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Sleepy Hayden

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Dr AbsP @absp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What a slip. Just now, I said to my spouse, "every morning when I give up." I meant get up but, you know, that's still about right for These Times
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Sleepy Hayden @stillhayden.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I genuinely don't know how I'm going to afford a new car. How are people asking so much for cars older than me?? I can't believe mines just.... Gone.
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Sleepy Hayden @stillhayden.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Customizing my home screen took all day and I still have 89 apps left to do. Oh boy.
Custom icons on a home screen ft cute icons with green background floral border each with a little image to show what the app is for
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 17/09/2026
The new wild cat species is about the size of a domestic kitten and lives in Bolivia.
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New wild cat species is identified for first time in 100 years, researchers say
A type of tiger cat, the animal is smaller than a house cat, slender and spotted. It lives in the Bolivian cloud forest.
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💥Richard with an💥R @rbwaltonthereal.com · 14/09/2026
Me in a bookstore: Where's the self-help section? Clerk: If I told you, it would defeat the purpose.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says"
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Emily Hare @emilyhare.com · 10/09/2026
Since it's my 50th time round the sun, would you care to share my art around? That would be a splendid gift, thank you! 🥰 emilyhare.com #dragons #fantasyart #watercolour #creatureart #unicorns
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I thought things would be chill at the shelter since it’s Labor Day but instead there were CRIMES and VERBAL ABUSEl
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A💤ul @passionpeachy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
sea slug sanctuary
Illustration of two hands holding a small puddle of water in their palms. Inside the puddle is a sea angel with small colorful fishes and starfish as they look up at the viewer. Four other sea angels circle the hands among water drops and stars.
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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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A cat looking frightened on all fours on the ground. The cat is labeled “my anxiety”, and the ground is labeled “literally nothing”.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm reading a horror book in Braile. Something bad is about to happen. I can feel it.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A picture of Brian with the text: 
I've tasted the 9-5 and I've tasted unemployment I recommend not being born
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Djamila Knopf @djamilaknopf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
These are the pages for January-April in my "Cats in Weird Places" calendar, available for pre-order right now
a painting showing a cat in a bookshelf
a painting showing a cat in a drawer
a painting showing a cat on a kitchen counter
a painting showing a cat in a plant pot
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Sleepy Hayden @stillhayden.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It makes me so happy to see how many people, organizations, etc came together to make sure dollys imagination library continues on
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Overpass - Gator Days
Overpass - Gator Days

Characters

Gustopher - Alligator Boy

Panel 1

Setting - An overpass at sunset.

Gustopher at an overpass watching the traffic go by underneath. The setting sun has brought out the shadows around him.

Gustopher (thinking): There's a lot of cars down there.

Panel 2

Down below are several cars going by. Gustopher contemplates the amount of people around him. Light shines through the windows of the surrounding buildings.

Gustopher (thinking): Lots of people I don't know. All with their own lives.

Panel 3

Gustopher rests his arms on the overpass guardrail. The light behind him is starting to fade away as the stars are coming out.

Gustopher (thinking): We're all in one spot for a moment. Then we're not.

Panel 4

The sun has set the and the sky is filled with stars. Gustopher has left the overpass and it is now empty.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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Sleepy Hayden @stillhayden.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I just miss putting songs on my profile
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Sleepy Hayden @stillhayden.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I just gotta stop assuming the best in people. If we stay at ground level at least there's nowhere to let me down from..
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geneva 🖍️ nycc I-07 @gdbee.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
[ LISA 🌈 ] This is a redraw of an artwork from Jan 2016, 10 whole years ago!
Illo portrait of a young lady holding her hair. She has a dazzling rainbow afro that melts into multicolors. She's wearing a black tank top and magenta-ish dress. Heart motifs throughout the art and in her eyes. By gdbee, June 2026, Paint tool sai 2
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Sleepy Hayden @stillhayden.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I worked out how to build nice fancy houses in the Sims but I'm like clear back to my roots on Paralives I suddenly have no idea what I'm doing 🤣
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Adelaide Ghoul 👻 @adelaidejewel.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
They’re trying to build a data center next to the Nashville Zoo Petition here, if you’re so inclined: c.org/KxhXznzBcD
Screenshot from facebook:

Nashville Zoo

We're asking our community to stand with us in protecting the animals, habitats, people and future of Nashville Zoo.
A proposed 69,000-square-foot data center is planned for property directly adjacent to the Zoo. While developers claim the facility will have no impact, no environmental studies or impact assessments have been conducted to evaluate potential effects on our animals, visitors, staff, or the surrounding community.
Data centers consume enormous amounts of electricity and water; straining power grids, depleting natural resources, and damaging our watershed. With nothing more than the word of a profit-seeking developer, how are we to know this new data center will not lead to irreversible damage to the animals we exist to protect?
We cannot afford to find out years from now how this facility has negatively impacted our 1.4 million annual visitors, our local community, or the 3,000 animals entrusting us with their care. We are calling on the Nashville community to join us in our fight to stop this data center from being built, now.
Please sign our petition and say yes to the Zoo by saying no to the new data center

