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Matando @strelsky.net · 08/10/2026

Does the "show less like this" button not actually do anything? What the fuck Bluesky. Why do you keep showing me this shit.

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"The Swordfish has no natural predators to be afraid of . . . except the Penfish, which is supposed to be even mightier."

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Barb McQuade @barbmcquade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s October and the neighbors are back with #SkeletonCrew. Strong start!

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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026

Tips For Increasing Your Fiber Intake theonion.com/tips-for-increasing-yo…

Toast white bread to convert it to brown, fiber-packed wheat bread.

Incorporate eating a can of beans into your shower routine.

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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 02/10/2026

Please stop anthropomorphizing computers. They cannot "run" a program, because they don't have legs

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Today in Pokémon History by Serebii.net @serebiiotd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

On this day in 1998, 28 years ago, Pokémon Red & Blue were first released in the US These games were adaptations of Pokémon Red & Green based on the Pokémon Blue engine and brought the franchise to the west! www.serebii.net/rb

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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Secret Ingredient - Gator Days

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 27,1958

P1 - NANCY IS IN THE KITCHEN, LOOKING AT THE COOKIE JAR SITTING ON THE COUNTER
NANCY: H M M
P2- AUNT FRITZI IS SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM WHEN NANCY CALLS HER FROM THE KITCHEN
NANCY: AUNT FRITZI- MAY I HAVE A COOKIE?
P3-
FRITZI: HAVE A PEAR INSTEAD
P4-
NANCY: OH, BOY --- THANKS
NANCY IS SMILING AS SHE WALKS AWAY WITH TWO COOKIES

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal

Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."

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Matando @strelsky.net · 28/09/2026

Would a normal man decide to start making a baked ziti from scratch at 7:30PM when he has to be at work at 6AM the next morning? No. Am I a normal man? Also, no. This ziti better turn out good😅

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Matando @strelsky.net · 27/09/2026

This new Wii motherboard trim is absolutely wild 😜

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Matando @strelsky.net · 24/09/2026

I spent all that time making a veg stock, then turning it into bone broth, and then soup only to place it in jars and put the jars on the counter to cool to the touch before putting them in the fridge before going to bed. Only to wake up to find them still on the counter. So disappointed in myself

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Child: This is my first time meeting a mayor. Mamdani: Wow, have you ever met a prime minister? Child: No Norway PM Jonas Gahr Støre: *walks over*

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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 23/09/2026

The California Billionaire Tax

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Charles, OFM Cap. @frcharles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Two girls at Dave's Hot Chicken try for a photo of their mozzarella stick pull. What they accomplished was indeed striking, but they went too far. The strand broke & fell to the floor like a cheesy Icarus, & the photo opportunity was lost. Ancient lessons, fried up for our time at Dave's Hot Chicken

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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Venn you see the truth...

Venn diagram. Top circle, Canada Geese. Bottom left circle, Toddler. Bottom right circle, Anti-Vaxxer

Intersection Canada Geese/Toddler: always pooping
Intersection Canada Geese/Anti-Vaxxer: wants everydead
Intersection Toddler/Anti-Vaxxer: incoherent ramblings
Intersection of all 3: can't reason with them

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Matando @strelsky.net · 21/09/2026

I went to make the stock for my soup and didn't have a pot big enough for all the veggies I had in the freezer and the roasted chicken carcass 😅. I'm making it in batches. I have a gallon of vegetable stock this morning. I'll add the chicken to it tonight and then make the soup the next day 😂

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Matando @strelsky.net · 20/09/2026

Roast chicken is complete 🤤

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Matando @strelsky.net · 20/09/2026

Making a roast chicken for dinner tonight 🤤. Of course, since I'm only cooking for one person, I'll save one set of leftovers for lunch tomorrow. Cut off some of the good meat and set aside and then use the carcass and a ton of frozen veggies scraps to make broth and then, of course, soup🤤

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…

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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time. I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker.

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Matando @strelsky.net · 12/09/2026

I made roast beef for dinner tonight. It was my first time using a sirloin tip roast. It came out really good. I might carve it a little differently next time but it was still pretty tender 🤤

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

After three years, today is my last day at Anthropic. They found me hiding in their bathroom's ceiling and kicked me out.

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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Trump offers a bribe of $5,000 in exchange for votes, the bribe is promoted as a dividend and would cost $1.2 trillion dollars. This is a felony under 18 U.S.C. § 597, bribing someone to vote a certain way is a federal crime punishable by prison.

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LifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Under cabinet stealth mode: Extracted successfully. #LifuX #Cat #Cats #Catsofbluesky #Caturday

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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 09/09/2026

Busy evenings.

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Coyote / J. Stryker 🇨🇦 | Memento Vivere 🍃 @easterncoyote.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Can confirm: this is INCREDIBLY rare. “Photographer and bird enthusiast Alexander deBarros captured a photo of a coyote with a greater roadrunner in its mouth.” KTLA: Rare, real-life coyote and roadrunner drama unfolds in L.A. ktla.com/news/local-n... #canislatrans #coyote #urbanwildlife

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Rare, real-life coyote and roadrunner drama unfolds in L.A.

A Southern California bird watcher stumbled onto a scene over the weekend that looked like it came straight out of a classic cartoon, except this time, the coyote appears to have won and there&#821…

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Tomb💀Time @tubetime.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

me: so i name all my cats after numbers! them: oh? me: cat3, cat5 them: you skipped four-- me (ignoring them): cat5e them: but 'e' is not a number me (continuing to ignore them): cat6, cat6a, cat7, cat8

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KB @bkeithb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Monopoly - 2026

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Phoenix Suns @sunsphx.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Never too late for your first Suns game 🥹

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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 01/09/2026

Me: *takes my cat through TSA* TSA Guy: My cat would be clawing up a storm. Unless I gave my cat some weed. I’m not saying I have weed. Because I’m a federal employee. But if I did, I could give it to my cat.

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Political Humor @politicalhumor9.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Trump’s Hollywood star vs Dolly Parton’s Hollywood star. Everybody hates Trump. 🤮 Everybody loves Dolly Parton. ❤

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 30/08/2026

huh why is nasa looking for your girlfriend

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Brian Honan @brianhonan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Happy Skynet day to all those who celebrate

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 30/08/2026

Broken swing sets? Missing basketball nets? Have no fear, Renew Crew is here. Neighborhood parks are meant for recreation — not frustration. If it’s broken, this crew will fix it. If it’s run-down, they’ll renew it. Renew Crew: Coming soon to a park near you.

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