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Queen of parallel parking

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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Mother may I have some fish?
A seal sitting upright in a crate with gigantic beautiful eyes animals nature beauty
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 12h
we really gotta reframe this concept. it’s not a “rogue agent”, it’s bad software that was built by humans who have names and addresses and should face justice for their crimes
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
New glasses will be delivered tomorrow. Thank fuck.
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dominos meme
First domino: Tsar Nicholas losing the Russo-Japanese war
Last Domino: His Grandniece being handcuffed to DJ Fat Tony on Channel 4
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mat: Jeffrey Archer was basically Alan B’Stard Me: Without the sex appeal
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 05/10/2026
this is just pathetic, all around; the joke theft, the choice of avatar, the butchering of the punchline…
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mary Archer was like his drill sergeant. It was comical if you shared a lift with them.
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Entitlement is a powerful thing.
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That’ll be no surprise to anyone.
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I went to listen to one of his talks, out of curiosity. He wasn’t troubled by shame or self-doubt.
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jeffrey Archer was a guest speaker on a ship I was on about 10 years ago. I came face to face with him in the bookshop one day, after he’d done a book signing.
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mother, I am but skin and bones.
Pepperoni has fallen. Pepperoni washes. Pepperoni peeks.
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Seconded. I’m still triggered by the bloody song.
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sharing this to mark the fact that my dad would have been 80 today.
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I spotted someone from school, talking about the quilted dressing gown 😊
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Of course the Super Intelligence Force is filled entirely with people who don't know their own addresses.
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A family friend took a painting there. My mum is bound to spot someone else she knows. No texts yet…
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Antiques Roadshow is coming from Caerphilly tonight (the place of my birth).
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He’s been going out to events, but he hasn’t had a chance to get to know people on the course yet- only one week of lectures.
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@rolothecat.bsky.social
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thanks. I’m relived that I know what’s triggered it.
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He has convinced himself that the work is too hard for him and he doesn’t know who to ask for help now.
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Our scrubbing game just levelled up.
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Two new cleaning gadgets have been used today: Mat- window cleaning gadget with suction squeegee. Me- rotating long-handled cleaning brush with different heads. Both get ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We were so cool 😎
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🤜🏼🤛🏼
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Who bought this Brown Sauce single??? I did. #swapshop
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Billy, Garry, Orville @billythecat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A Comfortable Man!!
Billy the brown tabby cat is asleep on his back on the top shelf in the wardrobe. Only his tail and his back legs can be seen, with his pink and black beans high in the air.
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Queen Olivia III @queenoliviaiii.com · 03/10/2026
No photos please #cuddleUnit6
A cat puts his back foot up just in front of a human’s face as if to shield from the paparazzi
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thanks
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thanks.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bin lorry just turned up on the wrong day, and i have never seen my cat so OFFENDED by something.
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Probably the greatest parallel parking you’ll ever see. #WorldBollardAssociation
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Spidergravy @spidergravy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is why maths is important
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.
A screen in my GP's office advertising a mnemonic of signs to spot SEPSIS.

S slurred speech of confusion 
E extreme shivering or muscle pain 
P passing no urine all day
S severe breathlessness
I ot feels like you are going to die
S skin mottled or discoloured
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No thanks, I’ll stay right hur.
Yellow “DRIVE THUR” and arrow painted on the ground.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
me to my cat
TEXTS BETWEEN ELIZABETH HOLMES AND BALWANI
What this reveals about their relationship

"You are breeze in desert for me. My water. And ocean. Meant only to be together tiger* Elizabeth Holmes

"Ok." Ramesh "Sunny" Balwani
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Repeat every 10 minutes.
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I keep trying to put them up on my head and then swearing when they fall off.
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Treated myself to a new pair of reading glasses, because I’ve mis-placed 2 pairs in the past 24 hours. Currently wearing a pair with only one arm. #jackduckworth
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Matt Massarella-Gill @3788mg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“I’ve accidentally outed myself as a Traitor” #CelebrityTraitors
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David Eve • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, I think we all know what outcome we’re all hoping for. #Traitors
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s horrendously sad.
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s shocking to think that it’s so rare to be an outlier.
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
👏👏👏👏👏👏
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JP @jenpot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Snacquisition...? I'll see myself out.
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She also had a very bad experience with a boss when she was in her 30s, and needed to bring in her cousin to help her deal with him.
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Blouse @superblouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This thread has made me realise how anxious and cautious I was, because I grew up knowing that my mother had been sexually assaulted as a teenager on holiday.
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