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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP

@abrahamjacobi.bsky.social
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pediatrician • hospitalist • bad at chess

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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Her opinion re: AI-generated fiction aside (which I disagree with), some books are definitely lesser lol
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Defector @defector.com · 10/09/2026
The state of the U.S. Open is the state of us: defector.com/the-state-of...
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The State Of The U.S. Open Is The State Of Us | Defector
It’s being shouted from all corners: The U.S. Open has become an overcrowded, overpriced circus awash in influencers, aspirational influencers, corporate stooges, drunken buffoons, brand activations,…
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The Baffler @thebaffler.com · 02/09/2026
Cash advance apps don’t just suck their users dry with high interest rates. They also siphon money away from their users—and have made it maddeningly difficult to quit. thebaffler.com/salvos/paid-...
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Paid Phones | Daniel Kolitz
More and more Americans are living paycheck to paycheck. Albert, Cleo, Brigit, and Dave are here to help—but terms and conditions apply.
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I see the former gifted children are coming to the defense of data centers. Like very annoying moths to a poop scented flame
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
guys we don’t have to ban the Death Machine companies we can just tax them
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
the most powerful person in the world is not the president of the united states. the most powerful person in the world is the guy who shows trump an ai video of a zoo with people in cages and animals as guards who tells him “this is real. this is happening in the blue states.”
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Putting in the paper of record that the wallet inspector isn’t returning my calls.
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SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
modern medicine is about being gay with your dad
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You can just say words on here. Modern medicine is heuristic management. See I said something that sounds right but means nothing. Chipotle exists because of modern probability theory and practice.
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Modern medicine does not work, because these bodies doing medicine upon each other are nonsensical globs of infinitely recycling matter. Grotesque emergent machines that trick themselves into an existence of essential suffering. Suffering, because it is so false and perverse. Animated by nothing
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Mfs got moby dick and crime and punishment like the performative bookshelf of a male cia false flag asset
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“The reason modern medicine works is because it uses math in useful and relevant ways.” Well, sure I guess
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
the delicate chungus
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Iran doesn’t need to DDoS attack Bluesky. All it needs to do is post is “what if a DoorDash driver got caught by a speed camera on the way to someone who was having a bad day of executive function”
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Give it to me straight, Doc: what’s my base excess?
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Wookie DEATH Day starring Bea Arthur @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
French scientist: Dr. Alibert, what shall we call this lethal skin condition that's definitely not a fungal infection. Alibert: mushroom-like fungus French scientist: won't that cause centuries of confusion? Alibert: I am going to inject you with breast cancer now
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
if you’ve got a chronic case of stink foot, there’s only one man you should see:
The Foot Clinic
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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
AI is coming for the FBI's job of talking mentally handicapped teenagers into acts of terrorism
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Just got off the phone with Senator Mitch McConnell. We talked about so many topics. He’s sharp as hell and ready to get to work. We covered OuouUoghhhhh, oooUGAHhhhhouu, and *Vtach alert bell*
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Look if you think it’s fine for Trump to corruptly get a red card revoked (or “suspended”) bc FIFA is already corrupt, maybe you understand the MAGA mindset better than you think. “All politicians are corrupt so it’s ok for Trump to be corrupt” is a very common maga rationalization
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Lol. Lmao
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Harrison @harrisonk.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Minions & Monsters got dark quick.
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Please Bosnia and Herzegovina put down the evil menace that is the USMNT, we’re all counting on you 🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 01/07/2026
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Happy six year anniversary to all who celebrate
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I know you have already been eliminated but thank you Türkiye 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This one goes out to the snakelike alien parasites wearing our bodies as a mask
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
My doctor says I don’t have to do anything I don’t want to.
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
this guy and Papa Heme should start a podcast
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 05/06/2026
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
landlord who criticizes her tenants from the left as being “kind of libs” (this is a real person)
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
When the landlord is in the polycule >>>>>>>
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Wow had no idea they hired Bret Stephens
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Cool senior medical student prank is to label three renal tubular acidoses type 1, 2, and 4 and let them loose on campus. After security catches them all they’ll spend weeks looking for type 3 🤣😆😂🤣😆
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The next dem president should rename it the Grayden Carter gay obama ballroom.
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SurgED @surged.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Imagine having 5 pressor shock intubated and your intensivist is doing cool math problems on X
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
episode 095
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Seeking a medical diagnosis so I never have to apologize
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
A heaping pile of shit being sold back and forth forever, if you can keep it
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Thank you for calling. Please listen closely, as our menu options have changed. If the old world is dying, please, press 1. For new world is struggling to be born, press 2. If now is the time of- Ok. You selected "Monsters." If it is the time of monsters please have your reservation code ready.
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Wayne “The Brain” McClain, MD, FAAP @abrahamjacobi.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
for a limited time only, my online HCW community membership fee is only $95/month, feet pics included (one four-picture set per month for the first two months; $15/set after that)
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
When you feel the final night reaching out for you with cold slender fingers, you may look back on life and see all your triumphs, humiliations, friendships, and enmities, like guttering candles against an infinite sable field. Only one question will follow you into eternity: Did I do ballroom?
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JoeBidet @poopdude.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I want my exorcist to look like he runs the cloister like the navy
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
We should have the stocks but just for people who do direct to consumer marketing for pharmaceuticals
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
No Vietnamese ever called me provider
Physicians Are Not Providers: The Ethical Significance of Names in Healthcare: A Policy Paper From the American College of Physicians
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alexandra @bigmoodenergy.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty
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