stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026PS if you want to know which brand of cigarettes I smoke 1162
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I was up for two jobs (I could do both in one week) but only got one and now I'm disproportionately mad 1130
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026-your friend, is she, y'know, stabbed with a pencil and sent to italy? 👉👈 2252
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026it's the classic modern country genre of "listing things its audience likes" 7923
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026my most nonsense liberal belief is if Gore just hadn't been robbed in that election.. 1120
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I disagree, but also I don't think anyone posting on this site has any obligation to make themselves comprehensible to everybody 070
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Casablanca is about pursuing an ex not realising your true love was right in front of you all along 120
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026don't judge until you have experienced Hebron's cutting edge music scene 090
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026with the arch he's really just putting the finishing touches on DC 3180
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"can you name all of the people paid to cook and clean for you?" 070
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I didn't realise Rufus Wainwright was gay until I saw him do Judy Garland's "Get Happy" live with backing dancers 0150
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I'm not proud I'd probably watch a man get killed by a chimp but I wouldn't PPV it 4632
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026-Gentlemen, your Space Force uniform was designed by an AI trained on pictures of Steve Carrell in the parody show about Space Force: Space Force. Also Star Wars and Star Trek and The Gestapo. 2353
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026she sued herself out of a job for 22k and it just feels like her bosses were happy to be rid of her 0260
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026seeing a picture of Kelly Osborne in 2026 after probably last seeing a picture of her in 2004 4320