SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 20/07/2026A diferencia de tu dinero de mierda los pesos mexicanos valen más que los V-bucks 120
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Imagine having 5 pressor shock intubated and your intensivist is doing cool math problems on X 2164
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 27/03/2026You can spend 16 hours of your life on the phone with the insurance company if you want them to cover another 5 cents 020
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 15/11/2025We should give every “gifted” kid anoxic brain injury and half their IQ. Y’all are annoying AF 010
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 06/10/2025*It’s early 2000s and in matrix cipher is a cruising gay man. He is meeting up with agent smith at a public bathroom.* *it’s a glory hole joint and a dick is sticking out* CIPHER: “I know this dick is not real…” 000
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 28/09/2025What if you died, went to heaven and find out god is Dominican so he puts you in skin tight jeans for all eternity? 000
Reposted by SurgEDScary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 25/09/2025CHOTINER: Some people say your unorthodox medical practice can be harmful. ME: You're talking about-- CHOTINER: Pagliacci. ME: I think, sometimes there's a reflex to reach for meds when what we really need is to laugh. CHOTINER: Of course. ME: If I had known, obviously. CHOTINER: Obviously. 340091
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 24/09/2025New Jersey doesn’t deserve the hate it gets. This is god’s country 000
Reposted by SurgEDAlex Hevesy @venomlance.bsky.social · 24/09/2025This generic acetaminophen had an Amtrak ACS-64, four Amfleet 1 cars, a Conrail EMD GP15-1, and some Conrail rolling stock in it. The problem is more serious than I thought. 172370584
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 23/09/2025If the rapture happens I am jerking off the entire time while I am being raptured 000
Reposted by SurgEDWayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On September 15, 2025, Pikachu, original Pokémon number 25, my friend, died. He fucking died. 09911
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Man I really don’t want to live in this damn shithole country 000
Reposted by SurgEDWayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 14/09/2025you have no idea the fire that you have ignited within this wife 0255
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 13/09/2025The noid has told me to stage an officers coup. Let's fucking go! 010
Reposted by SurgEDonion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2025be very careful about what you post online 14681531614
Reposted by SurgEDJezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social · 08/09/2025If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares. www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...jezebel.comWe Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie KirkIf the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares. 5370991804
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Zohran brother what are you doing? If NYC wanted a pussy for mayor they’d vote for Adams 000
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Manhood is a continuous spectrum between “it’s never been more Joever” and “we are so fucking back” 020
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Doctors orders: take a baddie out to a French restaurant and share mussels with her 020
Reposted by SurgEDkrat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 06/09/2025The US has slid from A+++ to A+ Economic Freedom Rating from the Global Index for Burger Choice after failing to jail a sufficient number of antisemitic undergrads and ban halal carts 15412
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Going to a doc martens store and having goth girls complement your fit is an act of self care 110
Reposted by SurgEDScary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 05/09/2025She lob on my sperm palp until I [my head is bitten clean off] 1102
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Do you guys think anyone wrote a suicide note with chatgpt yet? 000
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 04/09/2025One of the worst news you can give to someone in 2025 in an ER is that they are okay 050
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Sir in this house we believe in science. Now please take all this medical grade ketamine and post about your experience 040
SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 04/09/2025I owe my wealth to doing the “Trading Places” ending but with cut and uncut penises instead of orange juice futures 040
