Me driving home and seeing the flashes from distant lightning: oh, fine, sure, i’ll let my phone take some video if only for the pretty flashes, even if there’s not been any bolts for a good while.
God: ALRIGHT BET.
*two seconds later, no I’m not kidding on the two seconds*.
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