Texas-Smoked Microplastics @stonecutter7.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The best show of the 21st century is reruns of 90s Simpsons. 000
Texas-Smoked Microplastics @stonecutter7.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The dentist said my mom should have had an abortion 000
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Texas-Smoked Microplastics @stonecutter7.bsky.social · 06/07/2026For the last week Ive thought it was Matt MilleN who had his arm amputated. 100
Reposted by Texas-Smoked Microplasticsin the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 19/07/2025GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL! 3182824811170
Texas-Smoked Microplastics @stonecutter7.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Old movies and TV shows set in the past fuck with my brain. Topher Grace should be 65 years old now. Ron Howard should be pushing 100. 000
Reposted by Texas-Smoked Microplasticsgamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026This Danville, VA city council candidate made a very dramatic video about sidewalks and public safety, and I love it and him. Worrying about a possible milkshake duck situation, I looked at his FB page, but he seems ok. Juneteenth celebrations, community outreach, Methodists. A solid old gent. 21781441347
Texas-Smoked Microplastics @stonecutter7.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Did ESPN say Mara had stretch potential? He made 3 threes his entire college career? He shot 58% pm free throws! 130
Texas-Smoked Microplastics @stonecutter7.bsky.social · 24/06/2026How many players are in this draft? I fear by the time my team picks, there will simply be none left. 000
Reposted by Texas-Smoked MicroplasticsRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Godfrey said he’s the kind of guy who talks back to the Joker and gets thrown off a building 31332
Texas-Smoked Microplastics @stonecutter7.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Update: Joel Embiids has face scurvy. 000
Texas-Smoked Microplastics @stonecutter7.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Falling in love with Yaxel Lendeborg. I cant help myself! I have a type and he's creeping up my draftboard Bates-Diop/Nigel Hayes style. 000
Texas-Smoked Microplastics @stonecutter7.bsky.social · 13/03/2026@drewmagary.bsky.social what was the grunge book you mentioned reading in the funbag? Apparently theres more than one 101
Reposted by Texas-Smoked MicroplasticsHector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 18/11/2025At the most Mexican place on Earth, the Raiders-Cowboys tailgate 🇲🇽 334447
Texas-Smoked Microplastics @stonecutter7.bsky.social · 27/09/2025I forget what we were supposed to be mad about this guy for, but I think we can all agree, all is forgiven. 010
Reposted by Texas-Smoked MicroplasticsWeird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 24/09/2025He steps aside as the bull is coming. 37543117
Texas-Smoked Microplastics @stonecutter7.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Taken, but for the record: Conan, Tosh, Lonely Island/Seth, Dominique Foxworth, and Quick Question w/ Soren and Daniel 000
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Texas-Smoked Microplastics @stonecutter7.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Would be pretty funny if Lebron was in the crowd at SNL50 000
Texas-Smoked Microplastics @stonecutter7.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Tom Brady looks like Miley Cyrus now 020
Reposted by Texas-Smoked MicroplasticsSwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 30/12/2024The "Did Jimmy Carter Die Today" bot author used the wrong timezone and declared he wasn't dead today at 6AM lmao 10789311443
Reposted by Texas-Smoked Microplastics“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 26/12/2024The creatine subreddit is going off 713982601
Reposted by Texas-Smoked Microplasticseli yudin @eliyudin.com · 08/12/2024I’ve been sober over a year now and i’ve discovered that eating a fucked up meal at 4 AM is just a genuine interest of mine 36520733812
Reposted by Texas-Smoked MicroplasticsJustin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Local news reporter outside of Nordstroms: so have you started any Christmas shopping yet? Me, desperate for fame and money: you gotta suck dick like this! Spit on it! Spit all over it! Hoooork-ptooey! 768268
Texas-Smoked Microplastics @stonecutter7.bsky.social · 16/11/20242:30 pm at a Mexican childs birthday party and on my 7th beer 000
Texas-Smoked Microplastics @stonecutter7.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I was baptized as a baby because my mom was scared I'd fuck around and die as a little kid and go to hell. 000
Reposted by Texas-Smoked MicroplasticsBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/07/2024Regular person: I'm constipated Gen Z person: The ass isn't assing And this only scratches the surface of how they talk... 33101373
Texas-Smoked Microplastics @stonecutter7.bsky.social · 14/11/2023My fucked up sons are very real and doing their best, you son of a bitch! 000
Texas-Smoked Microplastics @stonecutter7.bsky.social · 01/08/2023I want to jump into this bbq discussion on my timeline, but can't because I want my first bluesky post to be a unique & funny introduction to all of you. 140
