Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 32mthis is all because Seth MacFarlane read Dungeon Crawler Carl 000
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026At least this is the last game we have to see Espada "managing" 🧡💙 020
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Glad we decided to lose this game in one inning today #Astros 010
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026ha at least the #Astros actually scored runs today 😤 020
Reposted by LaineyBrooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I wouldn't mind a second and longer and more thorough MeToo tbqh 571935333
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it'd be even cooler if the #astros could score anything 😍 050
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it would be so cool if our pitchers could get outs 000
Reposted by LaineyArchbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you’re a true Astros fan, you never had a doubt about this season. All of us #RealOnes knew this thing was locked up in April. 3272
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it's a crime we don't get to see this for over another month 💔 010
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Astros just because the Rangers lost doesn't mean you have to match them 🙄 020
Reposted by Laineyshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 21/09/2026among other things, this is disqualifying for his inevitable potus run. if you won’t stand up to the billionaires and you can’t tell when they’re lying (which is always), you’re no better than what we have now. 701866450
Reposted by LaineyBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Do you ever read a series of words 1084055566
Reposted by Laineyamanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Alex Driggars at the Austin Statesman tweeted a photo of the traffic camera at the intersection of today's ICE shooting in Austin. Just went and checked, and this is from 4 minutes ago. Crowd not leaving. 6970239
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 18/09/2026omg I'm so impressed that its only gonna take one movie to take it down 033
Reposted by LaineyBryan Edward Stone (שָׁלוֹם) @bestonetx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The governor of Texas depicting his Latina opponent on a Loteria card is the kind of racism he has so far failed to condemn from other Republican candidates. 919353
Reposted by LaineyWinter @caninesinzone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026NEW CAT JUST DROPPEDstatic.klipy.comNASA Rover Mission Control CelebrationALT: NASA Rover Mission Control Celebration 08440
Reposted by LaineyMichael Harriot @michaelharriot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Notice how those “apolitical” people ALWAYS end up siding with the oppressors 584663921
Reposted by LaineySPOOKY GINNY | COMMS CLOSED @ginnythebear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026SHE WANTS YOU TO HATE WATCH HER SHOW. DO NOT HATE WATCH HER SHOW. DO NOT HATE WATCH THE TRAILERS. DO NOT HATE WATCH ANYTHING ABOUT IT. LET IT ROT. 361334758
Reposted by LaineyTamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 14/09/2026btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at. 6072192561
Reposted by LaineyCasey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Ed Sheeran is a pathetic little piss baby 21883103
Reposted by LaineyAnna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026trying to make new friends as an adult 109115502045
Reposted by Laineyvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections 555443945
Reposted by LaineyNatAsh Snyder Williams @anateforfate.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Breaking news: water wet 28614
Reposted by LaineyChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It’s so fucked up they let Zuck do shit after the Metaverse. You shouldn’t be able to run a company after that shit. 513402315
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 10/09/2026man how stupid do you have to be to not have a good idea for the Muppet show 020
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 09/09/2026we gotta solve global warming I don't think Texas weatherpeople can go on much longer 020
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I knew as soon as they put it out all at once that it was a goner 💔 130
Reposted by LaineyAmanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Babe, do you want to kiss in front of the Leia Choking Jabba The Hutt statue at the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art 😳👉👈 443038544
Reposted by LaineyPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i love that this has had literally no impact on my day lol 2376631727
Reposted by LaineyMatt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise. 47126033780
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Coyote vs Acme deserves to make a billion just for its needle drop 000
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 01/09/2026its gonna be so funny seeing people get really into this when we don't have regular baseball next year 000
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 28/08/2026everyone should get in the habit of checking it weekly knowing the bozos we have in charge 💀 010
Reposted by Lainey13th Jedi @13thjedi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Still thinking about how fucking cool this scene is. 45410
Reposted by LaineyCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Dems too busy being Islamaphobic about a liftbro on Twitch in the name of "fighting antisemitism" to notice that ICE has been going hog wild on the down low since Homan took over for Bovino and told the Gestapo to be a bit more subtle 161996565
Reposted by LaineyXEECEE @xeecee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I love this picture. I had to paint him 162710618
Reposted by LaineyChris DeRose @scratchyderose.bsky.social · 26/08/2026RIP king…nobody played baddies like you. 💔 132738765
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 26/08/2026imagine the fit this guy would throw if by some miracle Texas flipped blue 100
Reposted by LaineyDanny Lore @weredawgz.blacksky.app · 26/08/2026Okay I’m pretty sure that trump or McConnell are doing dark rituals to cheat death and put other folks in line in front of them 37321
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Post your favorite Star Wars character!static.klipy.comStar Wars Hera Syndulla: I'm at my bestALT: Star Wars Hera Syndulla: I'm at my best 010
Reposted by LaineyMikki Kendall @karnythia.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026The good news is that it is likely AI so no actual child posed for this image. It is already off the shelves and they have apologized. The bad news is that they laid off or failed to replace basically everyone that was in a position to prevent this from happening so it will happen again. 22406113
Reposted by LaineyJustina Ireland @justinaireland.com · 24/08/2026Ahh, back to school. That magical time of the year when teachers have to crowdfund to get basic supplies for their classrooms. 0121