Includes photos of a big cat at the zoo and a photo showing how close the data center would be to the zoo
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Sleepy Hayden @stillhayden.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Ragdoll kitty cat. White and black chin with black colored face and tan/white body
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Sleepy Hayden @stillhayden.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Had a conversation with my husband and learned that apparently not everyone spends entire shows thinking about how illogically the TV show house is laid out.
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Sleepy Hayden @stillhayden.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I helped a mosquito find it's way outside and I can only hope it will tell it's other mosquito friends that I am The Good One and spare me the hell of their bites this year
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 01/06/2026
at midnight it becomes legal to hunt straight people for sport
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Sleepy Hayden @stillhayden.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I impulsively bought Paralives and now all I can think about is housing layouts
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Sleepy Hayden @stillhayden.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I've been going to bed semi-irresponsibly at 2-3am for a long time now and my boss randomly decided I needed to be on morning shift for 2 weeks straight so I tried to go to bed early and fell asleep at like 10 but then I woke up at 3am and now I cant go back to sleep 😭
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Kristin Louise Raught Photography 🌀 @kristinlraught.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
My friend, @thedeerwhisperer.bsky.social wanted me to post these deer photos to Bluesky. I took these while I was on my little trip to Port Townsend.
A velvet-antlered buck lowers his head into a patch of grass and tiny white flowers, his soft brown fur and curved antlers standing out against the bright green background.A young buck with velvet-covered antlers grazes quietly in a grassy field dotted with small white flowers, one dark eye visible beneath the sweeping curve of his antlers.A velvet-antlered buck pauses mid-step in a green meadow, his mouth slightly open while his tall ears and branching antlers frame his face.
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Sleepy Hayden @stillhayden.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I cannot believe it is this little one's birthday yet again. 🎂 🥹
Ragdoll kitty laying comfortably on fluffy blanket with her human
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Sleepy Hayden @stillhayden.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The 12 character limit on Xbox is so dumb cause wdym you're just gonna add random 4-5 string of # and numbers after just let me make a longer gamertag instead fr
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Sleepy Hayden @stillhayden.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I updated my name in the patient portal but it won't update my name on the "Hello, ____!" And it's so dumb but it genuinely sucks so bad to see every time I log in. I finally fixed the issue on Walmart and now patient portal too 😭
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Sleepy Hayden @stillhayden.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I went through and added everything I listened to in highschool to my main everyday playlist. I wonder how quickly I'll regret that
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Sleepy Hayden @stillhayden.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Imagine hating me and I'm just at home playing sleep token on beat saber
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Cyn‧₊✧˚ @cynnamonroll.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The libby app is truly one of the best things that has ever happened to me. I implore EVERY one to get a library card and get the app! So many books at your fingertips!!
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Jon Poole @total2total.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Morning 😂.
Cat biting a picture.
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Sleepy Hayden @stillhayden.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Explaining to my cat that the grass I grew was for her and don't be confused by all the other plants in the house that I've asked you not to eat
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Victoria Maderna @victoriamaderna.com · 05/05/2026
The Connoisseur. Gouache and watercolor on paper. Dreaming of autumn... Prints: www.inprnt.com/gallery/vmad...
Painting of a boar in a sweater with a mushroom basket, holding and smelling a mushroom.
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Sleepy Hayden @stillhayden.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Whoever could've predicted that trying to move my bookshelf that was packed with things without taking said things off would end up with me breaking it? No one possibly could have guessed this tragedy would occur, surely
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indui @monstermonger.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
He’s worried about stepping on flowers. He loves nature.
A chubby orange cat carefully steps down a bright, peaceful garden path
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Citizen X @mayoubhappy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Reminder that any political party trying to make it harder to vote is sending a clear message: they can't win on their ideas alone.
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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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🍀🩵Cindy💙🍀 @cindyandrewsmcgraw.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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Sleepy Hayden @stillhayden.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Why is good news always followed by bad? Like god damn universe please just let me be happy for one second.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
@caitiedelaney - the This Too isn't really Passing as quickly as I'd like
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Sleepy Hayden @stillhayden.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Also proud of my husband who had to do a scary but long awaited dental appointment and he's been handling it so well and I hope his healing is extra speedy because it's about time for him to not have to be in so much pain
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Sleepy Hayden @stillhayden.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I know I post about my ferret so much but I'm so proud of how he's doing right now. He came to me a year ago so sick injured and depressed he didn't want/couldnt to do anything and today he's trying to chase me down the hall at midnight letting out years of pent up energy. I'm so happy
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Sleepy Hayden @stillhayden.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Little guy had a big exam today. Got blood sugar meds for insulinoma. Has to come back & get an adrenal implant in a few weeks (his sugar was really low & vet wanted to get it raised + monitor the first meds reaction before adding another) all my fears were confirmed but at least he's getting help
Albino ferret in mesh pet carrier
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