Reposted by Stellio_CantosIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 14480421971
Reposted by Stellio_CantosEmily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend 5695403403
Reposted by Stellio_CantosKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I wish there were a single sentence that could simultaneously encapsulate and explain every single problem we have in modern society. 392522501
Reposted by Stellio_Cantosjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety 3569951627
Reposted by Stellio_CantosStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots. 15786392558
Reposted by Stellio_CantosUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Yeah I can tell you're a lifelong Democrat by your willingness to throw marginalized groups under the bus. 472045456
Reposted by Stellio_CantosBugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i'm wishing you all a very Don't Get The Discord Subpoenaed Day to all who observe 423243
Reposted by Stellio_CantosDaniel Deng @ddengart.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Ocarina of Time Link and Saria 31105702716
Stellio_Cantos @stelliocantos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Sometimes, life's a bitch and then you keep on living. 000
Stellio_Cantos @stelliocantos.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Idk if it's more annoying to be compared to mustard or that I am indeed mustard... 000
Reposted by Stellio_Cantosbig bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time 216167614235
Reposted by Stellio_CantosTolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 02/09/2026"You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common: they don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views, which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering." 5557142
Reposted by Stellio_CantosCameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Years ago I worried that nobody would die to defend a late capitalist liberal order from a fascist insurgency but luckily the fascist insurgency also sucks shit. 1804
Stellio_Cantos @stelliocantos.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Love a community. Really hating what we call society.. 010
Stellio_Cantos @stelliocantos.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Sometimes, I really do wish I could open up to people.. but that's dangerous thinking. 000
Reposted by Stellio_CantosBugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 21/08/2026saying "fabreeze" like "da bears" 1382
Reposted by Stellio_Cantosrachel🎃kendra @rachelkendra.com · 20/08/2026What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only. 2132
Stellio_Cantos @stelliocantos.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Nothing like learning about a performer I'd love to see live 2 months after their show in my area has occured. Algorithm kinda sucks for that lol 000
Stellio_Cantos @stelliocantos.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Aight. So, shower beer/drink didn't do it for me (good for you if it does). But shower weed vape sure does do it for me. 000
Reposted by Stellio_CantosGroovyShelly @groovyshelly.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I'd love to credit whoever wrote this. No idea. But I'm 100% with its message. When I think of how the '80s ethos, "Greed is Good" has metastasized, it surprises and depresses me. Imagine having so many millions, hundred of millions, even billions & caring about nothing except your own vanity. 624177884820
Reposted by Stellio_CantosAutumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 05/08/2026"Pronouns used to be a funny joke, Hank. Until the government tried to tell me I couldn't use them anymore. So now I'm adamant about making sure trans people are gendered right. Not for their sake. But because I'll be damned if the US government is going to tell me what words I can and can't use." 263941828
Reposted by Stellio_Cantosweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I want somethin' else To get me through this 221505244
Reposted by Stellio_Cantosdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I'm begging for leftists to add an ounce of justice to their politics. 416235
Reposted by Stellio_CantosChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Mobile Suit Gundam: [Cat walks on a keyboard] 324168
Stellio_Cantos @stelliocantos.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Also, turning into the worst week to get hit with bad luck.. c'est la vie and fuck me, I guess. 000
Stellio_Cantos @stelliocantos.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Days off are for people with money, I guess. 000
Reposted by Stellio_CantosMatthew Hodson @matthewhodson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026JK Rowling uses her Harry Potter money to fund lawsuits against companies that support trans rights so no, I do not care what Hogwarts house you are in. 121868600
Reposted by Stellio_CantosGod @thegodshow.com · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham died the way he lived, as a minor distraction from Mitch McConnell 369183042669
Reposted by Stellio_Cantos🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 12/07/2026*blowing cigarette smoke right in the face of everyone who just woke up to the news* "We already did all the jokes" 434104554
Stellio_Cantos @stelliocantos.bsky.social · 09/07/2026There's a lot about life (my own as well as *gestures broadly*) I truly do not care for (trying very hard not to say hate), but having both my cats asleep next to me is really keeping me alive. 020
Reposted by Stellio_CantosKinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Reposting because of the sony news 63217828839
Reposted by Stellio_CantosAgui!🌻 @aguichart.bsky.social · 01/07/2026If buying isn’t ownership, piracy isn’t theft 3392654125
Stellio_Cantos @stelliocantos.bsky.social · 01/07/2026If you're lonely when you're alone, you are in bad company. 000
Reposted by Stellio_Cantosdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Katie Tightpussy is Kamala Harris's Light Yagami. 322335
Reposted by Stellio_CantosShivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Trans rights are human rights. If we cannot protect the rights of the most vulnerable population of society, not a single one of us has rights. 0875324
Reposted by Stellio_CantosBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 27/06/2026🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ 284222498
Reposted by Stellio_CantosHeather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Older lady peeped the rainbow flag on my bike, asked in a thick Russian accent “It’s your Pride?” She told me her youngest grandchild is “not she berry or he berry but no berry.” I said “Nonbinary?” She got so excited. Yes! Yes! And “Is a secret, but they are my“ *looks around, whispers* “favorite.” 141194544178
Stellio_Cantos @stelliocantos.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Weird how Father's day hit me this year. Doesn't usually go this way at all lol. Anyways.. 000
Stellio_Cantos @stelliocantos.bsky.social · 22/06/2026(Glad no real humans read any of this lol) but man, some days are just crushing for no good reason.. 000
Stellio_Cantos @stelliocantos.bsky.social · 22/06/2026*sigh...* I wish big sad would wait til I was done with work to hit like a truck. 000
Stellio_Cantos @stelliocantos.bsky.social · 14/06/2026That pain you felt was everything you knew was coming. 000
Reposted by Stellio_CantosChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10/06/2026The Dana Carvey Show was ahead of its time for a lot of reasons not least of which is the now-prescient sketch “skinheads from Maine” 330750
Reposted by Stellio_CantosMicah @rincewind.run · 09/06/2026“if you died nothing in my life would change”: a twitter exchange about a pizza “face god and walk backwards into hell”: a dril tweet about hollering at zoo animals “you cannot kill me in a way that matters”: a tumblr shitpost about mushrooms 3462611665
