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Audrey

@stoatno1.bsky.social
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Lots of details to discern, lots of details. Chicago⏩Grinnell▶️Seattle⏩MSP

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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 4h
Diva down
A “Queen” appliqué that has been lost off of a purse? An item of clothing? The “Q” is fancy and the first “e” wears a crown.
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Spooky Tom 🎃🍁 👻 @tomstoyton.bsky.social · 5h
How am I supposed to teach my cats how to budget when they always say “MPD doesn’t have to stick to their budget why should we?” Thank you for making this public! If MPD wouldn’t screw us over on fake OT they could afford to go on trips
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Armin (@islayblog) @islayblog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good morning with another view of an #Islay Stoat: www.islay.org.uk/2026/09/24/s...
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Stoat outside Kilchoman Cottages (3), Isle of Islay
Stoat outside Kilchoman Cottages (3), Isle of Islay The Stoat I spotted in the gardens of Kilchoman Cottages is worth another picture, here it seems to be checking out the flowers in the flower bed…
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Horrifying Nursemaid Adelaide @clownwhisper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Related: I also do notice the amount of women who see me as the stoat in this image. I know what you are and what you want.
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topshelfheavy 🔜 MAW'26 @topshelfheavy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Cute Weasel Stoat in Heart Locket
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The Wee Owl Studio, Art 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @theweeowl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
⭐️New⭐️ My little animal drawings have been selling so I am working on more for you. This will, I hope be the first new one of many. A little weasel, available now... folksy.com/find/item/87... #Weasel #AnimalArt #OriginalArt #Drawing #ColourPencil #Artwork #GiftIdeas #ShopIndy #WildlifeArt #bsnm
A postcard size drawing in soft colour of a little weasel standing up on his hind legs looking into the distance. He is standing in a field of long grassed with yellow flowers, there is a red toned background.
An original art work, please note that the frame is not included.
Colour pencil on white acid free artist watercolour paper (postcard size).
Approximately 4 by 6 inches (10.16 x 15.24 cm) will fit into a standard 4 by 6 inch photo frame.
The drawing will be in a clear envelope so you can view it before framing.
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Silence @silence042.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most things in the weasel family seem like they have something to say
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Robert E Fuller's Cute Stoat Kit Yawning
ALT: Robert E Fuller's Cute Stoat Kit Yawning
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Domain Expansion: Joyful Chaos Dimension @pricethecreator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mink, Stoat, Ferret, Weasel are....
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Blair Cat 🐾 @whimsicalblair.bsky.social · 20h
Me, chasing the dream
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Cute Stoat Pops Up in Snow
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BerryB.bsky.social @berryb400.bsky.social · 18h
The Stoat rubbed the Mole's neck, looking at his eyes. Pink cheeks manifest from his very face. As they longingly stare at each other. One with the desire to lock lips. The other, in awe of his boldness. Simply stare all afternoon, for hours on end. Waiting for the fabled moment.
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 15h
Already opposed to the death penalty for many reasons, botched executions included, but if you fuck up carrying out a capital punishment (even once, let alone twice in one attempt), that is a circumstance in which that convicted prisoner should get to pass go, collect $200, and get out of jail free.
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 22h
Pete is pretty bad, huh?
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New favorite hobby: Getting off the bus to yell at the driver parked in the bus stop.
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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Would be a real shame if their chapter houses around the country simultaneously and completely coincidentally caught on fire
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you are attending a play and your phone rings audibly during said play and YOU ANSWER THAT PHONE CALL, you should be put on a list banning you from all theaters in town. And if that incident occurs during a performance of FUCKING Waiting for GODDAMN Godot, that ban should be extended worldwide.
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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Like for real how fucking dare she make us defend the goddamn police.
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The expression never more fitting: Pigs get fat; hogs get slaughtered.
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My exact thought!
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シルバ セルガル @shirubaserugaru.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
できるオコジョは今日も恋をしている Masterful stoat is in love again today
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Baron Tikitrocious' Midday Matinee @tikitrocious.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
2PM on the Baron Tikitrocious' Midday Matinee! 'The Stoat' (Gerard Bailey) must track four Trotskyists to a newly inaugurated national park before they can murder a brave Secret Service agent and kidnap Mary Margaret Truman in 1948's “the Stoat Against the Everglades.”
Along the banks of the swamp an alligator suns itself. Inexplicably a grey fedora and a tommy gun are also in the picture. The title reads "The Stoat Against the Everglades."
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Ray the Charizard @raythejay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The caption is too perfect, I can't even
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Stoat Stoat Saturday
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Brian Vickers @brian04.wsocial.eu · 20/09/2026
#WSocialPics #WSocialArt Stoat Canon 80D Tamron 150-600mm
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Rhoda Meek @wodieskodie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Telegraph: Last remaining stoat evades hunt on Scottish island www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09/20… #scothinews
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The Telegraph: Last remaining stoat evades hunt on Scottish island
Orkney conservationists search for predator in quest to protect native wildlife.
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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Forgot to mention that on this preview day, someone brought their dog inside and honestly I’m a single issue voter: you are 86ed from all restaurants if you bring a fuckin dog inside one.
