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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 8h
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 25/09/2026
Wait you guys are getting job interviews?
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danvargue.bsky.social @danvargue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
109 years ago, on September 23, 1917, Rodolfo Guzmán Huerta, better known by his ring name El Santo, was born. To this day, Santo remains the most beloved wrestler of all time. The man had more in common with Batman than Stone Cold and is still a cultural icon 42 years after his death.
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm telling you guys, you gotta put killcodes in the games you make now and hold them hostage. Day 0 patch set to automatically apply and delete everything if you aren't there to manually pause it. Go full Pandora Tomorrow. Your bosses don't know anything about coding, they can't fix it!
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
MUCH RESPECT TO PEOPLE NICER THAN ME
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👻 Gordon Little 🎃 @gord.games · 18/09/2026
My eldest girl's 16th birthday is very soon and since we recently played most of the @remedygames.com games this summer together (Alan Wake, Control, Alan Wake 2), she wanted an Alan Wake themed cake. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you... Alan Cake. (Please tell @samlakewrites.bsky.social)
A photo cake with the Alan Wake logo image turned into Alan Cake.The Alan Wake logo image turned into Alan Cake via photoshop.
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Bobsession @bobservo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i'll remember him best for playing one of TV's funniest characters
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is, in its defense, exactly as scientific as the real one
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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Samus Ballin
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
there's going to be a bunch of replies and quotes of this saying "well actually that's this band and they're good" and i'm here to tell you that no they aren't
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT, PLEASE ACCEPT THESE WALLPAPERS AS AN ACT OF DIPLOMACY.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The predictable Discourse is starting and I'm going to take a strong stand here: you can both want to abolish ICE and laugh really, really hard at Milo Yiannopoulos getting arrested by ICE after a decade of stoking the ethnonationalist hatred that led us to this point
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
HEAR THEY GOT A COMPUTER FOR THAT NOW.
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 27/08/2026
that’s right
my new SKA AND PRO WRESTLING ARE THE ONLY LEGITIMATE FORMS OF ART shirt
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
not that anything matters anymore but the province is named after the lake
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columbologist @columbologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
91.8% of players, having waited nearly 20 years for MGS4 to be playable on anything other than PS3, booted the game and immediately made a beeline for a statue's dick
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 24/08/2026
metal gear solid master collection volume 2 comes out on thursday
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
mfer said paino
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statk @statk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Saw Camp Miasma over the weekend and it was awesome. As an annoying bisexual who also points out split diopter shots when watching anything with my partner, I feel seen
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in the pocket of Big Tenant @allezlesboulez.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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ncnvrgnt @inconvergent.net · 15/08/2026
cybercrime should probably be illegal regardless of how much linear algebra was involved
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Making some Mission Hill fanart
The girl formerly known as Kevin French has transitioned. Gus says to her "Congratulations on becoming yourself, kid. It's rough out there for girls like you. Here. Take these brass knuckles." She looks reluctant to take them. Wally yells "GUS! Stop scaring her!"
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Bex 🖤🏴 @thinlyveiledtruth.cryptoanarchy.network · 03/08/2026
"meep meep ass location" i cannot breathe omfg 💀
The quoted post reads "Liminal Stop Sign," Monument Valley, Utah. The image shows a very isolated stop sign at an intersection of what is presumably a highway. It is a desert climate, with two towering rock formations in the background, and a perfectly clear sky. 

When I tell you it looks EXACTLY like a still from the Warner Brothers Wile E Coyote cartoon.

The quote says "meep meep ass location." It was here where I stopped being able to breathe.

