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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/10/2026

a livestreamed execution is just a lynching

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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 05/10/2026

All prisoners should have the right to vote while in prison

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 02/10/2026

Today's not really doing much to counter my "humans can't communicate" theory.

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 02/10/2026

They’re called “doomers” because they were dorn during the daby doom

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 30/09/2026

That’s definitely a bird, I’m like 65% sure

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 27/09/2026

Oh good now the overtime gets even dumber

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 26/09/2026

TIL the French number for 13 is 16

Two iPhone notifications.

TOUCHÉ MARQUÉ
J. Jackson marque un touché de
11-verges pour BC. (SSK 16 - 31
BC)

TOUCHDOWN SCORED
Touchdown Alert! J. Jackson scores on an 11-yard receiving touchdown for BC. (SSK 13 - 31 BC)

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 24/09/2026

I'm not sure for what, but Tucker Wetmore is definitely a euphemism

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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 19/09/2026

I must be making some real progress in learning French, because parts of this feel just like English to me.

Screenshot from the CFL app. At the top, in French, it shows where Edmonton and Toronto sit in the standings heading into today's game. At the bottom, also in French, it lists the results from each team's last five games, and has a series of labelled icons for various sections of the app. In between, in English, it says: THE STAKES
If Toronto Win + Hamilton Lose:
Toronto clinches postseason berth and a home playoff game

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 19/09/2026

LCF.ca a réintégré le jeu par jeu dans le radar du match, et il est maintenant entièrement en français! Il traduit « yards » par « mètres », mais c’est mieux que rien.

Mobile screenshot of the radar du match (game tracker) from the CFL's French-language website for last week's 53-16 victory by Edmonton over Calgary. It shows the scoring by quarter and a description, in French, of the last few plays of the game.

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This is why I’ve been saying for years games need a “so you took a break and forgot how to play” tutorial option on the main menu.

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 18/09/2026

Getting tired of this curse that makes it so no one is ever convinced by any statement I make, but everyone is somehow always convinced by any question I ask, as if it were a statement.

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 18/09/2026

Petition to have a standard bilingual version of O Canada that switches back and forth at random.

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Ghouly Hoye 👻🇨🇦 @hollyhoye.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Canadians: “America, you’re in real trouble and it’s going to take a shit-ton of work to fix your country.” Americans: “You’re saying mandate wrong.”

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Chris Turner @theturner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I've known @maxfawcett.bsky.social for many years and admired his work and sometimes worried a bit about his willingness to pick fights with randos on the internet, so I'm startled to learn that it's his mildly colloquial use of the term "mandate" that has seemingly all of US Bluesky in a tizzy

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Max Fawcett @maxfawcett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This is the part many Americans -- including the Bezosites at the Washington Post -- don't understand. Canadians don't see this just as a Trump thing. It's that America elected him twice, and the second time with an even bigger mandate. The problem we're addressing is America, not Trump.

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 17/09/2026

Yeah, that one that you circled. Look, you can quibble about the word "mandate" if you want, but the fact is that Americans elected an obvious madman, then elected him again even after a coup attempt. As peoples, we share a lot. But as countries, Canada has to assume that America cannot be trusted.

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 17/09/2026

Eh, whatever. Just name the treaty after him and he'll fall in line.

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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

*spitting blood, grinning defiantly at captors as I strain against my schackles*: Macklemore is good, actually

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

all i feel is fucking FURIOUS at all the left(s) who ask us if we're zionists the second they hear we're jews, automatically assume we all support israel, blame us for US policy in the middle east, and generally treat us like we're untrustworthy EDUCATE YOURSELVES ABOUT JEWS YOU FUCKING BIGOTS

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 13/09/2026

Wow, what kind of sick asshole would be approximately my age?

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

if you're in the us open, it seems like there'd be nothing stopping you from just reaching out there and grabbing the serve instead of returning it and running away. like i get it, it would probably destroy your career, but still. free tennis ball

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Chris 🇨🇦🏈 Stats Junkie @statsjunkie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

From the 2026 #CFL rule book No Yards in goal will be applied as a 15 yard penalty from the 15 yard line. I'm not sure why the penalty in the Ticats 🆚️ Argos game was applied from the 40 yard line. What am I missing? #Ticats #PullTogether #CFLGameDay

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Historica Canada @historicacanada.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

On 9/11 2001, the US closed its airspace after unfathomable terrorist attacks. Flights bound for the US were forced to divert, with many opting to land in Canada. Under Operation Yellow Ribbon, the small town of Gander, NL and the surrounding communities accepted 38 planes. buff.ly/Ugvm4vL

youtu.be

NEW Heritage Minute: Gander and 9/11

“There’s only one thing to do here – we’re going to ask people to open their doors.” It was the day in which Gander and surrounding communities welcomed the world to its doorstep. *Join our mailing…

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 31/08/2026

I have heard of 5 of these people. Numbers 2-6, as it happens, which is mildly weird. But anyway, I already knew I was old and out of touch.

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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing

Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.

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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Honestly heartbroken and shocked -- I'm sorry if you're hearing it from me the Parton family just announced Dolly Parton's passing. No I'm not making this up, but I am an extremely hot mess. www.instagram.com/reels/DceNXg...

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Dolly Parton on Instagram: "A message from the family of Dolly Parton."

38K likes, 3,435 comments - dollyparton on August 25, 2026: "A message from the family of Dolly Parton.".

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 25/08/2026

The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most: 1) If these trends continue… eyyyyyyyyyy! 2) I don’t recall saying [x] 3) It’s just a little [x]! It's still good, it's still good! 4) But in another, more accurate, way, [x] is the winner. 5) I see you've played [noun]-y [different noun]-y before!

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Steve Smith @edmlawyersteve.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

*Almost* as if it was more about a generalized hatred of trans people than about a supposed unfair advantage enjoyed by persons assigned male at birth.

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 23/08/2026

Is Danielle Smith okay? Like, has she recently suffered a severe concussion? This is utter nonsense

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Listen, if you’re not happy single, you won’t be happy in a relationship either, happiness comes from picking a new hobby and then buying all the things to start that hobby then finding the perfect little storage container for those things and then putting that storage container in the spare room

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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

National suicide, and again, Canada should massively invest in higher education (we are not doing this)

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 14/08/2026

From work: People are rarely out to get you. Shit's just hard. From special interest: "football" doesn't refer to only one particular sport or set of rules, and it never has.

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 12/08/2026

Announcement: to help counter sexism, going forward I will be telling all women I encounter that they should smile LESS.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

literally 100% of the bad things about "woke 1" are just shit that sucks about social media. if you're complaining about "Woke" and not Gamergate, it's because you're a disingenuous prick.

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