Reposted by Subparpaladin† Wristy The Terrible † @wristroom.bsky.social · 23/04/2026fool me once, fuck everything, i give up 5471142
Reposted by Subparpaladinlukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 29/03/2026“I asked ChatGPT”- ok well I asked the mycelium and it said to plant more trees and to tell you to return to the forest 262992683
Reposted by SubparpaladinAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/04/2026books: the rectangle that can’t send you push notifications. Try: books. 294032859
Reposted by Subparpaladinthe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 12/03/2026i’ve decided to be less stupid going forward 5265245
Reposted by SubparpaladinViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Everyone makes mistakes. The important thing is to dwell on them until you lose the will to live 301329264
Subparpaladin @subparpaladin.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Beautiful day for it @thatguttershow.bsky.social 4505
Reposted by Subparpaladinmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 05/05/2025been trying to figure out why I'm in such a bad mood lately and I think it might simply be that he's not fucking dead yet 2146334
Reposted by Subparpaladinceej @ceej.online · 29/08/2023I’m not “posting for clout”, I’m posting because I ate too much of a edible and I have to get the phrase “evangelion got a fat ass” out of my head or I’ll die 8809109
Subparpaladin @subparpaladin.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Me and 5 friends, just hanging out and existing in the world. Call that a six pack of be-ers 020
Reposted by SubparpaladinAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 12/03/2025People are so fascinating and by fascinating I mean stupid and wrong 11622126
Subparpaladin @subparpaladin.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Call my girl "Chupacabra" because I'm the Greatest Of All Time 010
Subparpaladin @subparpaladin.bsky.social · 07/02/2025"Cohort" is good bc these bitches and I be hortin 000
Reposted by SubparpaladinAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 21/01/2025im going to smoke weed for four years 3881597
Reposted by SubparpaladinEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 06/01/2025it’s wrong to to brag about hindsight, i know that now. 011219
Reposted by SubparpaladinJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Hate seeing a mf rub his hands together. Bro, you better be cold. If you scheming, I stg. 271688379
Subparpaladin @subparpaladin.bsky.social · 04/12/2024"Fireplace" feels like a placeholder name while we come up with something cool to call it. Perhaps a return to "hearth" is in order. 000
Subparpaladin @subparpaladin.bsky.social · 02/12/2024wanted to go to school to be a hypnotist, but I couldn't pass the entrance exam 000
Subparpaladin @subparpaladin.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I've about had it with America's declining literacy rates. At this point, you either understand hyperbole or you're literally the dumbest person in the world 000
Subparpaladin @subparpaladin.bsky.social · 22/11/2024If he weren't executed, you know Epstein would be up in Trump's cabinet 010
Reposted by SubparpaladinAtrios @eschatonblog.com · 21/11/2024I am free speech absolutist, HOWEVER it should be illegal to be mean to me 431089130
Subparpaladin @subparpaladin.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Me: So I would say I really cut my teeth in the logistics industry Dentist: Yeah, that is definitely what went wrong here. You should not have done that. 000
Subparpaladin @subparpaladin.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Guys, my therapist said that sometimes it do not, in fact, "be like that" and that actually most people are capable of experiencing joy 020