David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 16hI don’t want people to lose their jobs and private equity is awful etc but I’m sorry, the nut rolls are mid 060
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 19hToday’s pickle wasn’t as good as yesterday’s pickle, but I am thankful for it all the same. 2130
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A lot is riding on the pickle I’m about to eat 4383
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If dinosaurs are extinct then where did these dino nuggets come from 2191
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026trying again, felt a little more confident in the crust 2180
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026gettin real dusty in here all of a sudden 050
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I tried to make apple cider vinegar with apple scraps. I made a jar of mold 1140
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I washed the dishes even though I did not want to do it. Even the water bottles and the plastic bags 2110
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026🎵 A long extension and there’s reason to believe / maybe this will be enough to reach the bolt 🎵 050
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Stop what you’re doing! It’s time to watch a black swallowtail butterfly mosey about amongst the flowers for a minute until the train horn scares it away 1233
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A couple shows I’ve enjoyed recently that are not on The List: Deadloch The Newsreader 040
Reposted by David “schlazor” LastnameTim-my Eat World 😋🌏🎶 @t2thacoops.bsky.social · 25/09/2026just a little guy sippin' his yerba mate on the porch 🥰 031
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hats off to my scallop squash plant that stopped producing a month ago and seemed to be heading towards death. Real feel-good comeback story 1230
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Well I think you’re #1 and don’t you forget it! 270
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Now is the time for my second cup of coffee. Rejoice with me 180
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I saw a monarch. They haven’t all left me yet 3120
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Congratulations to the residents of Plymouth, MN! Your city council has voted to remove their 16 Flock ALPRs. 060
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026airports: “no parking” me: no problem 060
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Sure, Night Coffee ended up being a bad idea yesterday, but today? Surely today will be different 1170
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026still lots to be done before first frost 🐝🐝🐝 2235
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If it’s cloudy on Earth Wind and Fire day then there’s six more weeks until we remember 2122
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My last hope at harvesting a pumpkin before the squirrels eat it 080
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026They should just make pie plates millennium falcon shaped since that’s the shape dough ends up anyway 130
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026FYI no it isn’t just the apple cider flavor they used to have. It’s like a muted version of it, but also vanilla. 260
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Jesus: “hey I’m like a mother hen” Christians: “right on! Wow that’s such a powerful metaphor!” Greta Gerwig: “I will cast a woman to voice a fictional lion that protects and cares for vulnerable people” Christians: “absolutely not” 0171
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026What is fiber? Where is it found? Why do we need it? 240
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Going out tonight! To Aldi. I brought my own boxes 2100
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I wanted a little snack so I ate a really large pickle and I thought I would share that information with the whole world 290
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Shout out to my boss who decided to reconfigure and resize the Kafka cluster and then leave early, 150
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026we needed this, yes, but the butterflies don’t come to visit in the rain so I don’t think I can be expected to review any more pull requests at this time. 030
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Nothing tastes quite like a 3pm lunch 090
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My advice to new gardeners is to be sure to plant some flowers for the butterflies. For the noble environmental reasons, yes, but also because they will show up in droves late in the season when the rest of your plants are diseased and dying. 2231
David “schlazor” Lastname @schlazor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026👨💻 Here’s what the takeover of all the Saudi oil export facilities by the Iranian-backed Houthis taught me about enterprise B2B sales 🚀 192
