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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 10h

I just can't get through these motion sickness drug (Nereus?) commercials without getting MST3K's "Mothercrabber" rap stuck in my head. "Threaten me? You must be delirious. I'm strictly serious, you can call me Nereus."

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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 18h

An improvement on the usual dead animal on his head

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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 20h

Can I get a bowl with black, pinto, and espresso

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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You can lose the words "who get front row seats"

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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

So he was in a deep position on "Dodgers win" I take it?

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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If freedom of religion is your voting issue, you must vote for Democrats. Otherwise you're only voting for oppression.

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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Double shift him, all 2 minutes of every PK, 30 minutes a night. He doesn't want to be here long-term, we don't need to worry about his long-term, do we?

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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My man looks like he's trying to pass himself off at the U.N. as the President of Space Rhodesia

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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

These boys should lose their fucking futures, the same way they would if they were caught planning to murder someone, which they may have been MAKE BOYS AFRAID OF BEING RAPISTS amp.idahostatesman.com/news/local/c...

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Boise police investigate alleged violent group chat at Timberline High

The Boise School District and Boise police are investigating a group chat in which students allegedly expressed a desire to take violent actions toward a female student.

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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Professional Hockey Franchise:Detroit Red Wings::Professional Movie: Manos: The Hands of Fate

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I know this isn’t useful but it’s weird how “the president should be coherent” was a Very Important Thing just a few years ago and then suddenly wasn’t.

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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When quizzing my daughter as to whether she has everything she needs ("Do you have laptop? Do you have your keys?") I will also ask if she has her henway.

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Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean’s Monster @bracketdobber.net · 03/10/2026

You want to really make kicks a challenge and make it impossible for that type of call? Top crossbar. Gotta get the ball in the frame.

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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's just to make us feel worse when the Red Wings average 1.2 goals per game

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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Yo dawg, I heard you like Air Crash Investigation, so I got you a crash so you could investigate yourself on Air Crash Investigation"

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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Eric Schmitt humiliated after confusing Iowa Hawkeyes with Hawk, from Season 2 of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century. Syndicated footage proves that Jack Smith was not on board the Searcher on February 3 and has never conspired with either Princess Ardala or the Draconians.

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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Stealing up 7-0, and running all the way home on the throw that gets away? Look that's on the Cubs to keep playing baseball, but the Padres clearly don't believe in karma.

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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Well, the point of the ads is that the shit is not on. So I'd guess they'd better change tactics, as the message is not getting through.

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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Or men's and women's basketball, for that matter

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Mr Smith is true you recently attended a football game with Buffalo Bill?! FROM SILENCE OF THE LAMBS?!" "No, the name of the team is the Buffalo Bills." "WHERE ARE THE GIRLS MR SMITH?!??!"

That fucking idiot Eric Schmitt questioning Jack Smith

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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Senator can't tell the difference between a men's pro team and a women's college one It ain't trans people disrespecting women's sports, it's Republicans

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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

<to Chiarot> That's going to be confusing. Mind if we call you Johansson just to keep it straight?

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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Is that where you leave a bottle of Gatorade out for Elijah?

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Congress can fund and staff the Federal Accountability and Fairness Oversight Commission

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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

So this must have taken purchase orders, specific contracting actions... And I'm sorry, all of those little people need to be prosecuted for their Hatch act violations. Yes, they should be behind the big dogs, but we need to establish the consequences for following illegal orders.

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Labor Campaign for Single Payer @labor4singlepayer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is what the latest research shows would happen for an average family if we moved to #MedicareForAll instead of a profit-driven, privatized health care system. WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

Threads post by @marks_wells_rector. Text reads:
"The new Yale Medicare-for-All study is bigger news than it's getting.
An average insured family of 4 pays about $10k/year today.
With M4A they will pay nothing unless they have income above $200K.
Above $200K: 6% only on income OVER $200K.
No premiums. No deductibles. No copays.
For most Americans, Medicare for All isn't a tax increase. It's a massive healthcare cost cut."

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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Atmosphere pulls out of Ed Sheeran concert tour

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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Nothing I stand forrrrrr Here's your culture warrrrr

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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Tried to kill Larkin (back when we liked him) and received no consequences, in fact Perron got 5 games for responding. Also pushed us around in a snow makeup back to back @OTT that started the first of the March collapse trends. But yes where are the Evilanche haters? Boooo

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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Once again, one of the primary reasons we have arrived at this point (completely out-of-control & unconstitutional abuse of executive power to conduct wildly illegal foreign policy) is that no one, including the most senior people involved, went to jail for the rest of their lives for Iran-Contra.

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J.J. @jjfromkansas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Like yeah, we do generally need to keep the energy of "how dare these people" and "we will prosecute them" The difference between Trump doing this and a progressive faction doing it is that theree are ACTUAL CRIMES to be prosecuted.

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I support Somali-Americans @adamrothman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Two arms marked China and Hegseth clasp over a caption that says "Examining the U.S. military's sensitive parts"

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Stevis will try to keep people safe @stevis23.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If you're scared walking within sight of, *the courthouse*, you're just a pants-shitting weenie. I used to park in front of the a police station on Chicago's South Side and walk to White Sox games. Barely even locked the car because honestly, if you stole it from there, you earned it. Same here.

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