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The Spooky Empty Spacesuit In Control (Spider Time!)

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The Spooky Empty Spacesuit In Control (Spider Time!) @strikepenguin.bsky.social · 8h
That’s a gross and weird thing to say even once.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 9h
Tired: Hasan Piker is bringing down the Democratic Party Wired: The Onion is bringing down the Democratic Party
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 12h
i resent how there's a stable of a couple dozen dudes whose whole thing is 'has a racist blog' & they regularly get mainstream newspaper and magazine profiles. i have trouble keeping track of them all, i'm like 'what did he do again' & check his wikipedia & it's ah, has a racist blog, that's all
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"We stand on the shoulders of giants." Speak for yourself. I stand on my own shoulders. I'm all rolled up into a ball. My head is fully up my ass
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I don't think Trump should get access to standard medical care, he should have to let RFK Jr treat him
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Saga, sighs queen @saga.iam.bi · 22h
In case anybody wants a source for this story that *isn't* on a website using AI and doesn't read like it was written by AI, here ya go: heritageheadlines.com/rare-west-vi...
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Rare West Virginia Chestnuts Sit Near a Massive AI Data Center Plan - Hopewell Heritage Headlines
Advocates warn that blight-surviving American chestnuts near Mason County’s former state nursery could be lost to AI data center construction. State…
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Zeteo @zeteo.com · 10h
ICE Jailed a Rabbi For Protesting Israel. Now He Can’t Observe His Faith Officers told an anti-Zionist Orthodox Jew they ‘don't care’ about his need to pray away from a prison toilet. 'First Draft' from @premthakker.bsky.social: zeteo.com/p/ice-jailed...
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ICE Jailed a Rabbi For Protesting Israel. Now He Can’t Observe His Faith
Officers told an anti-Zionist Orthodox Jew they ‘don't care’ about his need to pray away from a prison toilet. Plus: Trump gets angry over two advisers leaving the country for a major payday.
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The Spooky Empty Spacesuit In Control (Spider Time!) @strikepenguin.bsky.social · 10h
But that kind of sad and pathetic weirdness is what you can expect from someone like "Hayasaka Aryan"
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The Spooky Empty Spacesuit In Control (Spider Time!) @strikepenguin.bsky.social · 10h
You could see Petra Parker on all the social media sites, everyone outside of Twitter is like "oh the chuds are being weird and pathetic again"
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The Spooky Empty Spacesuit In Control (Spider Time!) @strikepenguin.bsky.social · 10h
Completely delusional. Also people were doing genuinely funny and interesting stuff with Parker, the Malfoy thing is just... weebs arguing about breast size of an underage girl
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Michael "Fallen Coffee Pot of Shadows" Senters the Sigillite:ABD @mikesenters.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I did not believe this tweet was real but I checked Twitter and it’s 100% real. For as dumb as this site is sometimes it has absolutely nothing on the insanity going on over on Twitter these days. What if we get a 60 Minutes piece on this? Could you imagine?
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Yu-Ming Liou @yumingliou.bsky.social · 10h
This is a perfect illustration of how the dangers of AI are overwhelmingly not about bad model alignment with pro-social human values, but bad user alignment with pro-social human values. AI didn’t make this guy value getting in another 20 minutes of low-productivity work over bonding with his kid.
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The Spooky Empty Spacesuit In Control (Spider Time!) @strikepenguin.bsky.social · 10h
I think this is what you do to your brain if you spend years arguing about this. You go to the Shithead Edgelord Site and expose yourself to thousands of "FAFO" and "you can't genocide buildings" and "release the hostages" in response to an obvious genocide, you turn Shithead Edgelord back
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 18h
you can't ask god to kill someoneyeah! you do your own dirty work
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
in a country where they are trying to make it illegal to protest i say: good. go nuts. let your freak flag fly. ive never understood liberal pearl clutching over what is quite literally the baseline civil liberty. politicians should be hectored 24/7
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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think the relative peace of the neoliberal consensus and the rise of technocratic thought led people into a false sense of security. The work never stops. It’s to always be mad about the thing you’re mad about. And one reason the right is winning is because they don’t forget that.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/10/2026
“how much shit can you deny yourself? cheese, gender, the fuck’s next?” truly humanity is a rich text
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The Spooky Empty Spacesuit In Control (Spider Time!) @strikepenguin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes.
A Republican woman grinning and wearing a band-aid on her face with a glittery Purple Heart sticker on it.
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it just always strikes me as a profoundly privileged vision for what society ought to care about. yeah we're not in the business of producing and distributing resources, we're here to make 40 year olds feel wanted for increasingly stupid reasons
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
one thing I don't like is when people talk about hypothetical automated futures where nobody has to work, and say they could be bad because their lives would be "sapped of meaning." like get over it big dog, get a hobby
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
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UNITED24 Media @united24media.com · 07/10/2026
⚡️ A woman in Saratov, Russia, demanded a local café remove a figure of Dobby from its window, claiming it resembled Vladimir Putin.
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Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Absolutely amazing piece by Nithya
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The Spooky Empty Spacesuit In Control (Spider Time!) @strikepenguin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Ow, my most of me!”
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 07/10/2026
Joined @arimelber.bsky.social on MSNOW talk about the AI bubble, Treasuries and the growing cost of AI data center debt, and how Oracle and Paramount’s debt threatens Larry Ellison’s future.
