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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 10/10/2026

It'll be more fun to watch them clinch at home next week, anyway

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/10/2026

a livestreamed execution is just a lynching

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 07/10/2026

He probably figured he needed an unusual number to stand out, what with such a common name.

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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 05/10/2026

All prisoners should have the right to vote while in prison

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 03/10/2026

To be fair, for much of the time I’ve known you I didn’t even know that *I* had ADHD.

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 03/10/2026

I died just thinking about attempting this

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 02/10/2026

Today's not really doing much to counter my "humans can't communicate" theory.

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 02/10/2026

They’re called “doomers” because they were dorn during the daby doom

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 30/09/2026

That’s definitely a bird, I’m like 65% sure

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 27/09/2026

Thinking it through without looking up stats, I'd expect kicking the field goal gives you about a 50% chance of winning the game (shootout is basically 50/50 in principle, the short field goal is basically 100%). Would they have had a better than 50% chance of getting the TD? I'm not so sure.

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 27/09/2026

Romeo and Juliet Fucking

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 27/09/2026

Oh good now the overtime gets even dumber

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 26/09/2026

Here's the clip. I went back and snagged it because I was curious about the offside and had trouble spotting it on the first watch.

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 26/09/2026

The one to open the half? It travelled far enough, from the 30 to about the 42. They were just offside.

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 26/09/2026

TIL the French number for 13 is 16

Two iPhone notifications.

TOUCHÉ MARQUÉ
J. Jackson marque un touché de
11-verges pour BC. (SSK 16 - 31
BC)

TOUCHDOWN SCORED
Touchdown Alert! J. Jackson scores on an 11-yard receiving touchdown for BC. (SSK 13 - 31 BC)

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 24/09/2026

I'm not sure for what, but Tucker Wetmore is definitely a euphemism

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 24/09/2026

[to the tune of Jingle Bells]

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 21/09/2026

The other thing that jumped out to me (not in the same way) is the implied 20+% whose reaction to the death question was basically "positive, but I don't want to SAY that!"

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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 19/09/2026

Really powerful binoculars?

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 19/09/2026

I must be making some real progress in learning French, because parts of this feel just like English to me.

Screenshot from the CFL app. At the top, in French, it shows where Edmonton and Toronto sit in the standings heading into today's game. At the bottom, also in French, it lists the results from each team's last five games, and has a series of labelled icons for various sections of the app. In between, in English, it says: THE STAKES
If Toronto Win + Hamilton Lose:
Toronto clinches postseason berth and a home playoff game

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 19/09/2026

LCF.ca a réintégré le jeu par jeu dans le radar du match, et il est maintenant entièrement en français! Il traduit « yards » par « mètres », mais c’est mieux que rien.

Mobile screenshot of the radar du match (game tracker) from the CFL's French-language website for last week's 53-16 victory by Edmonton over Calgary. It shows the scoring by quarter and a description, in French, of the last few plays of the game.

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 18/09/2026

But what if I were to ask you, hypothetically, if the claim were true?

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This is why I’ve been saying for years games need a “so you took a break and forgot how to play” tutorial option on the main menu.

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 18/09/2026

Getting tired of this curse that makes it so no one is ever convinced by any statement I make, but everyone is somehow always convinced by any question I ask, as if it were a statement.

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 18/09/2026

O Canada Terre de native land Ton front est love In all of glorieux Car ton bras sait hearts We see thee rise Il sait porter and free From histoire est une O Canada We stand brillants exploits Et keep our land de foi and free Protégera nos foyers guard for thee O Canada, we stand on et nos droits

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 18/09/2026

Petition to have a standard bilingual version of O Canada that switches back and forth at random.

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Ghouly Hoye 👻🇨🇦 @hollyhoye.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Canadians: “America, you’re in real trouble and it’s going to take a shit-ton of work to fix your country.” Americans: “You’re saying mandate wrong.”

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Chris Turner @theturner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I've known @maxfawcett.bsky.social for many years and admired his work and sometimes worried a bit about his willingness to pick fights with randos on the internet, so I'm startled to learn that it's his mildly colloquial use of the term "mandate" that has seemingly all of US Bluesky in a tizzy

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 17/09/2026

You're reading an awful lot into the word "mandate" that was clearly not intended. We're all in agreement that Trump is an incompetent buffoon.

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Max Fawcett @maxfawcett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This is the part many Americans -- including the Bezosites at the Washington Post -- don't understand. Canadians don't see this just as a Trump thing. It's that America elected him twice, and the second time with an even bigger mandate. The problem we're addressing is America, not Trump.

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 17/09/2026

Yeah, that one that you circled. Look, you can quibble about the word "mandate" if you want, but the fact is that Americans elected an obvious madman, then elected him again even after a coup attempt. As peoples, we share a lot. But as countries, Canada has to assume that America cannot be trusted.

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 17/09/2026

Plus the price of gas is up, and as long as I can remember people have been wildly oversensitive to gas prices. It's silly, but definitely not new.

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 17/09/2026

That, and also the fact that a whole lot of people apparently voted for Trump specifically because he promised to reduce (even reverse!) inflation. The difference between his pre-election rhetoric and current rhetoric/actions on inflation is... noticeable.

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 17/09/2026

Eh, whatever. Just name the treaty after him and he'll fall in line.

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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

*spitting blood, grinning defiantly at captors as I strain against my schackles*: Macklemore is good, actually

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 16/09/2026

That's what I like about you.

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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca · 16/09/2026

The tooest long (so far)

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