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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 02/10/2026

his plan is to have so many kids it becomes statistically unavoidable to hate every minority because they called you a useless father and left

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Please stop anthropomorphizing computers. They cannot "run" a program, because they don't have legs

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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

sort of, but I think people misunderstand the importance of antagonism in people's politics. Some people will wave an Israeli flag or a Nazi flag at you but they'll go home and throw them in the bin in the next clear out.

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@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you

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PS if you want to know which brand of cigarettes I smoke

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I am filled with love for humanity

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hasn't it been a widespread failure?

lost a full pack of Chinese cigarettes

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you hit the nail on the head, peasants nowadays would be complaining there wasn't oat milk for their cortados

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depressing that SMART works in Swedish, my Q4 goal is to not default on my mortgage payments

I'm not afraid to say it: some books are lesser than others

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you can tell he's doing socialism because of his accent

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I'm like a dog with two jobs rn

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I was up for two jobs (I could do both in one week) but only got one and now I'm disproportionately mad

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the entire world's economy was booming in the stable, prosperous 1970s, except for ours because of Arthur Scargill and Tony Benn etc

I just smoke it, I don't want to get addicted

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026

300,000 years of abject failure to make good music, until AI

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Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-…

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schedule this man an orbital lobotomy

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they'd look 100x better if they just smoked 40 a day than eternal youth treatments that result in "90yr old man possessing the corpse of a 22yr old"

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horrible prank to play on the Jewish community already under constant attack by the antisemitic hamas apologists

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it's been said a million times but all of these guys were huge dorks at school with the most stunted cultural development and are now somehow in charge of culture. Bezos famously never listened to music but memorised radio station names to fit in.

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because you liked Gru Tang Clan I recommend artists -Slint -Fatman Scoop -The Outhere Brothers for your 90s Alt Rock Deep Cuts

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unless someone comes up with a good new word we're going to have to start calling ppl that use AI like this all the victorian eugenics words for the mentally disabled

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the strong urge to make a wooden barrel

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the split second all that land changes ownership structure a billion Chinese tourists will stop coming to Bicester to buy heavily discounted designer goods

I should be able to MIB device myself but just to forget the last conversation I had

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Trump -is there any way we could call it "Trump Intelligence"? Lackey -We'll talk to them

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called a guy a creep in a bar and he got real mad and followed me outside

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how many emails have been sent to the dead I wonder, will they let anyone rest?

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in an unusual disruption to our usual 24/7/365 Vimes boots theory content we're posting the horny racist bits from a Rincewind book

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he blocked me 30 seconds after I QTd him with this saving me an unfollow

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COME for the not actually that well curated excerpts of Terry Pratchett's works STAY for the thin skinned moaning about having a bunch of annoying replies

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COME for the not actually that well curated excerpts of Terry Pratchett's works STAY for the thin skinned moaning about having a bunch of annoying replies

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very funny to farm 100k followers (including me!) off the back of someone else's writing and then start talking about how people should conduct themselves ethically online

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Jan @janhopis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

sorry I turned the Eye of Sauron on you, but you really should stfu if I do - Lord Vetinari, Men at Arms

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actually it does mean that

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

evil billy joel: i started the fire

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