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The Spooky Empty Spacesuit In Control (Spider Time!) @strikepenguin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
From a purely speculative POV, I'm wondering how hard it'd be to sneak aboard a billionaire's private jet. I am amusing myself with the thought of a Gulfstream leveling off at cruising altitude, the lavatory bursting open, and an oligarch getting tuned up on his own plane
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Jonathon M. Floyd @jfloyd314.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
1. No other president would have received the benefit of the doubt Trump is receiving from the media for what was, at *best*, a bizarre and disturbing comment. 2. The crowd responded in a way that suggests it understood his comments to mean exactly what they said in a vacuum, and approved.
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Queerhawk 🏳️‍🌈 | 🇺🇦 | 🇬🇱 @alwaysadorecats.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every minute a business owner or town mayor has to spend begging their Republican Senator to shield them from the Republican president is a minute they could have spent actually running their business or town.
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Alex Hanna @alexhanna.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why isn't this on every TV screen and not the fairy tale of killer robots
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haley_th @haleyth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every friend group needs: DPS Support Control Tank
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The Spooky Empty Spacesuit In Control (Spider Time!) @strikepenguin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm impressed how Ace Combat 8 managed to thread the needle with Tasha. "Young, free spirited idealist who doesn't want to hurt anyone despite flying a fighter jet in a war" could have been obnoxious as hell. I think it works because when she's upset, it's for other people, not herself.
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The Spooky Empty Spacesuit In Control (Spider Time!) @strikepenguin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That would still be commuting the sentence.
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If we're going to have the death penalty, a failed execution should commute your sentence
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The Spooky Empty Spacesuit In Control (Spider Time!) @strikepenguin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It was 1812, the ball might have been half an inch wide but it was obeying the school zone speed limit. It's not like he got got with a DEagle
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The Spooky Empty Spacesuit In Control (Spider Time!) @strikepenguin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dem spam text: "COME ON PLEEEEEAASE JUST A DOLLAR JUST ONE DOLLAR I'M NOT EVEN SAYING WHO IT'S FOR JUST PLEEEEEEEEEASSE A DOLLAR" Me: "I have 66 cents and you're not getting them"
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The Heathen Historian 🔻 @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The fact that the tree is as old as the United States should not be lost on anyone. What a metaphor.
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The Spooky Empty Spacesuit In Control (Spider Time!) @strikepenguin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Set up an American flag in Icarus for the coziness bonus, then immediately set off and got killed by a polar bear. And I'm just like... yeah. That tracks.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, the New York Times
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Lucy @leftliblucy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The right is getting better at tsundere enemies-to-lovers smut fanfiction and it's making lefties nervous
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The Spooky Empty Spacesuit In Control (Spider Time!) @strikepenguin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BUBONIC PLAGUE OUTBREAK EBOLA OUTBREAK DENGUE OUTBREAK SCREWWORM OUTBREAK RAILGUN WARNING MISSILE MISSILE
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CK DexterHaven 🍂🍁🍂 @ckshowalter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Please stop arguing with the expert who’s just trying to keep you from getting 2nd/3rd degree burns to your hand. No touchy the burning grenade And because reading is hard these days a Dan is the expert in question
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
me: i am fundementally opposed to mel gibson as employable celebrity/auteur. history is a record of his atrocious views my therapist: that's fair me: but i love it when max rockatansky flips on the blower on his v8 interceptor and vanquishes marauders in glorious battle my therapist: who doesn't
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The Spooky Empty Spacesuit In Control (Spider Time!) @strikepenguin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Around 5.2 million dead and the absolute destruction of the US as a military superpower is a very small price to pay to own the libs" is completely in character for this administration, really.
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Organic Superlube @organicsuperlube.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You can never be embarrassed saying the wrong thing to the delivery guy if you just commit.
Patty accepting a pizza delivery at her front door.
"Here's your pizza, sir or ma'am." the delivery guy says. "Why, thank you!" she replies. The delivery guy ends off with the classic line: "Enjoy your meal."

Patty puts her hand on his shoulder.
"Hey," she says.

"You too." she concludes, channeling the most vile and accursed aura ever witnessed by anyone who has ever lived or will ever live on this forsaken Earth.
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026
lmao
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The Spooky Empty Spacesuit In Control (Spider Time!) @strikepenguin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You might ask yourself why we would inflict him on another world. Nobody said that world can't belong to Nurgle.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 05/10/2026
“THIS IS THE TEXTBOOK DEFINITION ON LOANSHARKING,” wrote one consumer about a tribal loan company. A federal database used to publicly display such complaints, and they’ve helped inform several ProPublica stories. Now the narratives aren’t public.
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The Federal Agency That’s Supposed to Protect Consumers Just Made Another Business-Friendly Move
Debt collection. Credit reporting. Payday loans. Consumer complaints to a federal database used to help reveal issues and bring accountability. Then the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau stopped pu...
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