. When they show protesters it's large mixed crowds I know whose side I'm on.
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spilt 🕸️🎃🕯️♡ @spiltspit.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Centaur Soap gathering flowers to court a special someone 🌸 ✧ #johnsoapmactavish #centaur
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Sunday Cat 🍫🥛🐱 @sundaycat.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Soap " I met a handsome man over the valley today." Gaz "How did you know he was handsome?" Soap "He sounded handsome and his snakes like me to-" Gaz "SNAKES!?!?" #Ghostsoap 🐍
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AltFDA @altfda.altgov.info · 12/01/2026
🚨🚨Spam in the Gears🚨🚨 #FuckICE ICE has launched a Bsk account. We gotta keep our neighborhoods ice free so go block and report them.
These fuckers set up a Bsk account! Block ICEArmchair Activist Activate! Go Block/ Report the new ICE account. Spam in the Gears! ICE has set up a Bsk account. Block/ Report them.
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AltSSA @altssa.altgov.info · 12/01/2026
#AltCitizen assignment y’all 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
a screenshot of text from a website. it reads: 

The History of the January 1 Birthday
The tradition dates back to the early days of organized horse racing, long before electronic timing and online records. Race organizers needed a simple way to group horses by age since a horse’s age often determines what races they can enter. Instead of tracking every horse’s exact birth date (which would have been a logistical nightmare), they decided that all thoroughbreds would share one official birthday: January 1.
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Cliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
by the standards of real nerds I'm only "aw he's trying" at computers but by the standards of my coworkers in healthcare I am a god among men my secret trick is to read the instructions on the screen and do what they say
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
RFK Jr. has cancelled federal grants to the American Academy of Pediatrics, claiming the work they fund “no longer aligns with departmental priorities.” Those grants weren’t about ideology.
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Alt-IRS @alt-irs.altgov.info · 18/12/2025
If you are planning on massive refunds from that BBBoondoggle. YOU NEED TO FULLY STAFF THE IRS! I am telling you it won't happen like he was screaming about last night. Expect massive delays. #IRS #Feds
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The IRS Clock Keeps Ticking Despite Staff Shortages and Backlogs
Opinion: As IRS operations continue to recover from the shutdown, taxpayers should stay vigilant to track any pending matters to protect against expiring deadlines and potential errors.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
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Uintuva @uintuva.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
#kinktober Day 20: Dubcon the inherent dubcon of both of you are lying about your identity 🙏 #NSFW #ObiKaka #オビカカ
Obito and Kakashi disguised as Tobi and Sukea in an alley. Sukea is hugging Tobi close as Tobi slots between his legs, pushing into Sukea.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Can't believe our tax dollars are going to be spent settling the upcoming exorbitant defamation suit with Sabrina Carpenter, but maybe this is just how public arts funding is going to work now.
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Alt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info · 06/12/2025
We are leaving you tonight we words from Adam Langer aka our fav CDC hero who went toe to toe with ACIP today. 💪
“Thank you all for all of your kind words. When I first started to speak at the meeting today, I had no idea what the reaction was going to be. I am no hero. I am just one of the many public health scientists at CDC who happens to have been entrusted with a leadership role and the platform to be able to put words to what we were all thinking.

The real credit (and the cookies) should go to the teams in the Division of Viral Hepatitis, Immunization Safety Office (DHQP), Immunization Services Division, and NCIRD OD who did the real work that led up to today. If you want to do something to recognize the hard work that went into making it possible for me to stand up this week and advocate for our children, do something for those groups, or better yet, do something for the unsung heroes you work with every day. They deserve the acclamation as much or more than I do.”
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Fight The Right… 👊🏼👊🏽👊🏿 @wtafc.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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ProTip (AKA alt_localgov) @protip.altgov.info · 29/11/2025
Uber needs to sue them
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 28/11/2025
I simply cannot with this. The r-word is a demoralizing slur that should NEVER be used as an insult. Trump did it yesterday and plenty of otherwise tolerant blue accounts jumped on board using it to describe Trump instead. Take the pledge below to stop using the r-word. It is wholly unacceptable.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
The Washington Post headline reads: "Try a ‘fart walk’ to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal
Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down.

November 24, 2025"

Accompanying the article if a black ad white photo of someone walking on what appears to be a cold fall day. The camera is capturing their back as they're walking in a park with leaves on the ground. They are wearing a black coat and black leggings. The Washington Post has added radiating yellow lines from their butt to suggest they're farting. The photo credit says the image is from iStock.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
this reminds me of a friend who thought he was middle class so he donated his car to a charity that helps poor people and a month later, he saw his car at his neighbor's house
Iashishranjann on Twitter writes: "i’m so fuckin middle class that i used to think H&M and zara is a luxury brand"

The tweet generated a long discussion on Twitter about how this person is not actually middle-class.
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Alt-IRS @alt-irs.altgov.info · 17/11/2025
So we are thinking bombing a close ally. Cool, cool! Where is that goddamn meteor when you need it?
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
The numbers tell the story.
A tweet from Paul (@SkylineReport) reads:
“ICE dragged the country through a full-blown panic just to spit out 16 cases. Sixteen. That’s a joke, a wet firecracker, an insult to everyone they terrorised.
Meanwhile Trump has shoved thousands of actual criminals back onto the streets with his clown-car pardons. Forget 16. His body count of offenders not behind bars anymore is in the thousands.”
He’s quote-tweeting CBS News (@CBSNews), which wrote:
“Only 16 of over 600 detained by ICE in Chicago area have criminal histories, records show.”
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Alt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info · 17/11/2025
Infant botulism as of 11/14: 23 cases, 8 newly identified. All consumed ByHeart baby formula, now recalled. Sadly ByHeart’s initial recall was limited to just 2 Lot numbers, this may have contributed to additional illnesses. TLDR: Stop using any ByHeart Whole Nutrition infant formula immediately!
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Infant Botulism Outbreak Linked to Infant Formula, November 2025
Details on an outbreak of infant botulism linked to infant formula, November 2025.
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Alt-IRS @alt-irs.altgov.info · 16/11/2025
This man is void of all intelligence. He is not a economist, a Finance grad, even a peraon who worked in a bank. He is a political science grad and a former Soros hedge fund employee, who lucked out and developed Epstein like friends. Oh and his family is rich, so he is a nepo baby.
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