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 20/09/2026
crazy to me that we swallowed the idea that “we need to pay cops higher than any others in the state” (because our cop union is shitty & their protection racket emboldened a murder & then his buds effectively went on strike) but teachers who deal with our kids hours a day are mendacious exploiters.
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not a win, but thanks again to @lethaljorts.bsky.social for the Lynx tix tonight!
Target Center video scoreboard at the end of the Lynx v Liberty game showing rookie phenom Olivia Miles and a 93-81 losing score.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No matter how many times you game shit out, this is the only thing that’s true.
matt christman
@cushbomb
This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.
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Wandering Green @wanderingreen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hi Amanda! This is a Stoat 🦊 a small carnivorous mammal that thinks it is much bigger than it actually is 😅 related to weasels, badgers and otters (not my picture - taken from the woodland trust)
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Asquealia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I demand to see my autumn stoat
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DisPater @digitaldiabolus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I wish I had a stoat to take around with me everywhere
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Robert E Fuller's Cute Stoat Kit Yawning
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vwtireland.bsky.social @vwtireland.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thank you to Nuala Riordan for this fab footage of an Irish stoat! If you’re lucky enough to spot an Irish stoat please report your sightings tinyurl.com/y2ekajya Our work to verify Irish stoat sightings is made possible from core funding from @irishenvnet.bsky.social @heritagecouncil.ie
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David 🌙 @moonblastx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
if you don't know what's an ermine, it's this adorable lil hunter
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Cute Stoat Pops Up in Snow
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🏳️‍🌈 Klyis 🏳️‍🌈 @klyisweazel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Fun fact If a pack of wolves tries to kill you and a stoat tries to kill you then the stoat is statistically more likely to succeed.
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who knows why men do anything?
(from Watership Down)
"Why do the men come, do you suppose?" asked Fiver.
"Who knows why men do anything? They may drive cows or sheep in the fields, or cut wood in the copses. What does it matter? I'd rather dodge a man than a stoat or a fox."
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ciel ☁✨ NEW OUTFIT OCT. 8 @cielesque.online · 11/09/2026
highkey resisting the urge to rebrand as a stoat vtuber rn
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Cute Stoat Pops Up in Snow
Alt: a stoat in its winter coat hopping through snow
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Shawn Hadley @akneuron.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is my first close encounter with a stoat! Very curious, approaching and retreating. It would hide behind a bucket etc., then poke its head out to regard me. Did this several times before scurrying off. It runs like a wolverine, with rocking horse movement with its gait #alaskasky
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John Clark | Photographer @getrealjc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Many people call this an Ermine, but it is really a Stoat. That's the name used when the animal has its brown summer coat, and ermine is the name used when it changes into its pure white winter coat. Technically, they are the exact same animal! #wildlife #wildlifephotogrsphy #on1pics
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The Jolly Hobos | Brad @jollyhobos.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Spotted this cute little stoat on our hike today. It also spotted us 🥰
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markh60.bsky.social @markh60.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Stoat, this little chap came running towards my dog and myself on the path at Win Green, before suddenly stopping, checking us out and running off down the slope #p1000 #wildlife #dorsetwildlife ##wildlifephotography
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Magnus @lordmaniac99.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I got that stoat in me.
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Wild Wonders Daily @wildwondersdaily.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Stoats Turn White in Winter. Then Hunt Animals Ten Times Their Size… The stoat, weighs between 100 and 400 grams depending on sex and season. It regularly kills European rabbits that weigh up to 2 kilograms, and it has been documented killing mountain hares weighing over 3 kilograms. The prey is…
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Stoats Turn White in Winter. Then Hunt Animals Ten Times Their Size…
The stoat, weighs between 100 and 400 grams depending on sex and season. It regularly kills European rabbits that weigh up to 2 kilograms, and it has been documented killing mountain hares weighing over 3 kilograms. The prey is often ten times the predator's body weight, and the stoat kills it with a single precise bite to the base of the skull. The technique is not brute force. It is anatomy. The stoat's skull is narrow enough to fit between the vertebrae at the back of a rabbit's skull, and the canine teeth are positioned to sever the spinal cord or brainstem in a single bite.
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 14/09/2026
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some kinda small weasel or stoat hanging onto a heron's beak
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Feve @brizunzies.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
GHOST STOAT One of the exclusive stickers for sticker club this month! You can only get this exclusive sticker by joining my sticker club here! ko-fi.com/faunartin/ti...
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Doc Winchester @docwinchester.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Very well. Let's see where the stoat winds up. Hopefully it's not the psych ward, as it is never good when they need a crash cart.
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Fossilized Tree Sap @amberrl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I would love to live in a world where Kaohly Her resigns.
Her is a bad mayor.
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Told by a well-intentioned Boomer that I could be Meg Ryan’s sister, if you’re wondering how the day is going.
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I regret to inform Bluesky that, unlike last night, The Jacket being talked about most On Here today is that worn by Ted Cruz on ESPN Gameday.
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Noun, verb, Weezer, 9/11
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Excuse me, but where is The Jacket™ section?
Seating section inside a ballpark, where several individuals standing are wearing the St Paul Saints corduroy jacket.   Same section, from afar.Same section, from a-close.
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