Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Oh neat, prompted playlist! Ok, "music that people from the 1920s would listen to if they worshipped a nature demon in a corrupted realm of overgrowth." 000 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 21/02/2026A coming of age moment. Like the first time you request a song from the DJ and he says no. 000 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 11/02/2026What happened that led to individually wrapping every straw and stir stick? If this pisses you off, I can tell we're gonna be friends. 000 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 11/02/2026It's my first day working at the barbershop tomorrow and I bet my first task will be to slide the barber's pole all the way back down to its starting position. 000 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 22/09/2025*Drinks a whole bottle of maple syrup* What? It's Canadian. 000 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Trump rounds up all his critics and throws them into a deep pit of spikes in a move critics have described as "authoritarian." 000 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 22/09/2025It feels great to discover your kid’s favourite food. They will love it until the exact moment you have six tubs of it in the fridge. 000 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Jesus: How about instead of sacrificing all these animals, you just kill me once. One and done, all sins taken care of forever! Roman guy: Makes sense to me, provided you stay dead of course. Jesus: ... yeah! 000 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I'm furious that my wife threw out the "empty" tube of toothpaste even though I'm sure I could squeeze out another glob, given enough time and proper tools. 000 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 26/08/2025If you put an insulated cup in the fridge, it should make the drink colder, not preserve it at room temperature. 000 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 25/08/2025When Bell introduced the touch-tone phone in a world of rotary phones, they charged a monthly subscription to use it. Some things never change! 000 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Workshop facilitator: For this warm-up, we're going to get into a circle and pass this invisible ball around. Everyone: *groans* Me: yesssssss 000 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Swimmer's Itch is a pretty chill name for when flatworm larvae burrow into your skin and die 000 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Follow me and Skylar as we stay in America's top 10 death camps! 000 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Are you INSANE you can't just leave the turbo button on ALL the time 000 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025And the winner of this year's student game jam is Tomorrow Won't Help: Drowning in Daily Pain 000 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 08/03/2025It makes sense that movie characters no longer smoke to be cool, but I was surprised to see it wasn't replaced by characters flossing their teeth to be cool. 000 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 07/03/2025No thanks, I'll get rich and famous by continuing to apply minimum effort. 000 0
Reposted by Stu PidguyBeaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 14/06/2024"Tired of jerking off?!?" No. That is why I am on a pornography website. 1262 0
Reposted by Stu Pidguy"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 20/12/2023hey dude my buddy's in town with his wife. do you have a manger they could have a baby in? a manger yeah 28411 0
Reposted by Stu PidguyAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 16/05/2023Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus 204256982 0
Reposted by Stu Pidguyone note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 07/01/2025if they made the bus long enough it would already be there you'd just have to walk to that part of the bus 3284 0
Reposted by Stu PidguyMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 16/01/2025My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt. 292710311 0
Reposted by Stu PidguyNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 07/12/2024(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs 172783412 0
Reposted by Stu PidguyTP @tpeater.bsky.social · 09/02/2025If I lived only for revenge I actually would be happy and content once I got it 0547 0
Reposted by Stu Pidguypixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales" 486192622133 0
Reposted by Stu PidguyBen Jenkins @bencjenkins.bsky.social · 15/02/2025My six year old is going through a phase where he’s talking like an NPC in a video game. There’s really no other way to describe it. Today we were out and he needed to go to the bathroom and he said “Looks like we’re in luck. There are toilets up ahead.” 1765637 0
Reposted by Stu PidguyBenny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 20/02/2025The first stand-up special filmed behind enemy lines 0281 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Stay savvy. Miniature jumbo sunglasses are just normal-sized sunglasses. 000 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 22/02/2025In Vancouver, go to restaurants like Loom, Sable, and Shoreline. Avoid Pacific Bistros and Chop Houses. 000 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Remember these cooking temperatures! 17°F way too cold 1,000°F dangerously high 10,000°F instantly vaporizes food 000 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I'm sorry, that username is taken. Would you like hornystepdaughter_8534 instead? 000 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Yes, I'm a Mr. Beast fan. A Beastling. A Feaster, a Beastoid, a Cash Goblin. A real Giveaway Goo Goo Giga-Gremlin. 000 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 20/02/2025As a proud Canadian, I don't buy anything from the USA except for virtually everything. 000 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 19/02/2025We always joked that he’d eat himself to death, but no one expected to lose him in a tragic chocolate fountain accident. 000 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I've been using basic utensils forever. Is it finally time to upgrade to Fork Pro? 000 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I want to make a movie called This Shall Pass so bad because I know exactly what I'm going to name the sequel. 000 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Why am I reaping so much? Don't tell me it was the sowing again. 000 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Was the guillotine just a novelty oversized cigar cutter until someone said "what if we put a guy in there?" 000 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Take only pictures, leave only footsteps, sow only chaos. 000 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Nintendo has learned a lot over the years. Originally, they thought jump should be A. Then they tried B and stuck with that for a while. Finally, with the Switch, they learned it should be a sideways A on one controller and a down arrow on the other, settling the debate forever. 000 0
Stu Pidguy @stucolorman.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I've spent the last year learning Python. So far I've learned they like warm rocks. 000 0
