Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Please help. Trying to remember an album someone recommended me on twitter about 5 years ago. Bay area hip hop sound but I dont think the artist was from there. Cover had him and his mates on. Black and white shot I think. 572
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Really did not want to see a picture of UFC fighter Conor McGregor's penis this morning. I was looking for a picture of my neighbour Conor McGregor's penis. 0111
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 07/07/2025My girlfriend introducing me to her parents: And this is my mum, Margot Me, getting extremely nervous and putting on a Chief Keef voice for some reason: That's the shit I DO like 050
Reposted by Beakerpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Guy who knew the guy Frankenstein’s dick came from seeing Frankenstein nude: “Hey is that Hank’s dick??” 451997199
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Zootopia 2 sounds like something a rural loner gets charged with 040
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 21/05/2025When it comes to turning a can of Mountain Dew into a stream of hot piss you've really gotta hand it to the human body 000
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Who would win in a fight between a gorilla and Parkinson's 130
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Just watched The Godfather. I thought it was going to be about my dad's friend. 0302
Reposted by BeakerChris Somerville @chrisomerville.bsky.social · 28/04/2025good time to get your novel about a literature professor who keeps having to dodge the advances of his most beautiful students published 67616
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 27/04/2025When that guy from The New Radicals shouts WE'LL KICK YOUR ASSES... chills 2708
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Seeing Luis Antonio Tagle test driving one of those cars with the massive bubbles and sprinting to the bookies 000
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Man's on that shit that made maui lose his hook 020
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 20/04/2025She prader on my willi till I- (my boss approaches and I expertly switch to the Yahoo Finance tab) 040
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Yeah I think video game characters should have bigger tits. All of them. Imagine a whopping great pair of spaniels ears bouncing off Rayman's knees. 1151
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 15/04/2025(about to deliver some news that nobody on earth gives a shit about) The cat is finally out of the bag! 2181
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 12/04/2025How it feels going out to pick up my dog's shits in the morning 2130
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Me, age 12, passenger seat of silver Volvo 240: Here we go, Dad. I'll put on my wu-tang tape. There's a bit of swearing and stuff but I think you'll really like them! 🤓 RZA: 99 CENT BEER DRINKIN, PUSSY STINKIN, FUCKIN SO MUCH YOUR ASS AND TITTIES START SHRINKIN 060
Reposted by Beakerdave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Dude you gotta check out the short story that chatGPT wrote. yeah it sucks ass but I actually really liked it, due to my low IQ 141878207
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 06/04/2025People say you can't give dogs chocolate but I just gave my neighbour's labrador a kilo of dairy milk and he ate the whole lot 0190
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 03/04/2025They say do what you love and you'll never work a day again in your life, and it's true. I started harassing motorists with a cricket bat eight hours a day and haven't had a job since. 1636
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 29/03/2025The Rolling Stones would be a pretty good name for a band 330
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 29/03/2025"There was so much food there mate you'd think they'd got... bloody... professional caterers in" An incredulous R Kelly 000
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 27/03/2025AI Prompt Engineer is the funniest job title I've seen yet. Good at writing in the search box are ya mate? That's your little job is it? 3336
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 27/03/2025AI is incredible. Four years ago we had shitty pictures where you couldn't even tell what they are, and now we have shitty pictures and you CAN tell what they are 0111
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Going through those classified documents now. Turns out JFK was ASSASSINATED?! 271
Reposted by BeakerBeaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 17/03/2025A Facebook reel plays silently on your phone. I am standing at a urinal. I pull my trousers all the way down to my ankles, turn to the camera, shake my head and wag my finger. A red cross appears on screen. 031
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 17/03/2025A Facebook reel plays silently on your phone. I am standing at a urinal. I pull my trousers all the way down to my ankles, turn to the camera, shake my head and wag my finger. A red cross appears on screen. 031
Reposted by Beakerpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/03/2025If Paul McCartney dies first, Ringo should immediately announce a new lineup of the Beatles 34010229723
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 11/03/2025The hamburger should be called the hamburgerburglar. Otherwise he's just some asshole who burgles ham. 050
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Apparently Method Man from Wu Tang is a right stoner 220
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Garfield the cat eats the same meal every single day. It would be very easy to assassinate him. I would hit him with a stick. 0111
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Guys that do heroin are fucking obsessed with it 080
Reposted by Beakerripcinema @ripcinema.bsky.social · 05/03/2025trump: "democrats are weak, they're pathetic, they are like sick dogs to me. not people! they are not people!!!" democrats: *silently holding a tiny sign that says "not true" like daffy duck* 404981832
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 03/03/2025(Fleetwood Mac railing fat lines, fucking and sucking each other, writing Go Your Own Way) i hope they use this in an Isuzu d-max commercial one day 1171
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 03/03/2025I hate it when Wordle says 'Phew' when you get it on the last guess. Cheeky cunt. 2853
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 02/03/2025When France proposed raising the legal smoking age to 9 192968269
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 01/03/2025This is how my dad (early onset alzheimers) does his impression of hip hop 0130
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Google's interview process is famously tough. They are looking for creative thinkers who can also apply higher-order logic in unexpected ways. I interviewed in 2019 and got through to interview number eight, the final one. Here's what they asked me: 160
Reposted by BeakerBeaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Q) what is the biggest wing on Epstein's jet A) the nonce wing 071
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Q) what is the biggest wing on Epstein's jet A) the nonce wing 071
Beaker @beakerfromtwitter.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Had a straight dude (dad) come to my place and he was so impressed by the simplest things. Kegerator, cricket subscription. 010
