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Shadow Hedgie 🌻

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shadow hedgie, very small language model 🏳️‍🌈 Migrant in London, citizen of nowhere geriatric millennial & terminal shapecel, like everyone else here I just post to get the thoughts out of my head, follow at your own risk he/him if you must refer to me

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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 51m
real Manchesterism has never been tried
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 56m
well yeah it's Iñárritu (but it was also marketed terribly)
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 2h
no shit
bloomberg.com
Fed’s Watchdog Finds No Evidence of Criminality in Renovations
The Federal Reserve’s internal watchdog found no evidence of criminal wrongdoing in the central bank’s renovation of its Washington headquarters, a $2.4 billion project that became a flashpoint betwee...
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 2h
we've only just begun to see the positive effects of GLP-1 drugs
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 2h
does anyone not have these? iPhone call screening has been a godsend
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 2h
help I am turning into a single-issue voter on mandatory remedial spatial awareness training for freshers
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 5h
Fuck me, the amount of people trying to get this Manchester City cheating scandal to be called 'The Pepstein files' is going to drive me off a cliff. Take a second and think where the joke is here and what you are using to land it. Then stop it.
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 4h
broke: lo spread 🤌 woke: le spread 🥖
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Dan Neidle @danneidle.bsky.social · 7h
We’ve a report coming out soon on the civil and criminal tax implications of the Manchester City shenanigans. To catch it first you can subscribe to our free newsletter buff.ly/QEAHmgK
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John C @badsocialism.bsky.social · 9h
His is turning into A Very British Farce and I fucking love it
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In Medias Malone @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 12h
Now, what is interestin’ to me is you have two parties who know war will be devastating to them—and yet neither is willin’ to divulge the private information that would allow them to reach a negotiated agreement. Isn’t that puzzlin’?
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 9h
a reminder: "UAE officials caution that a negative outcome could damage improved relations with the UK, according to two people familiar with the matter"
bloomberg.com
Manchester City Verdict Hangs Over UK’s Relations With Emiratis
Prime Minister Andy Burnham faces an awkward moment when a commission finally rules on the Premier League club’s legal saga.
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 11h
ew
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Liam Hoare 🇺🇦 @liamhoare.com · 11h
I confess I'm bearish on the European Union right now, but I just don't see what this 'closest imaginable form of association' could be when we can't even get 10 of the existing 27 member states to pass CETA.
rapporteur.com
Canada keeps ‘associate membership’ label at arm’s length | Rapporteur
'We're really much more focused on getting concrete results,' said the Canadian EU-envoy
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 11h
we live in an age of wonders
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 11h
come on now, a firm (especially a politically exposed one) monitoring when MPs mention it by name is not "actively surveilling [their] activities" and "obviously a threat", don't make me defend Palantir
thenerve.news
They’re saying: we’re watching you’: MP Clive Lewis reveals Tom Watson has warned him over criticising Palantir
In a letter to his former Labour colleague, the peer, who joined Peter Thiel’s AI company this month, writes: ‘You have made the case against the company more or less continuously’. By Carole Cadwalla...
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 12h
omg sell it to EssiLux
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 14h
I wonder how they pick when a place is known by multiple names and there is controversy (being very vague to avoid spoilers here) www.maptap.gg September 30 98🔥 100🎯 100🎯 87🎓 86🎓 Final score: 917
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 15h
channel 4, if you're listening,
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Tuffy @smtuffy.bsky.social · 20h
It will be exceedingly funny to watch Zuck, AI Sam, and Dario start doing this
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 22h
god save the queen
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026
This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 23h
burn it all down
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 29/09/2026
do people just call bar codes QR codes now? #TheseDays 🐦🐦
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In Medias Malone @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You’re right to push back. That was a set of red balloons, not a Soviet first strike. Should I order some ambulances?
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 29/09/2026
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haaretz.com
Israel freezes aliyah for two Jews over activism protecting Palestinians
In both cases, the protective-presence activists, who did not know each other, had their passports photographed by a soldier or settler. These are the first known cases in which Israeli authorities ap...
