Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I love being an Agents of SHIELD fan I get to stay a clown forever 💙 030
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The Yankees have the same amount of wins in October as the Astros do 010
Reposted by LaineyIGN @ign.com · 07/10/2026The Dungeons & Dragons and Magic: The Gathering teams at Wizards of the Coast have just announced they're unionizing. In a letter of demands, the union has urged Hasbro and Wizards of the Coast leaders to stop pushing generative AI. bit.ly/4hMhPzG 6673962272
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Texans also make sure to take time to learn what we're all voting for because I didn't know there was 47 different races where I am 💀 010
Reposted by LaineyTaniel @taniel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If you're in these states, *TODAY* is deadline to register to vote. Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, Texas. Even if you think you've registered: doesn't hurt to check! And there's a lot happening across them. A thread with stakes on each. ⬇️ 2219021697
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Texans PLEASE make sure you're still registered to vote today is the last day! goelect.txelections.civixapps.com/ivis-mvp-ui/...goelect.txelections.civixapps.comIvisMvpUi 001
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 04/10/2026okay but why do different roofs have different rules??? 000
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026this is all because Seth MacFarlane read Dungeon Crawler Carl 010
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026At least this is the last game we have to see Espada "managing" 🧡💙 020
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Glad we decided to lose this game in one inning today #Astros 010
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026ha at least the #Astros actually scored runs today 😤 020
Reposted by LaineyBrooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I wouldn't mind a second and longer and more thorough MeToo tbqh 571937334
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it'd be even cooler if the #astros could score anything 😍 050
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it would be so cool if our pitchers could get outs 000
Reposted by LaineyArchbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you’re a true Astros fan, you never had a doubt about this season. All of us #RealOnes knew this thing was locked up in April. 3272
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it's a crime we don't get to see this for over another month 💔 010
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Astros just because the Rangers lost doesn't mean you have to match them 🙄 020
Reposted by Laineyshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 21/09/2026among other things, this is disqualifying for his inevitable potus run. if you won’t stand up to the billionaires and you can’t tell when they’re lying (which is always), you’re no better than what we have now. 691864450
Reposted by LaineyBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Do you ever read a series of words 1084063568
Reposted by Laineyamanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Alex Driggars at the Austin Statesman tweeted a photo of the traffic camera at the intersection of today's ICE shooting in Austin. Just went and checked, and this is from 4 minutes ago. Crowd not leaving. 6970239
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 18/09/2026omg I'm so impressed that its only gonna take one movie to take it down 033
Reposted by LaineyBryan Edward Stone (שָׁלוֹם) @bestonetx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The governor of Texas depicting his Latina opponent on a Loteria card is the kind of racism he has so far failed to condemn from other Republican candidates. 919253
Reposted by LaineyWinter @caninesinzone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026NEW CAT JUST DROPPEDstatic.klipy.comNASA Rover Mission Control CelebrationALT: NASA Rover Mission Control Celebration 08440
Reposted by LaineyMichael Harriot @michaelharriot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Notice how those “apolitical” people ALWAYS end up siding with the oppressors 584660921
Reposted by LaineySPOOKY GINNY | COMMS CLOSED @ginnythebear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026SHE WANTS YOU TO HATE WATCH HER SHOW. DO NOT HATE WATCH HER SHOW. DO NOT HATE WATCH THE TRAILERS. DO NOT HATE WATCH ANYTHING ABOUT IT. LET IT ROT. 361336759
Reposted by LaineyTamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 14/09/2026btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at. 6072212561
Reposted by LaineyCasey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Ed Sheeran is a pathetic little piss baby 21884103
Reposted by LaineyAnna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026trying to make new friends as an adult 108115472044
Reposted by Laineyvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections 555444945
Reposted by LaineyNatAsh Snyder Williams @anateforfate.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Breaking news: water wet 28614
Reposted by LaineyChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It’s so fucked up they let Zuck do shit after the Metaverse. You shouldn’t be able to run a company after that shit. 513402315
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 10/09/2026man how stupid do you have to be to not have a good idea for the Muppet show 020
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 09/09/2026we gotta solve global warming I don't think Texas weatherpeople can go on much longer 020
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 08/09/2026you could tell he was having the time of his life :') I'm just glad they at least got to tell a complete story. 010
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I knew as soon as they put it out all at once that it was a goner 💔 130
Reposted by LaineyAmanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Babe, do you want to kiss in front of the Leia Choking Jabba The Hutt statue at the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art 😳👉👈 443039543
Reposted by LaineyPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i love that this has had literally no impact on my day lol 2376611727
Reposted by LaineyMatt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise. 47126113781
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Coyote vs Acme deserves to make a billion just for its needle drop 000
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 01/09/2026its gonna be so funny seeing people get really into this when we don't have regular baseball next year 000
Lainey @starrysyndulla.bsky.social · 28/08/2026everyone should get in the habit of checking it weekly knowing the bozos we have in charge 💀 010