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Becky Allen @allreb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Huh. Apparently, people slipping on banana peels was not just a cartoon gag, it was a thing that happened in gross city streets when bananas first became widely available: ephemeralnewyork.wordpress.com/2026/10/05/w...
ephemeralnewyork.wordpress.com
When Gilded Age New York City went to war against banana peels
River pirates, sneak thieves, pickpockets, confidence men—New York City in 1896 was grappling with rising rates of relatively new crimes that threatened the safety of Gilded Age Gotham. But tthe ci…
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A simple fact. News itself is now heavily partisan-ideologically coded. The Trump right and much of the partisan right doesn’t consume news as traditionally understood. So most efforts like this and to a lesser extent the Post, to find these more ideologically balanced audiences can’t …
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Well of course a man with stiff little fingers wants to see an alternative Ulster
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is spectacular, folks. We live in a moment in American history when the president and his administration are so racist and dumb that a toy company has to put out a statement saying: "OUR GIANT ROBOT THAT TURNS INTO A TRUCK DENOUNCES RACISM AND HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE CURRENT PRESIDENT."
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stndrdnickname.bsky.social @stndrdnickname.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE WAKE UP BOMB MOTHER FUCKER
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it's probably better to trust the experts on the topics of their expertise, except people who do machine learning, who have all gone insane
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8 Matts in a Duffel Bag @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
tell you what man dang ol Dub Housin dang ol Caligari’s Mirror like a dang ol sonic nightmare man
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Matt Darling @besttrousers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Think about how money is discussed in "Pride and Prejudice". Darcy isn't rich because he created a company, but because of inherited wealth - indeed the fundamental assumption is that *all* wealth is inherited.
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stndrdnickname.bsky.social @stndrdnickname.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
WOIMSDAY
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stndrdnickname.bsky.social @stndrdnickname.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Is this about that trip Barney and I took to Machu Picchu?" "LOOK CLOSER, LENNY" "Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!" "I can see through time!" And likewise, "Dental plan"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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stndrdnickname.bsky.social @stndrdnickname.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
After thinking about this more I think Tejas might be my favorite Top sound. This thing is downright evil youtu.be/4xW4UctUydA?...
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ZZ Top - Snappy Kakkie
YouTube video by Kilo2199
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
STOP GROWING FUCKING LETTUCE IN THE DESERT THIS IS ACTUALLY A VERY EASY PROBLEM TO SOLVE
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
we literally stand on the shoulders of giants. towering figures who have exited the world. fierce intellects who believed things like "you can ban or regulate dangerous stuff" and "societies can rein in excesses," and "peace is generally preferable to war and chaos." may as well have been aliens
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gets incredible air here
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/08/2026
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-…
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras
Latin American Coming-Of-Age Celebration Dates Back To Triassic Period
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stndrdnickname.bsky.social @stndrdnickname.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I wonder what the host of NPR's witty yet comfortably sober financial program Marketplace is feeling about our current political moment. Let's check in with him shall we
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stndrdnickname.bsky.social @stndrdnickname.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"[Nolan's] films are not fatalistic declarations that doom is inevitable. They’re warnings — multimillion-dollar warnings — that everything we do, including the things we don’t do, comes with a cost."
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/07/2026
what’s the point if not to cut the sandwiches into shapes?
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stndrdnickname.bsky.social @stndrdnickname.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Yorgos Lanthimos's The Frogs
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stndrdnickname.bsky.social @stndrdnickname.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"the tradition we conserve is the revolution itself. As Langston Hughes wrote, we must “Let America be America again… 'The land that never has been yet— And yet must be—the land where every man is free.'"
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Excellent list by @briantallerico.bsky.social of 10 movies by foreign born directors who saw the USA more clearly than its own directors did. So glad to see Robocop on here. www.rogerebert.com/features/thr...
rogerebert.com
Through the Window: 10 Times That Foreign Directors Have Looked at America
10 films by foreign-born directors about the country celebrating its 250th birthday this weekend.
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stndrdnickname.bsky.social @stndrdnickname.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
THEY DON'T [BLEEP] SMOKE IT WHILE YOU'RE SAT IN RESTAURANT BOB 🤣
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stndrdnickname.bsky.social @stndrdnickname.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I'm not too proud to admit that I looked up whether Zoot Suit Riot: An Oral History of the Swing Revival 1996-2000 was a real book
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Linnea Sterte @decassette.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
the actual reason I logged on here. to post a horrible comic
a toad, in the desert, screaming. the sun also screams
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I left the Church years ago. I can’t go back. I do not demand that the Church change for me. But when the Holy Father says stuff like this I feel so connected to the depths of my faith, to the part of the Church that I did not and cannot leave, and I am so happy to feel that way
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stndrdnickname.bsky.social @stndrdnickname.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Our heat stopped working when it was below freezing because the condenseation drainpipe extension was full of ice. I removed the extension and then made a reminder post to our neighborhood board about what to do if this happens, including a warning not to get splashed with backed up drain water
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The Joe Gross @joegross.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
www.kut.org/education/20...
kut.org
UT Austin leadership fires KUT General Manager Debbie Hiott
An email to staff at Austin's NPR station, addressed from Anita L. Vangelisti, the interim dean of the Moody College of Communication, said the decision was effective immediately.
