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The Spooky Empty Spacesuit In Control (Spider Time!)

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School and dirt for loosing. Furry clocks, lady!

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haley_th @haleyth.bsky.social · 4h
Every friend group needs: DPS Support Control Tank
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The Spooky Empty Spacesuit In Control (Spider Time!) @strikepenguin.bsky.social · 3h
I'm impressed how Ace Combat 8 managed to thread the needle with Tasha. "Young, free spirited idealist who doesn't want to hurt anyone despite flying a fighter jet in a war" could have been obnoxious as hell. I think it works because when she's upset, it's for other people, not herself.
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 3h
If we're going to have the death penalty, a failed execution should commute your sentence
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The Spooky Empty Spacesuit In Control (Spider Time!) @strikepenguin.bsky.social · 4h
It was 1812, the ball might have been half an inch wide but it was obeying the school zone speed limit. It's not like he got got with a DEagle
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The Spooky Empty Spacesuit In Control (Spider Time!) @strikepenguin.bsky.social · 5h
Dem spam text: "COME ON PLEEEEEAASE JUST A DOLLAR JUST ONE DOLLAR I'M NOT EVEN SAYING WHO IT'S FOR JUST PLEEEEEEEEEASSE A DOLLAR" Me: "I have 66 cents and you're not getting them"
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The Heathen Historian 🔻 @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 10h
The fact that the tree is as old as the United States should not be lost on anyone. What a metaphor.
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The Spooky Empty Spacesuit In Control (Spider Time!) @strikepenguin.bsky.social · 16h
Set up an American flag in Icarus for the coziness bonus, then immediately set off and got killed by a polar bear. And I'm just like... yeah. That tracks.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 18h
Ladies and gentlemen, the New York Times
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Lucy @leftliblucy.bsky.social · 16h
The right is getting better at tsundere enemies-to-lovers smut fanfiction and it's making lefties nervous
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The Spooky Empty Spacesuit In Control (Spider Time!) @strikepenguin.bsky.social · 19h
BUBONIC PLAGUE OUTBREAK EBOLA OUTBREAK DENGUE OUTBREAK SCREWWORM OUTBREAK RAILGUN WARNING MISSILE MISSILE
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CK DexterHaven 🍂🍁🍂 @ckshowalter.bsky.social · 20h
Please stop arguing with the expert who’s just trying to keep you from getting 2nd/3rd degree burns to your hand. No touchy the burning grenade And because reading is hard these days a Dan is the expert in question
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
me: i am fundementally opposed to mel gibson as employable celebrity/auteur. history is a record of his atrocious views my therapist: that's fair me: but i love it when max rockatansky flips on the blower on his v8 interceptor and vanquishes marauders in glorious battle my therapist: who doesn't
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The Spooky Empty Spacesuit In Control (Spider Time!) @strikepenguin.bsky.social · 20h
"Around 5.2 million dead and the absolute destruction of the US as a military superpower is a very small price to pay to own the libs" is completely in character for this administration, really.
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Organic Superlube @organicsuperlube.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You can never be embarrassed saying the wrong thing to the delivery guy if you just commit.
Patty accepting a pizza delivery at her front door.
"Here's your pizza, sir or ma'am." the delivery guy says. "Why, thank you!" she replies. The delivery guy ends off with the classic line: "Enjoy your meal."

Patty puts her hand on his shoulder.
"Hey," she says.

"You too." she concludes, channeling the most vile and accursed aura ever witnessed by anyone who has ever lived or will ever live on this forsaken Earth.
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026
lmao
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 05/10/2026
“THIS IS THE TEXTBOOK DEFINITION ON LOANSHARKING,” wrote one consumer about a tribal loan company. A federal database used to publicly display such complaints, and they’ve helped inform several ProPublica stories. Now the narratives aren’t public.
propublica.org
The Federal Agency That’s Supposed to Protect Consumers Just Made Another Business-Friendly Move
Debt collection. Credit reporting. Payday loans. Consumer complaints to a federal database used to help reveal issues and bring accountability. Then the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau stopped pu...
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Very saddened to say I won’t be able to headline Tim Pool’s student event in Chicago this week. I unfortunately have other plans.
Hi Katherine,
Timcast Media is partnering with the Chicago Thinker to host a student event in Chicago on October 9 at 4:00 PM.
The event will feature a one-on-one conversation with Tim Pool followed by a live student Q&A. To create a dynamic and balanced dialogue, we are specifically seeking a featured guest to represent a left-leaning perspective.
Timcast Media will fully cover and arrange all travel and accommodations.
Thank you in advance for your consideration.
Sincerely,
[REDACTED]

