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Fucking Bitch from Minnesota

@superstarbarbie.bsky.social
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I am certainly not America's sweetheart, but you love me anyway

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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 14h
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 11/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "dickhead season starts earlier every year"
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There it is
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 05/10/2026
If the Democrats win, they have to be ready to bring generational change. Reform the courts, eliminate the filibuster, expand the house, admit DC and Puerto Rico as states, pass a new voting rights act, and prosecute every single corrupt member of the Trump admin.
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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness @cryingwilderness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Fucking Bitch from Minnesota @superstarbarbie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Perhaps this will be the final straw that changes votes to blue
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026
This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/09/2026
It’s always sad to say goodbye to baseball season. There’s nothing finer than 162, starting when the world is blooming and winding down as that chill sets in. Winter is coming and I’ll make the best of it, but I’m already looking forward to spring ⚾️
Pic of twins-rangers at target field tonight
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🎯🎯
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 24/09/2026
The cervical punch biopsy and colposcopy was easily the worst pain I’ve felt in my entire life.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-…
JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror
Image Calls VP ‘Loser’ Right To His Face
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
annazarves

Republican: walks into your living room, starts peeing on furniture
Republican (still peeing): "Your stuff is covered in pee because of Joe Biden."
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Fucking Bitch from Minnesota @superstarbarbie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I object to the expectation that we must labor at all this week
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
HAARETZ is newly reporting Netanyahu was warned about an attack before 10/7 and didn’t tell 🇮🇱 security chiefs. Will American media even mention this? The new report: www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
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Matriarchy Now @matriarchy.now · 04/09/2026
Amen!
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if all you accomplish this weekend is reading a riveting novel cover-to-cover whilst drinking multiple cups of tea and consuming a scandalous amount of scones, you will have accomplished more than enough.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If Nancy Pelosi had repeatedly told reporters she had no idea what was going on around her, the coverage would have been unsparing and vicious.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’ll say it again, you’d have to be one pathetic immoral evil scum of the earth to not only keep trying to put your name on someone’s memorial but also threaten to destroy it if you don’t get your way. That isn’t strength, that’s weakness.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@thrluv

airlines should let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide when it's your birthday
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Mitch McConnell is dead. The burden to prove otherwise rests with the GOP, not us. Let’s proceed accordingly.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
here's Friday's post: "welcome to Lake Stupid Fucking Moron. population: one" — guess who it is. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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welcome to Lake Stupid Fucking Moron. population: one
guess who it is
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
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Fucking Bitch from Minnesota @superstarbarbie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This Universe blows. If 80 year olds are being targeted-I have a suggestion
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
ONE DAY THIS MAN WILL BREAK THE INTERNET

ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DIE

[Donald Trump in a blue suit and red tie leaning against an ornate desk in an office, framed as a meme with top and bottom impact text]
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Natalie Harp, the child aide being viciously attacked for being a helpless young girl, is 35 years old.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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🌹WeegieFromWA 🍀 @onefussyone.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It's really, really hard to remain civil these days is all I have to say.
Social media post/meme:

Stephen Colbert
Explains Why It's 'Hard
To Feel Sympathy' For
Trump Voters Right
Now

"Kinda hard to feel a lot of sympathy
for them," Colbert said. "They ordered
the turd soup, and then said, 'waiter,
there's turds in my soup.' Then they
came back four years later and asked,
'y'all still have that turd soup?'"
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RIO LINDA MEX 🇺🇸🇲🇽🇨🇦🦍aka Gus Gallegos @riolindamex.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If You Don’t Realize, That THIS Is Their Ultimate Goal, You Have Been Watching Too Much Fox.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is pretty much what you would expect someone who views sailors and soldiers as suckers and losers to say.
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Rhuta Bhayga @rhutabhayga.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
As someone so aptly wrote: “One is a soulless, foreign-made device, sold by one shady businessman to another. The other is a robot.”
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“Socialism is a scareword they have hurled at every advance the people have made… socialism is their name for most anything that helps the people. 1952. Truman. This is how stale their desperate fearmongering is. cc: @MarshaBlackburn
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/08/2026
all the shitposting in the world won't change the fact that Trump lost his war of choice in Iran resoundingly and drastically diminished the US military in the process
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 06/08/2026
Showing up and taking the 5th is not contemptuous, it’s a constitutional right. NOT showing up at all like Jim Jordan didn’t when he was subpoenaed? THAT is contempt.
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Norm Ornstein @normornstein.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
To Michigan voters, Jewish or not, tempted to vote for Mike Rogers because you are turned off by al-Sayed, remember that a vote for Rogers is a vote for Trump. For judges like Aileen Cannon, Alito. For iCE sadism. For Blanche, RFK. Jr. For rank corruption. For voter suppression
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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
“Then we said we would release all the Epstein files”
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 02/08/2026
I made dinner for my abuser a bunch of times. You have to play nice while you're planning your escape so you don't get dead. Max Miller is a textbook abuser.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Literally this. They’re acting like people didn’t die. Like we all didn’t live through it and see it with our own eyes, and Trump wasn’t President at the time. It’s wild to watch.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 28/07/2026
See you in court, creep.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I made this handy chart for the people who keep blaming others for the current state of things.
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
We sent firefighting planes to drop water on burning homes in Los Angeles, and never sent the US a bill for it. Trump just announced he's charging us for the wind and accused us of "willful negligence" over wildfire smoke. Get fucked you fat orange pedophile. Sincerely, Canada.
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Brett Meiselas @bmeiselas.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
lots of reporters suddenly worried about slipping into communism but strangely f*cking quiet about slipping into fascism
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/07/2026
Crockett: "Welcome to the Republicans' white pride rally disguised as a congressional hearing"
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Fucking Bitch from Minnesota @superstarbarbie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Today I was able to see UPS trucks mating in the wild.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Pundits: "Don't speak ill of the dead." Historians:
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Obama - What? Come On Man, Really?
ALT: Obama - What? Come On Man, Really?
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Andy Beshear should just steal mcconnell's senate seat the way mcconnell stole Obama's Supreme Court seat.
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 10/07/2026
Me and the boys heading to our Friday meeting with Mitch McConnell
The four original Ghostbusters, Harold Ramis, Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray, and Ernie Hudson
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