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Steven Kelly

@stevinok.bsky.social
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Born to spreadsheet, forced to vibe kellycriterion.substack.com

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Seth Walder @sethwalder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Passing up 4th and a long 1 so you can go on 4th and 5 three minutes later
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Steven Kelly @stevinok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you think the Bears could get a 5th for Caleb Williams?
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Steven Kelly @stevinok.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Geno's season is why we all need to chill out with the declarative, definitive QB takes
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Steven Kelly @stevinok.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@sethwalder.bsky.social , thoughts on kicking to go up 6 there for MN?
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Steven Kelly @stevinok.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sometimes you just need to build a play-by-play game simulator and confuse yourself about the results. Are the Jags for real? Are the Giants good (lol)? Do we give Pittsburgh any credit for beating the 50th best QB in the NFL? Check it out: kellycriterion.substack.com/p/nfl-power-...
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Luke Braun @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
there is jj mccarthy everywhere for those with eyes to see
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Luke Braun @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
hey man why are you so down on the vikings this year? the vikings:
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Steven Kelly @stevinok.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I can't quit US Open Tiafoe
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Steven Kelly @stevinok.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@arif.bsky.social I just finished Thursday's Norse Code, and I have to say, Burrito Loco was goated. They used to run something like 30 cent wings on Wednesdays! There is a part of the human spirit that revels in self destruction and gluttony, and it was at home at bloco
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
WHAT ABOUT ALL THE EVIDENCE
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Steven Kelly @stevinok.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
We have to stop teaching people what Expected Value is, or at least require an exam before you can post about it online
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It's true, Odysseus should've been played by an actual Greek actor
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Both events, it must be stressed, are a direct result of exactly the kind of stupid-and-cruel warfighting that Pete Hegseth promised to bring to the US military and has delivered. Our army will become, by inches, more and more like the Russian one: cruel, incompetent, impotent, incapable, wicked.
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Balogun quit the fancy shit this is like watching KOC call red zone plays
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Act free to be free @mikerollin2.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Exhibit A Klo
Photo of Amy Klobuchar not wanting to do redistricting in Minnesota to fight against authoritarianism but yes wanting to appease fascists.
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Steven Kelly @stevinok.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Has to be a top 10 day in MN sports history
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 01/05/2026
For the first time in over a decade, the Minnesota Wild have advanced past the first round of the Stanley Cup playoffs 💥
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Steve Schulz @steveschulz.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
When considering block/charge, the refs must determine which one was the Timberwolf. Foul is on them.
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r/Timberwolves @rtimberwolves.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
awoo 51
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Leo S @yoleo.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Reminder: The Nuggets could've chosen the Rockets instead of the Wolves.
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Jonah Maves @hunchojman.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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Netglow @netglow.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Remember when Nickeil and Jaden had Jamal Murray blubbering in tears so he threw something on the court and didn’t even get a tech for it? 😹
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
rip to all the people excommunicated by the pope for their heresy but im different. and better. maybe even better than the pope
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kupperware.bsky.social @kupperware.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I DECLARE CEASEFIRE
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Steven Kelly @stevinok.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
And an uncharacteristic fuck up for an otherwise buttoned-up administration!
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
not a big Hillary Clinton fan but the way the media is protecting the public from the details of Kash fucking Patel's personal emails is impossible to ignore
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Perfect
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Eric Thompson @ericjthompson81.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Just in case you needed this today. No particular reason.
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Dane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
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Steven Kelly @stevinok.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Ahh, yes, a $70M WR
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Is the president mocking the U.S. women’s hockey team on a celebratory call with the men’s team going to attract even an iota of the sustained handwringing that the idea of trans athletes disadvantaging women’s sports has gotten
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 06/02/2026
Me when we are dominating at curling
Star-spangled Juelz Santana
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Jessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Reminder, here is how Skeleton is scored: - the bones are their money - so are the worms - the bones equal dollars - they will pull your hair up but not out - all they want is another chance at life
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE: "I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
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Matt Fries @friesfootball.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Last thought on Kwesi - whatever the "tension" in the Vikings' building was, I really, REALLY hope the idiots that wanted Aaron Rodgers to be QB of the Vikings didn't just win a power struggle.
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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Unfortunate that Kwesi was the only human on earth that had doubts regarding the long term viability of Sam Darnold.
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Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Not getting killed by ICE is easy, simply avoid driving a car or holding up your phone anywhere near wherever ICE is operating (everywhere)
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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry
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Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."
Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti
Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti

“We are heartbroken but also very angry.

Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact.

I do not throw around the ‘hero’ term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed. 

Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.
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Steven Kelly @stevinok.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The States' rights people sure are intellectually and morally consistent, huh?
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Very cool that Congress just renewed ICE's budget with absolutely zero concessions
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 24/01/2026
It is truly incredible to watch elected officials take the quiet/weak/cowardly path like they have a secret rejoinder of “well, what would you do in this situation, don’t judge” in their back pocket when they need it. Meanwhile thousands and thousands of _their own voters_ are risking life, for love
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Adam Isacson @adamisacson.com · 23/01/2026
When an ICE agent confronts you is "when your due process ends," says the member of Congress from the largest border district. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
“Training’s not going to fix this,” said Rep. Tony Gonzales (R-Texas). “This is really going to be a deescalation of people thinking they can harm agents or get away or evade. It has to be a point where people understand when they’re being confronted by an ICE agent, that’s at the end of the road. That’s not the beginning of the due process, it’s the end of the due process.”
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Minnesota Star Tribune @startribune.com · 24/01/2026
Man shot by federal agent in south Minneapolis www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
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cusoman 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @cusoman.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Sean Payton and getting the PI calls in OT to set him up for a playoff game win, name a better duo
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John @johnlk.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Christ, this (from Lizza's latest) is pretty fucking damning of...literally the entire media(?) What the fuck?
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Anna @annaharv.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
How many “Free ________” stickers am I going to need to put on my water bottle this year? Jesus Christ.
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