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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 10h
there's a bit near the end of this clip where you can hear him crack a smile and stifle a laugh over the shit he's saying and it gets me every time
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Suribot @suribot.bsky.social · 10h
Dumb question: it's just the surface texture and the infill seems to be fine/consistent, right? Doesn't feel hollow in those spots? I had an issue with the feed on my printer that caused stuff that looked like that, where it wasn't putting the filament through consistently every like, 6 hours.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 16h
Your reminder that ICE should be presumed lying when it claims someone "weaponized their vehicle" against them. It's never true. It never happens. It's always a lie.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh yeah Titanfall 2 is on mega sale right now on PC if you don’t have it.
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VRider (they/she) @vrider.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here's my Mercari. I've got bills to pay, so I'd appreciate if you'd take a look, or share!
mercari.com
Your Go-to Marketplace for Deals on Used & Secondhand Items
Discover deals on everything from secondhand fashion to pre-owned collectibles, electronics, books & more on Mercari. Your go-to marketplace for hassle-free selling and deals.
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I think it's cool that you and your LLM supposedly got this to work. It has no place in my world." is now my favorite AI bro brush-off.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 06/10/2026
Hot news for the sea lion in my comments bothering everyone about how training data is fair use www.courthousenews.com/ai-training-...
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AI training of copyrighted material not fair use: Third Circuit
Using someone else's "creative spark" to start a competing business runs afoul of copyright law, the panel found.
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Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm not kidding
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mar 💀 @ B.A.!!!!! @otasatic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
toby fox
Tweet from @tonyhawktruther:
*a gong bangs when I enter the room even though I'm white* Hey guys
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pinball machines used to be outlawed because they looked too much like gambling.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/10/2026
The “oh shit, for real?” comic but it’s Bandai telling me that gunpla runners can now be injected with up to six different colors
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whoever chooses to willingly moderate this server might actually be some of the strongest and bravest human beings of all time
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fully predict we're gonna see "no AI" on products the same way products started advertising as "lead free"'
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cruise line video was removed by YouTube over truly the dumbest copyright strike. Obviously fighting it, it’ll be back up in a few weeks like nothing happened. This is not an ad for Nebula, but it is still available on Nebula: nebula.tv/videos/linds...
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Rie Sonomura, NeoY2K Hacker Vtuber @riesonomura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
same with the AI flag in the video itself, ESPECIALLY for music
I wish all AI generated thumbnails a very "Don't recommend channel"
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Drewcifer Rising 🎃😈 @drewdietsch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've said it before and I'll post it again: we should embrace and deify TREMORS as much as we do JAWS.
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'Tremors' Kicked Off the 1990s With the Decade's Own 'Jaws' [We Love '90s Horror]
The ‘90s often get a bad rap with horror fans. After the numerous successful slashers and creature effects films of the ’80s, the ‘90s offered a different
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 04/10/2026
video on the homepage called The Best Racing Game You've Never Played and it was about: WipeOut and i did the solid snake aging gif irl
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I finished the lineart for this picture: Arrow'd 💘
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Ryan "Footnote" Tatsu🌹 🏳️‍🌈 @elysiatatsu.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm overwhelmingly fond of kaiju suits that think outside of the humanoid box, like Pestar (two suit actors holding hands) or Twin Tail (face by the feet, performer sees out of the tail).
Pestar, a bat head joined by two starfish shaped wingsTwin Tail from Ultraman
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IGN Finds @igndeals.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
While the chances of this excellent Metroid Prime Samus Varia suit becoming a real LEGO set are slim, you can help make it a reality by voting for it at the LEGO Ideas product ideas site: beta.ideas.lego.com/product-ideas/e…
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Berry 🍇 @nyamukoneko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
namco museum 2
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the new haircut for Otti, a bit messy, but what do you think!
An illustration by Spindle of the character Ottilie, a woman with short brown hair standing in front of a mirror, checking out her new haircut that her gf, Asimov (sitting on a bed in the back) cut
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[metroid] just hangin out
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they said I couldn't make a 3D render of a skeleton look like it was from a 60s or 70s film, but what do we have here?
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really don’t wanna do this one dawg
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the future tech bros are dreaming of
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Purple Guy panicking in a room full of flames. He screams “Oh God! I’m going to die!”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy is now on the phone (still surrounded by flames). He yells “Fire Service!! My house is burning down”

Panel 3:
Purple Guy (still burning to death) is now hollering “My address? Shit I don’t know! Lemme check my phone”

Panel 4:
Close up on Purple Guy’s phone screen. It reads: Emergency call detected. Pay £45.50 to view address.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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🎃 ~hanni~ 🎃 @saffronscarf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
well well well, if it isn’t ol’
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have read the full quote but the headline makes it sound like he's going "You think kids are stupid as shit? I don't even know where I /live/." And then you see the full quote and it turns out, yeah, that's basically what he's saying.
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Adam @arbiterw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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John-Charles Holmes @sonic9jct.jctholmes.com · 24/09/2026
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
anatomy of Spindle
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Lumin 🔜 Eclipse [1st Cour] @screwy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
somehow they keep hitting new lows of professionalism, I fucking hate this company so much
Reply to Discord's tweet in the OP (a picture of a weeping Wumpus with the text "when you launch an extremely popular age assurance update that everyone on Discord was really looking forward to and it has bugs") by Saltydkdan (@saltydkdan):

“Extremely popular age assurance update”
Are we fuckin serious

Discord's reply to that:
"no we are so fckin sarcastic"

The attached image is a grotesquely sobbing Wumpus.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/09/2026
This guy is FUCKED
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's great to see tailoring accommodate such extreme movement today. This level of tailoring was a bit more common in the past, as you can see in old films featuring Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly, but many modern suits will lift off the wearer's neck even when they're just walking.
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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Twiggies @twiggies-draws.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They even marked and removed their own official brushes oh my god. Yes let's just unleash some stupid ai to auto flag everything great job everyone.
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol my flight got diverted because of a medical emergency and they landed us in reykjavik in the middle of the night and deplaned us and sent us through passport control and then the crew vanished and then british airways sent us links to book an overnight hotel room but for a hotel at heathrow
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ems @shinggg.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Reposting an old xiv piece since mahjong wiz Tataru is now confirmed cute and canon (there was never any doubt)
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Grr...! Why do I always end up placing last!?

Average result:
Tataru 1st
Alphie 2nd
Yshtola 3rd
Alisae 4th

I need to score a real big hand so I'll-

1-pin

Chi!
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 23/09/2026
when i was younger i'd steal quarters out of the polybius cabinet at the arcade when the men in black were pulling their data readings from the machine & they didn't care
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