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Audrey

@stoatno1.bsky.social
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Lots of details to discern, lots of details. Chicago⏩Grinnell▶️Seattle⏩MSP

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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 6h
This is the opposite of people who pronounce milk as “melk.”
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 6h
Baby’s name (works for any gender): FUCK ICE
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 6h
I also missed this particular photo 😿
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 7h
I want these essays made public! Show us exactly what they learned from this exercise, in their own words.
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 7h
Inshallah
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 15h
But the other bigger, reason is that centrists have an “easy button” and it’s labeled “public safety.” They press it, and (not always but often) they win. They like anyone responds to incentives so they haven’t had to develop a policy agenda; whatever they have has atrophied into “cops“ or “defund.”
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 7h
My first thought! Oh, we’re bringing televised executions back? Not my idea, but I can get behind it under certain, very specific circumstances!
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 7h
Thank you for your service, Sean 🫡
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 7h
This is exactly what I was thinking! Hang out around Tom’s tonight if you’re looking to climb a tree.
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 13h
This is who I’m talking about: M&Ms Man, as captured in the crowd at Game 3 of the World Series in 2016.
Image of a baseball game on tv, with a Cleveland Indians player in the foreground and many Chicago Cubs-clad fans in the crowd. One older man is wearing an obnoxious NASCAR-style jacket with the M&Ms logo.
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En Buen Ora @enbuenora.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
For a very brief moment we publicly gave a shit about worker safety & lives and passed some of the most progressive, pro-worker aid bills ever, and conservatives will never ever ever forgive Democrats or workers or public health in general for that tiny moment of decency.
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Basically, this should be the dedication to every book. Also acceptable: “For My Mother.” (From @justinkey.bsky.social, The World Wasn’t Ready for You.)
Introductory dedication page to story collection reads:
TO ALL THE BLACK WOMEN IN
MY LIFE.
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Am I the only one who always notices M&Ms man in the crowd at White Sox games? (Along with Marlins Man at any MLB game of consequence, of course.)
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A strong immune response post-vaccination is a good thing!
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am enjoying all the folks doing PowerPoint nights/fun & casual mini-info sessions, like @nerdnitetc.bsky.social, Sidequest Social, Sociable Circuit, Financial Party, et al.
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wolf ΘΔ @timberwolf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
uh! uh! I have so many I dunno ykhdhkxlhlu I mean, as far as hateable characters go, I have Amara? she's something of a villain in a graphic novel I really wanna make some day. a little mink who thinks herself a "medieval style" queen. works people in the mines. is kinda specist.
Art of a mink with fur resembling a stoat in the winter, propping herself onto her hind legs using an ornate spear. She has a purple cloak and gold jewelry. She is wearing massive red claws on her hind feet. She has a crown. She is looking down at the viewer with a sense of superiority. A speech bubble has "Pathetic" in blackletter writing.
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chokingonhairball.bsky.social @chokingonhairball.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mote sketches of the ghostly stoat. ————————————- #ermine #stoat #ghost #creature #cohb #mustelaerminea #sketch #art
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N.N. Scott @nnscott.com · 08/10/2026
"A stoat". The memes write themselves
Idea vs. implementation meme.  Under Idea the stoat is leaping gracefully, under implementation it is flopping
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nice to come home from a night at the cinema to have a gift from Cedrick Frazier awaiting me.
Lawn/window campaign sign for the next Hennepin County Attorney reads: 
PROSECUTE
ICE
VOTE FRAZIER
— DFL & LABOR ENDORSED —
cedrickfrazier.org
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
AWOOOOOOOOOOO
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KK @kk-maker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This short-tailed weasel is recovering from rodenticide poisoning and doing GREAT, she wants to kill EVERYONE. [via Rocky Mountain Wildlife Alliance] www.rmwalliance.org/donate
Small elongated brown mammal with white underside clearly planning the death of whoever is looking down at them. She could fit inside the latex glove box she's standing on with room for at least three friends.The angry mustelid peering out from the shade of a box, almost hidden by oak leaves. Her mouth is open as if hissing a threat.The little weasel has stuck her head out of a green plastic igloo to glare hatefully at all comers.
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fusokku @fusokku.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Stoat Stands Up in Clover - Robert E Fuller
ALT: Stoat Stands Up in Clover - Robert E Fuller
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forbidden @sillyide.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
btw i haven't said anything because i don't feel the need to. at least not yet anyways... thats all!