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Travis @coloradotravis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Could someone teach Zitron like the Rule of 40 or honestly just anything about how growth businesses work
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 29/09/2026
lol. lmao
"Market integrity is central to how we operate," a Polymarket spokesperson said, adding that the company also makes strenuous efforts to block US users from its
international platform.
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 29/09/2026
of course the Anthropic S-1 was going to talk about existential risks, you really can't constantly talk about this in public and then not mention it in your prospectus
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me, responsible legal blogger with a little bit of a following: I will not comment on live criminal cases. Him, Secretary of the State of this: hold my gavel.
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 29/09/2026
there are many things wrong here but one glaring issue is the equation of fairness with the feeling of fairness if you accept her premise, it'd be very important to correct the widespread misperception that the system is unduly lenient but here she is going on about restoring control at our borders
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 29/09/2026
brought to you by the Financial Times, Bluesky's newspaper of record
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 29/09/2026
sure why not, the brands have been trashed anyway what have you got to lose
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
Alt: I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
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Sean O’Kane @okane.fyi · 28/09/2026
Faraday Future (wait come back) is selling its robot business (importing Chinese robots) to its separate crypto company (which was once a biopharmaceutical thing) and acquiring most of that company’s stock, and meanwhile Faraday is becoming (wait for it) a robotaxi operator that might buy Cybercabs
x.com
Faraday Future (@FaradayFuture) on X
Faraday Future Announces Strategic Upgrade into Robotaxi and EAI Cabin Technology Operator and Physical AI Investment Holding Company; To Combine Its Robotics Business at Approx. $200 Million Valuatio...
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
right, exactly. people will respond "what does the fact that i tolerate immense racism everywhere around me have to do with you?", and -- i mean -- they have arranged their entire epistemic universe around avoiding intellectual bias and _this_ is the thing they just let slide?
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 29/09/2026
it's grim but the lack of self-awareness here is quite something
"We do not advocate the expulsion of any of the permanent members of the security council.
Although, of course, the scale of the British Empire, when it first took its seat in the UN security council at the organisation's founding, has, naturally, diminished to the utmost degree."
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 28/09/2026
up and to the right 👍👍👍
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Dr Stylite @columnist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have arrested the men that were near the air base and who you decided were asylum seeking terrorists Forgive me they were white men in their twenties from London
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 28/09/2026
it's not fair but some things are still illegal
cftc.gov
CFTC Charges Cash FX Group S.A., and CEO; Three Others With $950 Million Fraud Scheme
The CFTC today announced it filed a complaint in the U.S. District Court for the Middle District of Florida against Cash FX Group S.A. and its CEO, Huascar Jose Lopez Castillo, of Brazil; The Conversi...
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 28/09/2026
not great, Bob!
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Oliver Bullough @oliverbullough.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wish more people would realise that not everyone who wishes to put big money into British politics is Russian. In fact, hardly any of them are. bsky.app/profile/josi...
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why does she think that though? Not to spoil the fun, but they are from known Crypto speculators not posh George, the source of funds is an industry rife with criminality but I don't think there's any indication either is funded by Moscow?
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 28/09/2026
read the Parades Commission decision for my sins and dear God what were they thinking paradescommissionni.flexigrant.com/downloadfile...
22. Political representatives from parties generally supported by members of the Protestant/Unionist/Loyalist community expressed their strong support for allowing the parade to proceed as notified. They expressed their lack of trust and confidence in the Commission.
They emphasised the sense of grievance and anger felt at the continued refusal of the Commission to allow Portadown District LOL No. 1 to complete its return by the traditional route. They said that this notification was an opportunity for the Commission to do the right thing by applying the law properly; this would help restore confidence among the Protestant/Unionist/Loyalist community in the Commission and would resolve a very longstanding sore which they consider has held back progress in Northern Ireland.23. Political representatives from parties generally supported by members of the Catholic/Nationalist/Republican community expressed their strong opposition to allowing the parade to proceed as notified. They stated that, in their view, the issue of parades along the Garvaghy Road was settled in 1998 and referred to the history of parading prior to that, including the significant disorder and loss of life that occurred. They referred to the improved cross-community relationships in Portadown and stated that this progress, and progress across this jurisdiction, would be prejudiced by any parade along Garvaghy Road. The rights of residents to live free from fear and sectarian intimidation must be respected. They stated that there was potential for widespread protest and disorder if the parade was allowed to proceed.