Hi Lisa,
Sorry, I'll be too busy slamming my hand in a car door that day to talk with Tim. Hope you understand.
Kat
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The Spooky Empty Spacesuit In Control (Spider Time!) @strikepenguin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well there's only one way to find out! Truck-kun? You're up
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
in a just world someone would stone cold stun these guys into concrete
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Running AC in the 2nd week of October
Kaneda looking through his visor in Sunshine (2007)
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The Spooky Empty Spacesuit In Control (Spider Time!) @strikepenguin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm really enjoying Ace Combat 8 but it really is inflaming that part of me that is like "just give me four fully loaded Strike Eagles and I could solve so, so many problems"
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Jack Murphy @jackmurphyrgr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We can't secure a fucking RAF airfield some sabotage teams? Sounds like Russian levels of incompetency.
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
moby dick the sperm whale with a speech bubble
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
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Gerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Former British banker and whistleblower Simon Andriesz, who outed Howard Lutnick’s links to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, has died by suicide.”
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Whistleblower who flagged Lutnick’s links to Epstein dies
The former British banker who spent more than 35 years working in financial markets has died by suicide
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A 10K contribution and a $900 million return. The scale of the graft in Homeland Security is a) off the charts and b) possible because no-one believes they will face any accountability
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
is this anything?
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is now a standard part of Trump's campaign stump, a direct threat to voters: if you elect Democrats, I won't send you FEMA money, and I may take away your Medicare and Medicaid, too. These transcripts will be useful for litigation to follow.
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Tamara Keel [Scary Remix] @tamslick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
pete hegseth with extremely fashy set dressing

captioned this man in the high castle reboot is dumb
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They're stupid. All of them. Fucking stupid.
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 03/10/2026
Lane || Boot.dev v @wagslane
Holy shit, America is cooked. They were able to perfectly clone the Microsoft Teams experience.


POLTICO
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@POLITICOEurope • Oct 1
The European Commission has rolled out an alternative to Microsoft Teams.
But officials using it aren't impressed, with one describing the tool as "absolute shit."
vist.ly/5kje9
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets
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🜏 Machine Saint 🜏 @shoehead.itch.io · 03/10/2026
Being Bisexual on October 3rd
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Kelly “Free Link” McGonigal @kellysmcgonigal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🎶Your own Personal Cheeses Something to eat with pears Not cheese to share🎶
Babybel cheeses
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
POV: you are an aquatic Corolla-sized animal in the Pacific Northwest and you are in danger
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Megan E. Human * free Link @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy Friday!
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Brett Hamil @bretthamil.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Bob Kettle has done more to grease the skids for ICE than anyone in Seattle but ok BOB
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Them Dawgs Is Hell Don’t They? @shorterexcerpts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Archer Krieger
ALT: Archer Krieger
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
good heavens look at the time
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The Spooky Empty Spacesuit In Control (Spider Time!) @strikepenguin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The sinister Korone
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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The Spooky Empty Spacesuit In Control (Spider Time!) @strikepenguin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WHAT'S THE HOLD UP YOU BASTARDS
A screenshot of a ghosted Play button on Steam, next to COMING OCT 1, 2026
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is not a serious person
Michael Trac*y wearing an ill fitted powder blue coat and khakis meant for a man of greater statureClose up of his pants where the sticker is still stuck on
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Seattle Department of Transportation @transportation.seattle.gov · 01/10/2026
Halloween is coming. You don’t have to go to a “trunk-or-treat” event in Seattle! You can close your neighborhood street to through-traffic – for free! Trick-or-Streets permits are free and easy to get. Join here: seattle.gov/transportation/trick-or-streets
The ancient two-panel Drake meme. On the top, he's looking away in disgust and holding his hand up. The text next to it says "Truck-or-treat". On the bottom, he looks pleased and is pointing toward text that says "Close your street".
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