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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

I was pronouncing "lickety-split" as "liquidy-spit" to be funny. Turns out no one under 70 has ever heard the term lickety-split, so everyone thought I was just being strange

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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Not to brag, but some of my sheets have gotten double-digit likes

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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Don't worry. You can still get your dose of weird chemicals from nonstick pans.

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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Providing legitimacy to a brutal dictator is a form of propaganda.

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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Looks like a fun bunch to have at Thanksgiving

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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A pizza place that doesn't use AI in its ads? Pretty sus.

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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Now you tell me? I just paid my $99 Bluesky annual fee!

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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ah, the classic jazz combo of Alex the Cat, Beebee Boop, Pappy the Sailor and Mikey Mouse

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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

How old were you when you were first told that you are not as funny as you think you are and you made it your life's goal to prove them wrong?

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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I can't believe he gets away with saying this stuff!

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball

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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When I was younger I wanted to get a speeding ticket on my bicycle. I saw my chance - a cop at the bottom of a hill in a 25 mph zone. I zipped past him doing almost 40. I stopped and waited for him. He just shook his head- not dealing with your bs today, kid.

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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

That's the Standard of Iowa, son. Good choice.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

In Iowa it's called a "loose meat sandwich". Honest

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100 years ago news @100yearsagonews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sept. 22, 1926: Ratu Meli Salabogi, an influential chief of Fiji, ends a U.S. tour and leaves San Francisco “with enough saxophones to outfit an entire platoon of royal troops as a jazz band. He intends to introduce modern jazz to the islands.”

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Buying myself a gallon of gas as a little treat.

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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I sure hope this appeasement works out for the French!

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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I hear a faint buzzing in my sock drawer. I instantly recognize the number on the forgotten Motorola pager. After 25 years, George Stephanopoulos has summoned me again. Gennifer Flowers and Bill Clinton are back together, and George needs my help distracting Hillary. I put on Brute cologne.

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