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Robert E Fuller: Curious Stoat Sniffing
ALT: Robert E Fuller: Curious Stoat Sniffing
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Spoon 🥄 @spoonfayse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
haven't drawn "Stoat" in a while but they're intended to be in a stoat uncanny valley. imagine being a stoat and encountering "Stoat". they're all kinds of off. and may kill you for fun. stoat horror
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✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆ @rosphix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Come watch the stars with me
Furry art painting of a solitary stoat standing in an island of lit desert at night under a bright moon. Somewhere in the remote Mojave wilderness.
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Rydorion @rydorion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stoat piece from Eurofurence Artshow I'll have more pieces for the Futrołajki 2026 and Gdakon 2027
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
2026’s most popular Halloween costume
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@martindevaney.bsky.social spotted!
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Diva down
A “Queen” appliqué that has been lost off of a purse? An item of clothing? The “Q” is fancy and the first “e” wears a crown.
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Spooky Tom 🎃🍁 👻 @tomstoyton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How am I supposed to teach my cats how to budget when they always say “MPD doesn’t have to stick to their budget why should we?” Thank you for making this public! If MPD wouldn’t screw us over on fake OT they could afford to go on trips
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Armin (@islayblog) @islayblog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good morning with another view of an #Islay Stoat: www.islay.org.uk/2026/09/24/s...
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Stoat outside Kilchoman Cottages (3), Isle of Islay
Stoat outside Kilchoman Cottages (3), Isle of Islay The Stoat I spotted in the gardens of Kilchoman Cottages is worth another picture, here it seems to be checking out the flowers in the flower bed…
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Horrifying Nursemaid Adelaide @clownwhisper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Related: I also do notice the amount of women who see me as the stoat in this image. I know what you are and what you want.
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topshelfheavy @topshelfheavy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Cute Weasel Stoat in Heart Locket
ALT: Cute Weasel Stoat in Heart Locket
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The Wee Owl Studio, Art 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @theweeowl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
⭐️New⭐️ My little animal drawings have been selling so I am working on more for you. This will, I hope be the first new one of many. A little weasel, available now... folksy.com/find/item/87... #Weasel #AnimalArt #OriginalArt #Drawing #ColourPencil #Artwork #GiftIdeas #ShopIndy #WildlifeArt #bsnm
A postcard size drawing in soft colour of a little weasel standing up on his hind legs looking into the distance. He is standing in a field of long grassed with yellow flowers, there is a red toned background.
An original art work, please note that the frame is not included.
Colour pencil on white acid free artist watercolour paper (postcard size).
Approximately 4 by 6 inches (10.16 x 15.24 cm) will fit into a standard 4 by 6 inch photo frame.
The drawing will be in a clear envelope so you can view it before framing.
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Silence @silence042.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most things in the weasel family seem like they have something to say
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Robert E Fuller's Cute Stoat Kit Yawning
ALT: Robert E Fuller's Cute Stoat Kit Yawning
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Domain Expansion: Joyful Chaos Dimension @pricethecreator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mink, Stoat, Ferret, Weasel are....
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Blair Cat 🐾 @whimsicalblair.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me, chasing the dream
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Cute Stoat Pops Up in Snow
ALT: Cute Stoat Pops Up in Snow
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BerryB.bsky.social @berryb400.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Stoat rubbed the Mole's neck, looking at his eyes. Pink cheeks manifest from his very face. As they longingly stare at each other. One with the desire to lock lips. The other, in awe of his boldness. Simply stare all afternoon, for hours on end. Waiting for the fabled moment.
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Already opposed to the death penalty for many reasons, botched executions included, but if you fuck up carrying out a capital punishment (even once, let alone twice in one attempt), that is a circumstance in which that convicted prisoner should get to pass go, collect $200, and get out of jail free.
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Message is: I bought these posters at Urban Outfitters.
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Same thing I was thinking! Both the album and the cover image are top tier.
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s not all men, but it is always a man!
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🎃 David “schlazor” Pumpkins 🎃 @schlazor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pete is pretty bad, huh?
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Lizard Fidget Spinner Fun
ALT: Lizard Fidget Spinner Fun
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hmmmm…I can’t get it to load on mobile (Chrome, Safari) or desktop (Chrome), but it might be a skills issue ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🤔
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Emotional support cardboard
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New favorite hobby: Getting off the bus to yell at the driver parked in the bus stop.
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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Would be a real shame if their chapter houses around the country simultaneously and completely coincidentally caught on fire
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Audrey @stoatno1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
PUBLISH THE PUNISHMENT ESSAYS
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