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stuart

@stuartp.bsky.social
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do not explain anything to me I am probably recycling content from the other place here you can find me @punished_stu on elons paedo submarine

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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 26m
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 15h
makes sense
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gill in about 1940
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
CEO mindset
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
PS if you want to know which brand of cigarettes I smoke
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am filled with love for humanity
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was up for two jobs (I could do both in one week) but only got one and now I'm disproportionately mad
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
schedule this man an orbital lobotomy
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is how I feel every single morning
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
-your friend, is she, y'know, stabbed with a pencil and sent to italy? 👉👈
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's the classic modern country genre of "listing things its audience likes"
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
well, he stuck to the first part
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hot dog breakfast at the B&Q
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my most nonsense liberal belief is if Gore just hadn't been robbed in that election..
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this guy hat sketched himself
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I disagree, but also I don't think anyone posting on this site has any obligation to make themselves comprehensible to everybody
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Casablanca is about pursuing an ex not realising your true love was right in front of you all along
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
do you believe in the holy trinity
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
don't judge until you have experienced Hebron's cutting edge music scene
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
with the arch he's really just putting the finishing touches on DC
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ah that'll be a no
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"can you name all of the people paid to cook and clean for you?"
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
this child barista won't sell me a normal coffee
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm too old for this shit
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I didn't realise Rufus Wainwright was gay until I saw him do Judy Garland's "Get Happy" live with backing dancers
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm not proud I'd probably watch a man get killed by a chimp but I wouldn't PPV it
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
-Gentlemen, your Space Force uniform was designed by an AI trained on pictures of Steve Carrell in the parody show about Space Force: Space Force. Also Star Wars and Star Trek and The Gestapo.
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
this thing is terrible
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
only a barbarian would destroy this
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
good morning from whatsapp
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
it's not his mind is it
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🫡
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
she sued herself out of a job for 22k and it just feels like her bosses were happy to be rid of her
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I submit the unintentionally funniest post of all time
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
seeing a picture of Kelly Osborne in 2026 after probably last seeing a picture of her in 2004
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
👍
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