SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Imagine having 5 pressor shock intubated and your intensivist is doing cool math problems on X 2164
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 15/11/2025We should give every “gifted” kid anoxic brain injury and half their IQ. Y’all are annoying AF 010
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 06/10/2025*It’s early 2000s and in matrix cipher is a cruising gay man. He is meeting up with agent smith at a public bathroom.* *it’s a glory hole joint and a dick is sticking out* CIPHER: “I know this dick is not real…” 000
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 28/09/2025What if you died, went to heaven and find out god is Dominican so he puts you in skin tight jeans for all eternity? 000
Reposted by SurgEDRip Van Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 25/09/2025CHOTINER: Some people say your unorthodox medical practice can be harmful. ME: You're talking about-- CHOTINER: Pagliacci. ME: I think, sometimes there's a reflex to reach for meds when what we really need is to laugh. CHOTINER: Of course. ME: If I had known, obviously. CHOTINER: Obviously. 340091
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 24/09/2025New Jersey doesn’t deserve the hate it gets. This is god’s country 000
Reposted by SurgEDAlex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 24/09/2025This generic acetaminophen had an Amtrak ACS-64, four Amfleet 1 cars, a Conrail EMD GP15-1, and some Conrail rolling stock in it. The problem is more serious than I thought. 172370584
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 23/09/2025If the rapture happens I am jerking off the entire time while I am being raptured 000
Reposted by SurgEDWayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On September 15, 2025, Pikachu, original Pokémon number 25, my friend, died. He fucking died. 09911
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Man I really don’t want to live in this damn shithole country 000
Reposted by SurgEDWayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 14/09/2025you have no idea the fire that you have ignited within this wife 0255
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 13/09/2025The noid has told me to stage an officers coup. Let's fucking go! 010
Reposted by SurgEDonion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2025be very careful about what you post online 14681541615
Reposted by SurgEDJezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social · 08/09/2025If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares. www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...jezebel.comWe Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie KirkIf the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares. 5371011805
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Zohran brother what are you doing? If NYC wanted a pussy for mayor they’d vote for Adams 000
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Manhood is a continuous spectrum between “it’s never been more Joever” and “we are so fucking back” 020
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Doctors orders: take a baddie out to a French restaurant and share mussels with her 020
Reposted by SurgEDkrat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 06/09/2025The US has slid from A+++ to A+ Economic Freedom Rating from the Global Index for Burger Choice after failing to jail a sufficient number of antisemitic undergrads and ban halal carts 15412
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Going to a doc martens store and having goth girls complement your fit is an act of self care 110
Reposted by SurgEDRip Van Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 05/09/2025She lob on my sperm palp until I [my head is bitten clean off] 1102
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Do you guys think anyone wrote a suicide note with chatgpt yet? 000
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 04/09/2025You don’t see me at the club? Well I don’t see you at the intactivist rally wearing all whites with a blotch of red paint on your crotch 1173
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 04/09/2025I still think about this multiple times a month almost a decade after 030
Reposted by SurgEDHarrison @harrisonk.bsky.social · 17/08/2025A handy tip for anyone looking to maximize their health insurance benefits 0282
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 04/08/2025It’s always sad to see the uncles not meet developmental milestones. One uncle very social, sharing his beer with the nephews while the delayed uncle is parallel playing on draftkings by himself 020
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 02/08/2025I am the liberal varg vikernes. It’s pagan to enact means testing 000
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 26/07/2025In Europe they don’t have red 40 in their lasix and it actually lasts 7 hours 0121
