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Ryan "Footnote" Tatsu🌹 🏳️‍🌈 @elysiatatsu.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm overwhelmingly fond of kaiju suits that think outside of the humanoid box, like Pestar (two suit actors holding hands) or Twin Tail (face by the feet, performer sees out of the tail).
Pestar, a bat head joined by two starfish shaped wingsTwin Tail from Ultraman
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IGN Finds @igndeals.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
While the chances of this excellent Metroid Prime Samus Varia suit becoming a real LEGO set are slim, you can help make it a reality by voting for it at the LEGO Ideas product ideas site: beta.ideas.lego.com/product-ideas/e…
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Berry 🍇 @nyamukoneko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
namco museum 2
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the new haircut for Otti, a bit messy, but what do you think!
An illustration by Spindle of the character Ottilie, a woman with short brown hair standing in front of a mirror, checking out her new haircut that her gf, Asimov (sitting on a bed in the back) cut
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[metroid] just hangin out
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they said I couldn't make a 3D render of a skeleton look like it was from a 60s or 70s film, but what do we have here?
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really don’t wanna do this one dawg
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the future tech bros are dreaming of
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Purple Guy panicking in a room full of flames. He screams “Oh God! I’m going to die!”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy is now on the phone (still surrounded by flames). He yells “Fire Service!! My house is burning down”

Panel 3:
Purple Guy (still burning to death) is now hollering “My address? Shit I don’t know! Lemme check my phone”

Panel 4:
Close up on Purple Guy’s phone screen. It reads: Emergency call detected. Pay £45.50 to view address.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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🎃 ~hanni~ 🎃 @saffronscarf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
well well well, if it isn’t ol’
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have read the full quote but the headline makes it sound like he's going "You think kids are stupid as shit? I don't even know where I /live/." And then you see the full quote and it turns out, yeah, that's basically what he's saying.
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Adam @arbiterw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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John-Charles Holmes @sonic9jct.jctholmes.com · 24/09/2026
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
anatomy of Spindle
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Lumin @screwy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
somehow they keep hitting new lows of professionalism, I fucking hate this company so much
Reply to Discord's tweet in the OP (a picture of a weeping Wumpus with the text "when you launch an extremely popular age assurance update that everyone on Discord was really looking forward to and it has bugs") by Saltydkdan (@saltydkdan):

“Extremely popular age assurance update”
Are we fuckin serious

Discord's reply to that:
"no we are so fckin sarcastic"

The attached image is a grotesquely sobbing Wumpus.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/09/2026
This guy is FUCKED
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's great to see tailoring accommodate such extreme movement today. This level of tailoring was a bit more common in the past, as you can see in old films featuring Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly, but many modern suits will lift off the wearer's neck even when they're just walking.
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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Twiggies @twiggies-draws.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They even marked and removed their own official brushes oh my god. Yes let's just unleash some stupid ai to auto flag everything great job everyone.
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol my flight got diverted because of a medical emergency and they landed us in reykjavik in the middle of the night and deplaned us and sent us through passport control and then the crew vanished and then british airways sent us links to book an overnight hotel room but for a hotel at heathrow
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ems @shinggg.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Reposting an old xiv piece since mahjong wiz Tataru is now confirmed cute and canon (there was never any doubt)
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Grr...! Why do I always end up placing last!?

Average result:
Tataru 1st
Alphie 2nd
Yshtola 3rd
Alisae 4th

I need to score a real big hand so I'll-

1-pin

Chi!
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 23/09/2026
when i was younger i'd steal quarters out of the polybius cabinet at the arcade when the men in black were pulling their data readings from the machine & they didn't care
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/09/2026
RIP to Chris Christie’s 2028 campaign, murdered by an octogenarian mere hours after launch
Joyce Carol Oates • @JoyceCarolOates
really, this is a serious question: why on earth would Chris Christie imagine that anyone, anywhere, ever would want him to run for President? what sparks such a delusion? granted, his wife might enjoy having him out of the house & on the campaign trail; but better just get an inexpensive hobby instead.
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Olivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · 22/09/2026
Oh my god it’s funny because it’s true — take a gander at the video and then read up: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunnes_...
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Dunnes Stores strike - Wikipedia
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
at the end of the day, its US law that is gonna be twisting ANY platform into complying panicking does nothing. if you want to make a diference, contact your senators and demand they vote no on KOSA, as an example of one such bill www.badinternetbills.com
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Bad Internet Bills
All of the bad internet bills. One website.
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The scalper wailing "I've been nothing but loyal to this brand for over eight months and this is how they treat us?" hasn't stopped being funny no matter how many times I read it.
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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Tony @shintonty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Evan Maple VO @evanmaplevo.com · 22/09/2026
it’s been said a ton already but I really do appreciate mamdani so throughly dismantling the core democrat ideology of “we actually can’t ever do anything helpful or good because of. circumstances”
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 22/09/2026
people who threw a fit about ugly sonic literally saved the franchise lol
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VoidBurger (AKA Jess) @voidburger.com · 22/09/2026
Zohran posts about pothole filling vs Presidential meetings like Kojima posts about movies he likes and doesn't lol
Kojima gushes praise for the movie WonkaSaw "Madame Web" at the theater.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when i mention "claude" you can assume i'm talking about the albino alligator not the llm
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je soup 🖤 @ OOOs | MY-TH @giantshunt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Liam Robertson @liamrobertson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The actual clip of him saying this is so awesome. Absolutely brutal and from the sounds of it, deservedly so.
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Frozen Ocelot @frozenocelot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Once again a reminder. Don't give them a damn thing and CANCEL YOUR NITRO!
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That's funny. I hadn't heard that one.
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Seeing these Tatsumi panels again reminded me of this 2016 Facebook slop where an account inexplicably quoted the comic over a picture of denim.
July 15, 2016 post from an FB account Capybara quoting "The rat gave birth. Six little ones cute baby rats. None of them are like Hitler."
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/09/2026
if you're a moderately competent desktop computer user with the means to buy a few hard drives i think you have a duty to your iphone friends to become "the plex guy"
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Suribot @suribot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The two kinds of I.T. jobs I do at work are "Microsoft made your product worse and there's nothing i can do about that" and "USB flash drives do not go in the displayport" with almost no in-between.
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Gozu @gozufucker69.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
megaman: alright dr. yakub let's see what you've got in store for me today the white devil:
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Tokusatsu GIFs @tokugifs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sekai Ninja Sen Jiraiya (1988) Episode 19
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ana from situations @wr0ngdoll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is what it feels like going through your bookmarks and seeing 'this post has been deleted'
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 20/09/2026
the RE movie protag is a certified goofball
Resident Evil movie comic
Bryan laughs constantly he lifts up a ladder and chucks it
It hits a zombie dog and he says “stupid dog”
Then he runs away continuing his laughing
He appears out the upper door of a barn, looks down to the far ground, realizing his mistake
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