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ALONE AND UNAFRAID The Internet is a killbox and YOU are the target

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
2015. An old guy with a soul patch taunts a man with Buddy Holly glasses, a beanie,and a flannel shirt. The old guy says "you lazy Millennials don't wanna work." He smugly leans in and says "all you wann do is avocado toast." The Millennial shakes his skinny fists like antennas toward heaven and says "I swear to God. When I'm in my thirties, I'm gonna be more charitable to young people." It's 2025. The Millennial, 10 years older, says to his friend wearing an Animal Collective shirt "yeah, every Zoomer I've ever met is a braindead piece of shit." She nods in agreement.
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Not every day you meet the iconic comedian behind the world's most famous joke
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
McGovern: Listen to this quote from Murkowski who just caved and voted for this. "My hope is that the house is going to look at this and recognize we are not there yet."  If you really believe that, why the hell did you vote for the bill?
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 13/06/2025
Wait til the end
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Marii @calamarii14.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I think hilda is such a fun character bc she's always like "im so fragile! im just a girl!" but she was also such a powerful unit who usually one-shot every enemy that came across her and thats why i love her #HildaFE #FE3H #FireEmblem #FireEmblemThreeHouses #FE #HildaValentineGoneril #HildaGoneril
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 08/06/2025
i think if you run any kind of account focused on random people having a bad time in public you should be electrocuted a lot
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Canarydog🔞 @canaryprimary.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Slippery, messy, partially-submerged-in-water mermaid sex, woohoo! 🌊💦 Nami (League of Legends) @nami955.bsky.social
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nmesн 🍳 @nmesh.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
'𝐌𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐊𝐀𝐈' is more or less a love letter to the films of andy sidaris and 80's action b-movies, side plots dealing w/ subliminal messages, radio broadcasts, and air travel nightmares - it's a trip, and the FAA won't be there to guide you - plus, there's a real heater featuring torn hawk on guitar.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
it never ends
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works
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Will Harris @willharrisinva.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
The heartbreaking statement from Jonathan Joss’s husband about his death.
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 01/06/2025
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy pride to u pimps
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 30/05/2025
I think about this scene a lot
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Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
How it started : How it’s going
Kelly Turnbull @Coelasquid • 6/20/23
When I was in the interview for the show l'm directing on now they specifically called out the Pipeburn comics in my portfolio as what impressed themKelly Turnbull @Coelasquid
It's going to be very funny when it comes out and everyone finds out what show sexy gay Bouncer fanfiction with the serial numbers filed off got me a job onKelly Turnbull
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Oh hey Hulu released the new King of the Hill intro
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Suprdee2 @suprdee2.com · 31/05/2025
Paws, Inc./Garfield artist Glenn Z. spent this week making a series of Garfield strips where I meet my hero. All collected in one big post. Thank you, Glenn, for making this dream come true. From reading his comics to meeting him is a full circle experience.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/05/2025
A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again theonion.com/a-shatt...
A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 24/05/2025
"why don't straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gay men do" the difference is that unlike straight women and gay men who both like men, lesbians like women and straight men like each other
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Chet Faliszek @chetsucks.com · 25/05/2025
Hey Girls!?!? Did you know, you aren't pretty even in the digital space? We can fix that! Buy this lipstick inside of Roblox and become beautiful! Finally...
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Isopod Fan Account @bedupolker.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
world's smallest stripper working hard to feed the 37 kids!
A mouse woman in a skimpy cowgirl outfit does a pose on a proportionately large pole.A mouse lady struggles to stay on a large, smooth pole. The mouse lady receives a crumpled dollar bill tucked into her top that is about as large as she is.
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hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
We need a soulslike Joe Rogan
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
a scientist says: holy shit i cant believe we really confirmed a new element!!!

she continues: somebody call the guy that rearranges the periodic table!!

the guy in question is seen lounging in a comfortable chair. a modular sign behind her reads
“3108 DAYS since ive had to do my job”

suddenly a phone can be heard ringing

“god fucking dammit.” she sighs

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/05/2025
New FEMA Alert Notifies Public Whenever ‘Twister’ Airing On TNT theonion.com/new-fem...
New FEMA Alert Notifies Public Whenever ‘Twister’ Airing On TNT
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Vera Drew @veradrew22.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
clone wars is like....the most violent children's show ever made lmao
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
There have been reply guys everywhere for those with eyes to see
The Daily Herald, Provo, Utah, May 22, 1931
We're strongly against capital pun-ishment, except for morons who write "How True!" and "Beauti-ful thoughts!" on the margins of library books.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 23/05/2025
Hard not to notice that ICE isn't breaking up drug rings or gangs (because we would ABSOLUTELY hear about it if they were), but instead are dressing up like bank robbers and doing the laziest shit possible, like hanging out at immigration court or grabbing people for busted taillights. Worthless
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
tickle tickle
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/05/2025
Very Important Man One Of The Main Guys Where He Works theonion.com/very-im...
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ceej @ceej.online · 23/05/2025
unfortunately if I had the power to instantly tank apple’s stock every time I got mad at my iphone I would probably do it too
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
all young men should work at MACY'S for at least 6 years instead of sitting around making prank phone calls while prematurely ejaculating
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/05/2025
i feel like you could put a percent ticker labeled “wokeness in government” and have it going down to zero and trick these people into think that’s a real measured metric
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
if dems want messaging help, stop telling people you're "fighting back." it sounds like you're being mugged. call off the podcaster search, take your ridiculous money pile and try opening some food banks and free clinics. hurricanes are coming and the feds have no plan. looks like an opening to me.
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Fran @franmm.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Famous hair
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
One reason I don't think it's useful to argue about the correct tactics for Democrats to win elections is winning elections isn't enough. They've won the presidency 5 out of 9 times since 1992 and where are we now. The question is how we create something better than a dead cat bounce party
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Literally all the models on TikTok shop are AI. It’s crazy to be witnessing the end of the world in real time. Real boiling frog hours over here
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Andrew Fear 🎃 @andrewfleer.com · 21/05/2025
[George Lucas standing next to C-3PO and pointing off in the distance]

George Lucas shot the original Star Wars film on a $5 thrift store camera using aliens and robots he was already friends with as his cast and crew. What's your excuse?
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
It'd be pretty funny if, at some point in the future, Star Wars gets remembered mostly as the trivia-answer precursor that happened to give us Andor, like The Tracey Ullman Show vis a vis Simpsons.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
thinking about the sokal affair (one hoax paper accepted by one journal; humanities destroyed forever) in the context of 2013's 'who's afraid of peer review?' (hoax biology paper accepted by 157 science journals; biology somehow not destroyed forever)
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chuck 🐦💐 @chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞
a drawing of a pigeon holding a $20 bill in its beak. the background is a bunch of dollars. purple text says "yeah can i get a uhhhhhhhhh crumb"a photo of a pigeon holding a $20 bill in its beak
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ceej @ceej.online · 19/05/2025
you guys weren’t kidding about the cigarettes in amsterdam. people here smoke like they haven’t heard the news
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
covid threw into high relief how many working class people are absolutely necessary to keeping society functional, and rather than that sparking a renewed commitment to an economy that rewards such workers, we've seen an elite backlash against even modest increases in their market power
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