24. Political representatives from various parties, including some of those referred to above, spoke of the need to resolve the Drumcree parading dispute, and highlighted that mediation is the key to resolving the issue. They also spoke of the fears of people related to disorder, the impact of any significant policing operation and the fact that many people had made changes to their. daily lives as a result of increased tensions resulting from the notification. The view was expressed that the Drumcree issue needs to be resolved by genuine dialogue and accommodation.
25. The police made both written and oral submissions, indicating that they, at the time of making them, had no information indicating that the parade would result in disorder or violence. They are planning for all reasonably likely scenarios, both known and unknown, in accordance with their legal obligations and the applicable policies and procedures. Their assessments will be updated on a continuous basis. Meetings have been held with the organiser, residents and political parties and local police are engaging with the community. They were unable to indicate the size and profile of the police…27. The Commission has sought and considered advice from the police. The police have stated, as set out above, that they have no information indicating that the parade will result in public disorder or damage to property if it proceeds along its notified route. Some of those making representations to the Commission have referred to the potential for serious disorder. The Commission is cognisant of the terrible disorder that occurred in relation to parades in Drumcree in the 1990s. However, given their operational experience, the assessment of the police must be given significant weight in the consideration of the potential for disorder. The concerns of academic commentators, residents and representatives in respect of the potential for disorder have also been weighed and the Commission considers that it does not have any
specific information which indicates that the parade, if permitted to proceed along its notified route, has the potential to result in public disorder, violence or damage to property.
28. The Commission notes the measures taken by the organiser to reduce the size and impact of the parade. It also notes that the parade has not resulted in any disorder or violence for many years and that the organiser and participants have complied with all of the Commission's determinations.30. The Commission has also considered the potential impact of the parade on relationships within the community. As noted above, relationships have improved a lot in Portadown in recent years, but this dispute remains extremely divisive. The Commission believes that there is a real and pressing need to resolve this dispute for the benefit of all in Portadown and further afield.
There is scope to build upon the recent progress in community relations in Portadown to pursue a lasting solution, to the benefit of all communities in the town and across Northern Ireland.
The sense of grievance at what they see as a denial of their civil and religious liberties felt by the brethren and supporters of Portadown LOL No. 1 is genuine and is not underestimated by the Commission. This is exacerbated by what they see as an obstinate refusal of representatives of residents to speak to them under any circumstances. Equally, the sense of trauma and hurt felt by those affected by the treatment they received during the height of the Drumcree dispute is real and continued. The Commission has recently appointed mediators to seek to engage with the parties to the dispute. The Commission notes the willingness of the parties to engage in mediation. It remains committed to promoting and facilitating mediation and would urge the parties to continue to approach mediation in an open and committed manner.
31. The Commission would also point out that each and every notified parade and protest is considered individually, on the basis of all of the information available it, in light of the applicable legal and policy framework. This decision relates to this specific application and is based on the evidence available to the Commission. The Commission notes in particular the number of participants and the extensive measures taken by Portadown District LOL No. 1 to minimise the disruption and address the genuinely-held concerns raised by residents. The Commission understands the genuine hurt experienc…
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 28/09/2026
but those are not your revealed preferences are they? I'm sorry but if you want gentrification you'll have to put your money where your mouth is
A campaign survey found that 75 per cent of respondents wanted another bakery on Uxbridge Road, with a bookshop, delicatessen and florist also popular options.
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 28/09/2026
CONVERTS FOR THE CONVERT GOD
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 28/09/2026
this is your brain on X
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Shadow Hedgie 🌻 @shadow.hedgie.social · 28/09/2026
time to bite the bullet and cede the south bank to France
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Mel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I want to make another point here, that I think Faine does an excellent job of highlighting: there isn't anything particularly wrong with putting on sex parties with consenting adults A big issue here is that women are being pressured to attend in order to network *professionally*
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Maria Farrell @mariafarrell.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
I cannot ever forget how the marching bands refused to be silent, as requested, going past the house where the mother of those three murdered boys took refuge in the weeks after her unthinkable loss. A small detail that exposes everything this march is for.
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