(Meep meep is the sound the Roadrunner makes, whom Wile E Coyote kept trying to kill with elaborate schemes that would backfire in the most hilarious ways)

I'm still giggling at this one.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
this is a dead kennedys album cover
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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the words "Koyaanisqatsi: Free with ads" are really doing something in my head. nothing particularly good, I think. but it's happening
youtube thumbnail for Koyaanisqatsi with a "free with ads" label under it
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statk @statk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
aw fuck
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statk @statk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
the other month @raspbearyart.bsky.social said he wanted a fun bag that was just a giant pack of cigs; so I made it. He can even vape through it
a purse that looks like an oversized pack of cigarettes with a gold chain
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Amal El-Mohtar @amalelmohtar.com · 27/07/2026
wanted to contribute to Odyssey discourse but unfortunately nothing I could say is better commentary than bsky's post settings
screenshot of bluesky's Post interaction settings showing two radio buttons you can toggle to change who can reply: on the left, "Anyone," and on the right, "Nobody." 

I've selected "Nobody" for the screenshot.
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Jack Saint @lackingsaint.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
No fuck off we're not calling this "Millennial grey" this shit was dictated completely by boomer retiree house flippers we absolutely had NO say in this
Millennial grey

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
A kitchen with beige grey floors, drab walls, brushed steel appliances, and grey granite countertops.
Grey floors and furnishings are said to appeal to Millennial tastes.
Millennial grey refers to a desaturated colour scheme that is said to appeal to the interior design sensibilities of the Millennial Generation in the early 21st century.[1] Cultural historian Kassia St. Clair attributed its widespread adoption to a desire among Millennials for "a flexible, sensible choice that will last years, hide any stains, and can be adapted to different schemes."[1] Some have diagnosed Millennial grey as a reaction to the warm hues of the late 20th century.[2]

Millennial grey is polarising, particularly when used with imitation-wood-texture sheet vinyl flooring, which many describe as depressing, soulless, or corporate.[3][4] Although attributed to Millennials, the grey colour scheme is often chosen by house flippers, vacation rental owners, or other people who do not actually live in the greyed properties.[3] Thus, the occupant of the property—Millennial or not—has little say in its colour scheme, particularly when deployed for fixtures such as flooring.[4] The greying may have been driven, in part, by a desire to prepare properties for sale in a manner thought to be least offensive to the average buyer.[5] Given the housing crises gripping many countries in the early to mid-21st century, buyers and renters may feel they have no choice but to accept a property decked in Millennial grey.[4]

To the extent that Millennial grey is said to be enjoyed by Millennials, it is also said to be loathed by Generation Z.[1][2]
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 17/07/2026
I’m so happy for them
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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
*hacker voice* I’m in
Crude drawing of herbie hancock inside a rack of audio equipment
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skinslip is already a spooky name @skinslip.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Nine inch Nails but it's just the Nintendo 64 logo 2.25 times to spell NiN
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
listening to 'head like a hole' as a wish and a prayer for revenge. as opposed to when it was on the radio as a kid and we appreciated it as trent singing about getting a hummer
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statk @statk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
finally finished cross stitching my fav panel from @achewood-official.bsky.social! 3 colors, ~52k stitches, and about a year to complete #achewood #crossstitch
A cross stitched comic panel from the Achewood comic. The piece is matted inside a green and gold frameSingle panel from the Achewood comic https://achewood.com/2004/02/03/title.html
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 07/07/2026
The early days of the internet truly were a different time. Chatrooms; personal websites; creatures called Digimon, born from data, who became our dear friends and cherished companions; ebaum’s world
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 23/06/2026
i think it was a mistake for indexes to break their own rules to let space x in and i think they will come to regret it
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That Tom Hall @thattomhall.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
RIP Bobby Prince. His music legacy will live on, making inspired music for Commander Keen, Wolfenstein 3D, DOOM, countless others. A true legend. And such a nice man, great musician, wonderful, fun-loving man, nothing but happy memories of him. A loss to the world.
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
flowchart image

Maladaptive pattern: forget to feed my army > they die > i'm a bad general

After cognitive restructuring: forget to feed my army > learn the Foul Arts> Skeleton army
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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Soon Americans won't even be able to imagine a burger...
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
me and the homies gonna touch the fuzzies that get us dizzy
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