Stankloaf @stankloaf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026When you're staying at a hotel are you quiet out in the hallways or are you - let's carry on a conversation like we're in our backyard and the neighbor's mowing his lawn 000
Stankloaf @stankloaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The gf insist on doing the packing before a vacation so she can whine incessantly about having to pack. 000
Reposted by StankloafRedville Zoo @redvillezoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We lost our liability insurance & temp closed but reopened without it because the courts seized most of our assets anyway. What's anyone going to get from us in a lawsuit? We have a minihorse who hates children, a concussed goat, the aviary is local pigeons & our zebra is just a donkey with alopecia 3749
Stankloaf @stankloaf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026One thing I've noticed being retired is while I was working I was always trying to kill time but now, I'm trying not to waste any of it. 010
Reposted by StankloafJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Kids today will never know the simple pleasures of painting a buffalo with blood on a cave wall, or being buried in a pyramid with your master. 512730
Stankloaf @stankloaf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Just got off a flight and it occurred to me that people sitting in First Class are either good with their money or make poor decisions with their money. 010
Reposted by StankloafCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I've nearly finished a book detailing Gandhi's 3 week-long hunger strike. It's a fast read. 48126
Stankloaf @stankloaf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It's funny that people think Mitch McConnell was ever competent to begin with. 010
Stankloaf @stankloaf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The reason we don't see photos of Trump at Ground Zero is because he told reporters "No pictures please, I'm a man of modesty, this I can tell you." 020
Stankloaf @stankloaf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Guys, have you ever been to a sanitary landfill? It does not smell sanitary, AT ALL! 020
Stankloaf @stankloaf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Of all the things I don't want to make an effort is up there near the top. 011
Stankloaf @stankloaf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Thai Fusion means peruse the menu and then find another place to eat. 020
Stankloaf @stankloaf.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Many people don't know the 'br' is silent in that statement. 010
Reposted by StankloafNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Put the flags at half mast immediately 420831
Stankloaf @stankloaf.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I hope he and Trump go close enough together that we can get all of our street dancing out of the way at once. #twofer 000
Reposted by StankloafFrank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 20/08/2026There’s a recall of blueberries, thanks to one very prominent dingleberrie. 1128531
Stankloaf @stankloaf.bsky.social · 20/08/2026No I don't always have to be right I just have to point out that you're wrong. 041
Stankloaf @stankloaf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Everybody you know dies until you don't know because you died. 001
Reposted by StankloafMiddle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I tried and it doesn't work. He's still alive. 971034172
Stankloaf @stankloaf.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Go to your Facebook page? Sorry, I'm too enthralled in my own page. 010
Stankloaf @stankloaf.bsky.social · 15/08/2026What did pissed off people or someone who, say, stubbed their toe say in BC times? He-who-no-one-knows-yet damnit!? 011
Stankloaf @stankloaf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026This is America and I can do as I please*! *massive restrictions apply 000
Stankloaf @stankloaf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026A bold boulder will crush you. Say no to bolder boulders. 000
Reposted by StankloafTim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Remember my marriage advice guys: She’s the rock, you’re the grit that gets in her shoe. 0106
Stankloaf @stankloaf.bsky.social · 08/08/2026When I say give me a minute I mean 60 seconds. When she says give me a minute she means one washing machine minute. 000
Stankloaf @stankloaf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026When someone is drowning in cologne do you throw them a life preserver or get yourself a clothespin? 010
Reposted by StankloafNappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Fingerless accountant to client: "You lost over $30,000 last quarter!" Client to Fingerless accountant: "I think your digits are off." 0132
Stankloaf @stankloaf.bsky.social · 06/08/2026When she's getting a delivery from Amazon: "I'm expecting more stuff." When I'm expecting a delivery from Amazon: "Are you buying more shit?" 030
Stankloaf @stankloaf.bsky.social · 05/08/2026People who get mad when you produce the receipts - hey, maybe don't be wrong next time. 000
Stankloaf @stankloaf.bsky.social · 05/08/2026When I was young I put up with the taste of beer because of the way it made me feel. Now I like the taste of beer but I don't like the way it makes me feel. 000
Reposted by StankloafFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026it could still happen today if mike pence has the courage 2405
Stankloaf @stankloaf.bsky.social · 03/08/2026My 4 years in the Navy took a lifetime now I see 5 year-old vacation photos that feel like were just taken. 010
Stankloaf @stankloaf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Anytime I have to go out and do something I might not like I just tell myself - well, you will eventually be back in your bed tonight. 000
