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@starinari.bsky.social
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streamer, “youtuber”, failure they/them youtube.com/starinari

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kris @starinari.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
sending this absolutely life changing question to my big bro
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kris @starinari.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I HAVE ONE DAY TO PLAY DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5 BEFORE THE NEW STAR FOX COMES OUT AND THEN NEW RHYTHM HEAVEN IN A WEEK😵‍💫
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kris @starinari.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
wow… i could kiss her allllll day 😵‍💫
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Gitaroo Man will have a Platinum trophy www.exophase.com/game/gitaroo... out tomorrow (June 16) and available on PS+ Premium
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kris @starinari.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
the nintendo music app now having the mario 3 ska cover from mkw actually makes it the best music streaming service, sorry i don’t make the rules
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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Timeless slander image
PS4
Cinematic
Third Person
Over The Shoulder
Action
Game

E
EDGE

Bad Dog

Sony Compoot
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kris @starinari.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
twas haircut time once again
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
playing through subspace emissary again reminding me that i didnt know what kid icarus was when i first played brawl (8) and i thought that nintendo just wanted to add an angel from heaven into the mix. Heaven rep
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kris @starinari.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
i’m yarnbombing the Arby’s like it’s yoshi’s wooly world
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Will Koehler @willk3d.com · 27/06/2025
I'm friend-pilled and buddy-maxxing
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Birthright citizenship is a Constitutional RIGHT. Any attack on it is an attack on us all. This is an attempt by far-right justices to attack immigrant communities and remove protections from any American who questions Trump. Your rights are nonnegotiable. We can’t compromise on that basic fact.
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 03/06/2025
Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I was panicked that my 7-year-old might freak out during the face melting scene in Indiana Jones but she said "I guess he shouldn't have opened that" as seriously as possible and I've been crying laughing for 10 minutes
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kris @starinari.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
ok now i have decided i want to start doing posts like this when i do get a few pickups but here’s all my pickups for the last like 2-3 years lol
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Azalea @azs-calzones.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
going live with @starinari.bsky.social to play some more pokemon soul link!! check us out! www.twitch.tv/cals_calzones
twitch.tv
Cals_Calzones - Twitch
Hi! I'm Az! I mostly play games on other people's streams but sometimes I'll play stuff here. They/them
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/03/2025
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Jazz The JRPG Queen 👑❤️🎮 @jazzlikestogame.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
This game is just the best isn’t it?!
Chrono Trigger. The whole party standing together at the top and then the bottom a few party members are fighting a monster. ⚔️
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law an executive order is not a law
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
You should laugh at anyone who says the president should have unlimited power because he was elected. His power has to be limited *because* he's the president. This is fifth grade level social studies
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Nestled Naga @nestlednaga.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Sketch vs. final #mewtwo #pokemon
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
here, take this
Image of someone holding large Metapod plush
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/02/2025
transgender will never go away
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lamby @neogeo.pet · 18/02/2025
🌻🌾🌼🌤️ furret fields ☁️
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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.
A parking lot showing a cybertruck in one spot, next to a car that has built a cybertruck-esque shell around it out of green plastic. It's really hard to describe exactly how silly this vehicle looks next to the green car.
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God @thegodshow.com · 16/02/2025
Don’t you just love how the people who wanted school open during the pandemic think we don’t need a Department of Education?
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kris @starinari.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
i can feel this shiny hunt calling to me again like the green goblin mask 😵‍💫
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/02/2025
New OmniGrain Cheerios Made With Every Existing Grain On Earth theonion.com/new-omn...
New OmniGrain Cheerios Made With Every Existing Grain On Earth
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Pablo Manríquez @pabloreports.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
"We have a responsibility as a party to block absolutely everything when they are putting a match to the federal government." — @aoc.bsky.social on IG live just now
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Reecee 🎃 @reecee.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Serious Koops
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kris @starinari.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
fuckign god wtf going on bruh this life shit is so ass 😭 whatever happened to people being nice 😭
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
A simple way to let go of the past and redirect your negative energy is to add more cheese to your pasta
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
My New Year’s resolution is to eat at a Cheesecake Factory
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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
my IN/OUT for 2025: • experiences over things • in-person hangs over texting • productive hobbies/learning something new over idle scrolling • dressing up for the hell of it vs. not • making your corner of the world better over perpetual dread the only way I’ll stay sane
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Stealth40k @stealth40k.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Akitoshi Kawazu told Famitsu how excited he is for Switch 2: "The successor to the Nintendo Switch that Nintendo will announce in 2025 and the corresponding market strategy that Nintendo will develop. I'm looking forward to it as both a user and a creator." www.famitsu.com/article/2024...
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
one major improvement i've seen in the world over the course of my lifetime is the emergence of lightly-salted sweets. i just swung by a bakery to pick up a chocolate chip cookie and it had the slightest flaking of kosher salt on it. that shit went crazy. i think we're doing great in that department
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Raul Volpato *Recovering* @raul-volp.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
The cowardice of game remakes is that they always chose celebrated titles to remake and use the most modern standard systems to adapt while they should tackle those flawed games that have troubled developments of budget cuts that never reached their full potential, those need remakes.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
they’re calling it the greatest ratio of all time, folks
Kekius Maximus
• @elonmusk• 12/4/23
Tried, but didn't like doing crime. GTA5 required shooting police officers in the opening scene.
Just couldn't do it.

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@stillgray •12/4/23
I'm glad shooting cops in Cyberpunk 2077 is completely optional. Never finished GTA5 either.

Kristi Yamaguccimane
@TheWapplehouse 12/5/23
The Blue Whale's vagina is now the second biggest pussy in the world behind you three
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 29/12/2024
Robert Eggers says #HomeAlone is a masterpiece "I watch this once a year ... It’s a timeless movie. It is impeccably photographed. Unlike many movies in this kind of genre, it’s not overshot. It’s a really well-crafted film" (via Konbini)
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
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kris @starinari.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
just realized i can keep playing through the kingdom hearts games with my partner now and i CANNOT wait til we have a day off together so they can start experiencing birth by sleep
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 29/12/2024
wish I had cheeseburger money
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kris @starinari.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
just got so high and then as soon as i finished smoking this started playing holy shit im on the moon rn im on donmey Kong island hi diddy
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kris @starinari.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Nintendo music app coming in clutch since my YouTube premium ran out
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Mel DeSilva @meldesilva.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
This is the best image I’ve seen to explain to the average person why trickle down economics doesn’t work.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/12/2024
an actually good movie about the empty venality of the american media is of course NETWORK. an actually good movie about blithe indifference to a looming threat is JAWS.
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