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Subparpaladin

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† Wristy The Terrible † @wristroom.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
fool me once, fuck everything, i give up
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
“I asked ChatGPT”- ok well I asked the mycelium and it said to plant more trees and to tell you to return to the forest
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
books: the rectangle that can’t send you push notifications. Try: books.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
i’ve decided to be less stupid going forward
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Everyone makes mistakes. The important thing is to dwell on them until you lose the will to live
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Subparpaladin @subparpaladin.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Beautiful day for it @thatguttershow.bsky.social
A sign that reads "CAUTION GUTTER" in hot pink on black with an arrow pointing to the gutter
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
been trying to figure out why I'm in such a bad mood lately and I think it might simply be that he's not fucking dead yet
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 25/05/2023
Oh I get it. Fun Onions.
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Subparpaladin @subparpaladin.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Mister Gorbachev, open this pit up
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/08/2023
I’m not “posting for clout”, I’m posting because I ate too much of a edible and I have to get the phrase “evangelion got a fat ass” out of my head or I’ll die
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Subparpaladin @subparpaladin.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Me and 5 friends, just hanging out and existing in the world. Call that a six pack of be-ers
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 12/03/2025
People are so fascinating and by fascinating I mean stupid and wrong
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Subparpaladin @subparpaladin.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Call my girl "Chupacabra" because I'm the Greatest Of All Time
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Subparpaladin @subparpaladin.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
"Cohort" is good bc these bitches and I be hortin
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 21/01/2025
im going to smoke weed for four years
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 06/01/2025
it’s wrong to to brag about hindsight, i know that now.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Hate seeing a mf rub his hands together. Bro, you better be cold. If you scheming, I stg.
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Subparpaladin @subparpaladin.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
"Fireplace" feels like a placeholder name while we come up with something cool to call it. Perhaps a return to "hearth" is in order.
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Subparpaladin @subparpaladin.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
wanted to go to school to be a hypnotist, but I couldn't pass the entrance exam
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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Subparpaladin @subparpaladin.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I've about had it with America's declining literacy rates. At this point, you either understand hyperbole or you're literally the dumbest person in the world
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Subparpaladin @subparpaladin.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
If he weren't executed, you know Epstein would be up in Trump's cabinet
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 21/11/2024
I am free speech absolutist, HOWEVER it should be illegal to be mean to me
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Subparpaladin @subparpaladin.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Me: So I would say I really cut my teeth in the logistics industry Dentist: Yeah, that is definitely what went wrong here. You should not have done that.
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Subparpaladin @subparpaladin.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Guys, my therapist said that sometimes it do not, in fact, "be like that" and that actually most people are capable of experiencing joy
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