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steph m.

@stephmoney.bsky.social
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💖 she/her 🧶 mostly knitting, reading, and watching bad movies 🌲 living in the pnw 💻 engineering, support and odd jobs @buttondown.com

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 8h
Toad looked out of his window. “These messy leaves have covered everything,” said Toad.
Toad peeks out from his house, eyeing the swirling autumn leaves.

From "The Surprise"
In *Frog and Toad All Year*
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 14h
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Rebecca McCarthy - Game Writing & Narrative🔜 MCM Comic Con @rebeccamwrites.bsky.social · 10h
Dressmaker is a masterpiece.
I made a Garfield Dress
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steph m. @stephmoney.bsky.social · 10h
well, this is a mood
Screenshot of Amazon's "About you" page that reads "Favors CeraVe for skincare routine" and "Building crime fiction collection"
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steph m. @stephmoney.bsky.social · 10h
the fun thing about asthma is that every video i record sounds like the dang blair witch project
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Michael Feinberg @michael-feinberg.bsky.social · 17h
Your gentle reminder that the selection at @bookshop.org is just as good as at Amazon, and that using them doesn’t enrich someone who’s never missed an opportunity to fall on his knees and kiss an authoritarian’s jackboots. Seriously, what’s the point of “fuck you” money if you’re this servile?
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Rachel Holliday Smith @rachelholliday.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
animals-crushing-pumpkins season is actually so important to me. spiritually www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyVBE2hL/
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
10:53 PM • 10/4/26 • 1.3M Views
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Save for Web (Legacy)... @youarelistening.to · 28/09/2026
Glad he is finally being appreciated for some of his other talents
Sign from a restaurant in Belgium named “Mozart” with the tagline “More than just ribs”
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
tell me the vibe you are seeking and i will recommend you a gay romance novel (pls note if trashy is ok)
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steph m. @stephmoney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I forgot my bestie was in a meeting and just shook a giant box of sprinkles while yelling HAGELSLAAAAAAAAAG at her.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Please remember that for every VE Schwab and Stephen King, there are a lot of banned Black, queer, and POC writers you've never heard of, to whom it is maybe not a badge of honor but a denial of their voice. Being banned is not a marketing opportunity, unless one is already rich.
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steph m. @stephmoney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mentally, I'm here:
Taxidermy frog, sitting on a chamber pot
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steph m. @stephmoney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Very hard to get back to work after having entered the soul of Froggyland.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me tomorrow
COMING UP

GOBLIN TIME

image shows a man in a dracula costume with teeth out
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Pareidolia @pareidolia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
- What a week, Thomas! 🥴 - And it's only Thursday, Captain... 😧
Soviet traction unit and mining locomotive that both look sad and tired.
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
illustration, personal computing, magazine (1978) archive.org/details/Pers...
a man wearing glasses, wearing slippers, reading a personal computing magazine, sitting in a living room chair. his computer is on a table next to him and his cat is on top of the computer, leering over at the magazine.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is the speech every shitty loser abusive parasite narcissist boyfriend gives you when you break up with them.
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
just realized I don’t actually know who (what?) “Ed Sheeran” is
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Nick Wanserski @nickwans.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A smoking barefoot pet telling the HOA to fuck off
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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“I don’t take sides” means you’ve taken a side. And usually the shameful one.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we need more bats on here
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NullPointer 🍄 @nuiipointer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The sound I make since age 35 when I get up from the couch
Supermarket aisle sign that says “HOOAEG”. (Apparently it means season in Estonian).
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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steph m. @stephmoney.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’ve never intentionally clicked Google Shopping
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 25/03/2026
mood
linocut of a black cat snarling and biting someone on the forearm
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steph m. @stephmoney.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
(NOTHING TO SEE HERE)
A wall with scratches in the shape of a mountain range. There’s a piece of blue tape that reads “(NOTHING TO SEE HERE)”A wall painted grey and green. There’s a board over the window and you can see plants behind it.
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Olivia Computer @olivia.computer · 13/09/2026
I don’t know what this is really about but it got my imagination going today.
A DVD called “Squirrel Wars and how to win them” with a sticker indicating it is the property of the Fayetteville Public Library in Fayetteville, Arkansas.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Some of you have never audited your cats and it shows. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of a light skinned man wearing a button up shirt and trousers, seated at a folding card table that is piled with an assortment of paper items that look like they could be envelopes or receipts or who knows what. He is hunched over in concentration, looking at the papers and has a pen in his hand. Also on the table is a black-and-white tuxedo cat who seems to be supervising this paperwork. 
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tweet from @thamosdeaf
As a boy i always knew i wanted to grow up and use two factor authentication to access fast food reward points on an app
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steph m. @stephmoney.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yall are sleeping on the show Adults
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There are probably some people in your life you'll want to send this to after you read it.
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 12/09/2026
Oh, so you think American manufacturing has lost its innovative edge? Three words: Sushi Hot Wheels
Hot Wheels car in the shape of tuna sushi
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steph m. @stephmoney.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
buffet danglers
A sign on a wooden door, with a handwritten message reading “FOUND FOOTAGE FEST”
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steph m. @stephmoney.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Idk where I heard this, but I think maybe he’s the devil’s son?
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steph m. @stephmoney.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The vinyl is gorgeous. But I realllly want the posters and Run game
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steph m. @stephmoney.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
oh no im going to buy this arent i
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steph m. @stephmoney.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Every year I wonder if a $400 pumpkin-shaped braising pan would fix me.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BREAKING: a whistleblower has just quit company wikiHow, warning that within ten years, advanced wikiHow illustrations may kill us all
wikihow tutorial illustration with a man in baseball cap and pink shirt partially crouching, hands on thighs, and pivoting counterclockwise as shown by red arrows. Caption reads, "how to discretely get your balls unstuck from your thigh"
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 10/09/2026
Answering all my doctor's questions with "that's a great question"
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steph m. @stephmoney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
what about the standard iphone 17, that folds in half so i can fit my phone in my pocket? and i just never unfold it?
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steph m. @stephmoney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bigger phone isn't a good thing! I need smaller!
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
(1/2) Air to Ground Message: HI. SOMEBODY VOMITTED ALL OVER THE L2 LAV. A FOR EFFORT - THEY COVERED EVERY INCH OF IT. IF THERE WERE PUKING OLYMPICS THIS WOULD BE A GOLD MEDAL FOR SURE. THAT SAID WE NEED THE GOLD MEDALLIST CLEANERS IN LIR TO DAL WITH THAT. THANKS. Area: Cayman Islands Type:
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 08/09/2026
PEOPLE WITH LIBERAL ARTS DEGREES: so while i see there is utility to the system, i’m more or less morally opposed to their current constructs and have big concerns over the business structure and environmental impact WEB CODER: so i met God today,
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steph m. @stephmoney.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is the best news! Alberta has been a donut desert for too long!
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 07/09/2026
My local mockingbirds can mimic a half dozen different car alarms. They can string those alarm sounds together in novel ways. This does not mean they have a driver’s license.
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
new vision board brought to you by Family Feud
Money!
SEX 
DEATH/OF MY ENEMY
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 08/09/2026
you HAVE to get on board with beanie babies. beanie babies are going to leave you behind. you must devote your time to studying all the new beanie babies and how it impacts yuor life. also theyre alive and im in love with iggy the iguana
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