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 08/06/2026
it is a jersey though. they don't actually get it
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 05/06/2026
Aye man WTF 🤣🔥🔥🔥
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stndrdnickname.bsky.social @stndrdnickname.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
My fuckin senator baby
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stndrdnickname.bsky.social @stndrdnickname.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
THAT'S MY CONGRESSMAN BOIII
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
BEATNIK THURSDAY
BORED SLUGGO IS SITTING ON THE CURB, WITH HIS FACE IN HIS HANDS

SLUGGO: I'M BORED--I THINK I'LL BECOME A BEATNIK
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
JC: “What about the parts of the prophecy mentioning the ‘Slaughter of the Sacred Gorilla’ and its role in bringing about the apocalypse?” HC: “Just forget about it. We don’t need to ban it. Everyone’s going to call him the ‘Mad Arab’ after he publishes this. We would be wasting our efforts.”
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stndrdnickname.bsky.social @stndrdnickname.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Tag yourself, I'm the common ancestor of a frog and a zebrafish
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stndrdnickname.bsky.social @stndrdnickname.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=urBp...
youtube.com
Rush - Freewill (Audio)
YouTube video by RushVEVO
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Nikki McCann Ramírez @nikkimcr.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The vitriol being directed at Lupita Nyong’o and Christopher Nolan is about a refusal to view Helen of Troy as anything other than an avatar for the right’s own psychosexual fixation on whiteness as goodness. Homer has nothing to do with it. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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Helen of Troy Has Always Been a Product of Her Time -- No Matter What Racists Think
Conservatives are bashing Christopher Nolan for casting Lupita Nyong'o as Helen of Troy in The Odyssey. It's not about fealty to Homer.
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
US universities genuinely are like “welcome to Tennessee Agricultural College in Bumfuck Nowheresville. We invented the modern potato and our facilities include a particle accelerator, nuclear reactor, and TOP500 supercomputer. Tuition is $12,000 for instate students and we have 40,000 of them”
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stndrdnickname.bsky.social @stndrdnickname.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
A speech bubble emerges from the face of German auteur Werner Herzog, implying he is saying the text of the quoted post
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(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
thinking about another one of these listening to the @ifbookspod.bsky.social episode on GRIT, and how a basic problem with all of these education reform ideas is that they can't actually acknowledge the frame in which the question "how can we make schools better" is being asked.
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stndrdnickname.bsky.social @stndrdnickname.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
"[T]his isn’t about winning a single election. It is about taking the steps necessary to make a rebirth of a more robust civic democracy possible. There is simply no excuse or rationale for leaving any lawful tool unused in making that happen."
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stndrdnickname.bsky.social @stndrdnickname.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Slightly increase a band Metallicb
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 07/05/2026
wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like
A Saguaro cactus that looks as if it has two eyes and is striding through the landscape in a jaunty manner, perhaps whistling a tune
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stndrdnickname.bsky.social @stndrdnickname.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Really thought-provoking how the Internet menswear expert is also a master of rhetoric
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/05/2026
hark! a vagrant is really one of the greatest comics ever created, my favorite is still an outraged sasaki kojiro holding up a list of necessary components for a duel that just says - dudes - swords
hark! a vagrant comic #40 about the sasaki kojiro and miyamoto musashi duel in which musashi forgets a sword and shows up with a boat oar
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stndrdnickname.bsky.social @stndrdnickname.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBAALLLLLLLLL
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Dale Chapman 🍁 @decmusicology.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
"MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW"
Don Draper in the meme of him giving a drunk pitch for Life Cereal. He is sporting a thin tie, narrow lapel suit, but his normally coiffed hair is disheveled, and he is clearly three sheets to the wind. In the Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce boardroom, he is standing next to an easel with a blank white placard
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Cozy and Comforting Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 01/05/2026
SCANDAL: fish sold as fish
bbc.co.uk
Chip shops sell cheap catfish as 'traditional fish and chips'
A BBC investigation finds chip shop owners passing off cheaper species as
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