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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 10h

“President Biff Tannen just spent $20 million of your money so that the TV would tell him he’s doing a good job” is an easy win that the Democrats have somehow managed to refuse to take

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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026

Man, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...

The chief justice used to preside over a Supreme Court whose members were afforded more privacy and freedom than many other public officials. Once, years ago, Mr. Lipson and the chief justice found themselves up the peninsula from Port Clyde without a car, Mr. Lipson recalled in an interview. So he stuck out his thumb by the side of the road and a pickup truck pulled over. He and the nation’s top jurist hopped in the back and hitchhiked back to town.

Now, Mr. Lipson said, he is cautious about introducing his friend to strangers. This year, on an outing to nearby Monhegan Island, people recognized the chief justice as he walked by a brewery and started to chant: You should be ashamed.

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Campus is just *dead* this morning. Like eerily quiet. I’ve been here over an hour and I haven’t heard another person in my building

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Would be a real shame if their chapter houses around the country simultaneously and completely coincidentally caught on fire

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I hate these goddamn people so much. These morons? THEY are the people that the entire global economy is in thrall to? JUST PLAY SOME D&D YA FUCKIN WEIRDOS

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Linda McMahon is a fucking hateful cunt

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD COMPLAINT: I *hate* the term “free gift” It makes me unreasonably angry

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anti-leaf blower account @eboldy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

lmao y’all need to fuckin log off sometimes jesus

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

So 0.0000018% of total votes cast, definitely an important step in solving the “problem” of voter fraud, and certainly not an attempt to distract us from the fact that Ron DiSantis STOLE TEN MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS FROM CHILDREN’S MEDICAID

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I need to consult my Indiana Consultant @thetallblonde.bsky.social to confirm if this is in fact weird

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Driving home from the game there is but one conclusion to draw: Headlights are too goddamn bright anymore.

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Last home game of the regular season let’s gooooooooo

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Made it to the airport. Denver traffic isn’t as bad as Atlanta traffic per se, but it is more frustrating since cars just inexplicably stop on the goddamn highway for no reason

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Last day in Colorado, so Son of Cerdo made sure to grab In & Out while we were here

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This is our district and I wish I could say I was surprised, but this is also the dude who happily let President Biff Tannen use Wheeler High School as a political backdrop

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Quite literally the location we are traveling to

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

We’ve made it to Denver but are stuck because our gate is still occupied by a plane that was supposed to be gone 90 minutes ago.

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Son of Cerdo and I are flying out to see Brother and Nieces of Cerdo and he is STOKED. Never seen a person love airports as much as this kid lol

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Christ on a cracker, even soap is poisoned

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

From the same people who screamed about how WFH was ruining the country

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

There’s a point in this season of Reacher where a bad guy gives a ton of needed exposition and Reacher hears him out and then immediately kills him like ENOUGH TALK, PLOT DEVICE

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Son of Cerdo finally had his first game tonight. Started in center, and had two at bats because his team Mercy Rule’d their opponent. Poor kiddo got HBP *both* times but took his base and got an RBI since the bases were loaded on the second one. Got the Tough Guy Award for the game

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Look up “Roko’s Basilisk” if you want to better understand how cultish and idiotic these people are.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

an apology is better than several alternatives, but personally i always feel off when the initial comment comes from someone's voice and face and the apology is Phone Text

an Arch Manning Instagram story reading

In my press conference yesterday, I made an insensitive comment about an AI video. There is nothing funny about it. It's easy to say I didn't mean it, but I know my words and actions were hurtful to a lot of people. I do not take that lightly and am deeply sorry for that.

I specifically want to apologize to Holly Rowe for what she has personally had to deal with because of my comments. I have a ton of respect for her and appreciate her showing me grace in this moment. I need to do better and will be more thoughtful going forward.

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If anyone needs me I’ll be fashioning a noose out of my own belt

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Wow so this guy is just a huge piece of shit

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Walked across campus 3 times for various meetings and I am a *puddle* in my own clothes, my god

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I know this is not going to fix anything, but how much media coverage and how much groundswell of excitement from the base do you think would happen if one of these dem candidates just said, once in their lives, what the fuck are you talking about you sound like a dumb asshole right now

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Unless you happen to be trans, then get fucked and stay fucked

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later"

Columbo (Peter Falk) asking one more question

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Make a Band Edible Backstreet Boysenberry

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Son of Cerdo’s first baseball game with his rec team was supposed to be this afternoon but just got canceled on account of the weather. Little buddy is bummed out

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

JFC this guy. BUT WATCH HIS BANNED INTERVIEW!!!!!1!!! FOH with this loser

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Marlow Stern @marlownyc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

‘The Matrix’ creator Lilly Wachowski on J.K. Rowling and the new ‘Harry Potter’ series: “She is funding trans genocide. J.K. Rowling funds trans genocide, full stop. So, if you support ‘Harry Potter,’ you’re supporting trans genocide.” variety.com/2026/tv/feat...

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Lilly Wachowski on Her New Studio Anarchists United, the Black Power Origins of ‘The Matrix’ and How ‘Harry Potter’ Fans Are ‘Supporting Trans Genocide’

‘The Matrix’ filmmaker Lilly Wachowski opens up about her new studio for marginalized voices Anarchists United, J.K. Rowling and Elon Musk.

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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

more speculation than substance here. while it makes sense to take reasonable precautions w/ unknowns, i'm just not convinced LLMs are anything like the major bioweapons catalyst it's being hyped as. (plus you can't ignore that this is good PR for anthropic. "see! we can regulate ourselves" etc.)

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Makes sense, he steals everything else

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